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  1. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    You said WOLF is breaking the law. What law is he breaking? Please tell me you think it's illegal to be seen with a known hooker. Cause I got a yo momma joke waiting if you do. Johnny, how long would you say the typical hooking career is in camden? I figure your girls must be getting...
  2. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Whew for a minute I thought you were going to call me on turning a movie thread into a thread about the Dallas Cowboys.
  3. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Larry Allen did over 700 lbs
  4. Hoss

    Those Asians

    Pretty sure that's a joke, but my first thought was ... walk away and be glad you got a chance to get away so clean.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bro, it probably didn't work because you entered a thick black line for an email address. Also, click that button to show your password so you can be sure you entered it right. fix those things and post the screenshot of the results. Oh and what is uplay? What do you need it for?
  6. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Is anybody even reading dumar's walls of text?
  7. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    He's probably undercover trying to infiltrate the camden hooking and meth scene so he can bring down the big dogs. I'm sure he's just using johnny as an in, and he's not concerned with small fish like him.
  8. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I'll have you know that at least 3 people have found a post of mine funny. Read my nets if you don't believe me. It probably helps me that I just like Bob Odenkirk. I don't know why exactly, it's not like he's had any great roles that I can remember before this. But I've liked him ever since...
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He is saying it takes 5 posts to see images, not 5 posts to see or make posts. I don't know if it's true, but if you're going to call him dumb, call him dumb for what he actually said, not some made up shit you think he should have said.
  10. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Since you put it like that, it would be pretty funny if he was the bagels and coffee boy for the 'real shield'.
  11. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    FTFY
  12. Hoss

    Arrow

    What are the side effects? And what do you mean by use the lazarus pit? You mean on Ollie? Maybe because they needed him to survive Ra's's blade to explain why he suddenly wanted him as a successor. Besides, who's to say they didn't really secretly use the pit? Remember how unsurprised...
  13. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    Who's who grumpus?
  14. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    What is wolf doing that's illegal? Speeding? If wolf didn't have ED, my guess would be that he was going to wind up plowing Johnny's ass someday soon. Hey, maybe his end game is to talk Johnny into trying a glory hole and putting himself on the other side.
  15. Hoss

    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    Indeed. Kinda like freebleeders, we're going the natural route. Freeshitting.
  16. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I learned in HS that the difference between a bitch and a slut was that a slut fucked everybody, and a bitch fucked everybody but you. My HS was full of a buncha bitches, in case anyone is wondering. Do you mean Bates, or am I missing part of the reference?
  17. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Razorfingers would have made more sense in Agent Carter, but she sucked anyway you look at it. At least in carter, she could have been a product of that super-killer-girl school who went off the deep end and it would explain her having halfway decent fighting skills.
  18. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    What, you think wolf is an undercover vice cop? Johnny, are you paying him for his ferry service? If you do, be sure you call it a bribe.
  19. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    So J49, what you're saying is, the true ideal size is "2.61 inches wide and 6.14 inches long; they are .0043 inches thick and weigh 1 gram."
  20. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    That's what I was thinking. They were surgically grafted on, so surgically remove them. Lamest supervillan ever. She reminded me of meg in that episode of family guy where they all got super powers *cue flashback* Any idea of 'real shield' being legitimate kinda blows up with them trying to...
  21. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It's just amazing. Johnny has to move away from his hookers, and suddenly a chauffeur shows up. He must be living right for the lord to smile on him like that.
  22. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Thanks Wuyley, I think I found it. I use TaxAct, and I found one for miscellaneous income, such as from prizes or awards.
  23. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    This is why the Amish burn their trash
  24. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Fuck, I'm still hoping we get rice to replace murray if the AP dreams don't pan out. Has anyone picked him up yet? He kinda fell off my radar about halfway through the season.
  25. Hoss

    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    You should try a rottweiler. They are also good protection from cats.
  26. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Fuck taxes. Can one of your tax experts help me out real quick? I got a 1099-misc because I got $650 for participating in a research program. It's reported in box 7 and I can't figure out where the fuck I'm supposed to report that on my taxes. The only place that I can find where you'd...
  27. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    How about, She said Mmfffhh mmmmffff mmmfmfmfmmm because I don't like to hear bitches talk when I fuck them, so they get gagged. Giggity Or She said "What's in this driiiiii" Flippity Bippity Bop
  28. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I didn't realize you guys ever retired vinyard.
  29. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That part was true and accurate.
  30. Hoss

    Archer

    Holy shit, I never realized they cast Bond to look like archer. Also, days later, I'm remembering that she left her pussy in the bathroom and it still makes me laugh.
  31. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    And I feel bad for you that you haven't accepted my close personal friend Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. But you don't see me bringing it up all the time, do you?
  32. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I wished they'd advanced Mike's storyline a little more. I guess since he was in BB, we know he doesn't go to prison for life, but they still could have shown us what his daughter in law had to say to the cops. Any guesses as to whether they build another episode around that wrap up, or is it...
  33. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Thank you great and wise leader. Sure, lets go with that, because the reason shouldn't really matter. Besides, this thread would not be the place to get into it. Start a new one if you really want that discussion to happen.
  34. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Is there a better way to listen to Creed?
  35. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Why? Why would he be willing to do that? Oh, and add wolf to your sig
  36. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I guess I can forgive it if someone doesn't know how to make a noose anymore, but shit man, he can't even fucking draw one? IMO, that 9er fan deserves a real noose.
  37. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    wtf is avengers grimm? Does that mean the TV show grimm is doing some avengers episode?
  38. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Holy shit, I didn't know that was an option. I might try chipotle again. I also didn't know they had cilantro free brown rice.
  39. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I can't watch that. Was that one of his regular hookers?
  40. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    No. As was mentioned, the show opened with him watching an old commercial, and in the first episode he started getting grief over his name. So it wasn't hard to figure out he changes his name later on. Plus, in at least one of the flashbacks, we saw him telling a stranger his name was saul...