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  1. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I dunno, the XXX versions of star wars I've seen have been really really good.
  2. Hoss

    Vikings

    The obvious answer is Thor since he told that first story in first person and they recognized it as being one of Thor's exploits. But Jysin's memory intrigues me. Who was he talking to? Maybe some internet detectives can see if he was in any earlier episodes.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Plugging in a laptop is malepriveledge
  4. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    A guy I used to work with always said "I can't bottom out in a tuna can, but I can scrape both sides"
  5. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I know I'm a day late on this, but I gotta say, Murray was basically a wash as a game changer. Yeah he got yards 90% of the backs in the league never woulda got, but he also put the ball on the ground way too often. As much as I liked watching him run, I'm glad to be rid of the butterfingers...
  6. Hoss

    Vikings

    That would explain her just giving up and sinking like she did.
  7. Hoss

    The Flash

    It does look like she's being sloppy, and it would have looked cooler with the handle pointed away from her.
  8. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I can confirm that. If it's not my favorite show on TV right now, it's pretty high on the list. It's the only show that I sometimes delay watching because I don't wanna give it half assed attention.
  9. Hoss

    Vikings

    That's what I thought too, but didn't her daughter die as a child? I can't believe siggy died. I thought it was a dream until that last scene.
  10. Hoss

    The 100

    Man what a loser, I got that almost immediately. I assumed there was a city limit sign that I missed where the 'wash' was broken off. I'm with ya bro. But I broke down and bought a chromecast for those hard times. Cost like $50 and it would have paid for itself by now if my daughter hadn't...
  11. Hoss

    King of the Nerds

    Can't believe nasa chick and ori both didn't know Oxygen. I mean, I didn't know either (for sure), but oxygen was the logical choice and woulda been my guess. I was rooting for ben too. Jonathan is a cockroach. Ben seemed to have the final puzzle figured out sooner, but didn't just draw the...
  12. Hoss

    The Flash

    What banner shot are you talking about? I clicked on the link and didn't see it. It's hard to imagine how someone could hold a nightstick backwards.
  13. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    My wife thinks it's funny to pretend she was right every time she corrected his grammar. He was elected president of the US, right? That's gunna be important later. I jut wanna know why'd they choose to live there? Pick a place with better access to water and fertile soil and shit. Maybe...
  14. Hoss

    The Gfycat Thread

    I don't see the controls people keep talking about.
  15. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I don't get how that clip indicates sword. Did they say sword somewhere in the audio I could barely make out? I did hear them say the word shield, but that's as close as I could come.
  16. Hoss

    The Gfycat Thread

    I don't understand why the button that usually takes me to the first new post doesn't work in this thread. It works everywhere else.
  17. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I can't imagine why anyone would want to read her book. But maybe some people bought it out of pity. At any rate, I'm sticking with my insinuation that there's little chance the payoff was worth the decades of mental problems. I don't think her name was even released until she wrote that...
  18. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Yeah, I heard she was extremely fucked up in the head because of that for at least a couple of decades. How much $$ do ya reckon she got?
  19. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    One time I was driving late at night and was getting tired. So I stopped a convenience store to get some coke, and saw the rack of pills at the front counter. I grabbed one called "Up All Night" because I knew I had to drive all night long. Took it, and 15 minutes later I was still falling...
  20. Hoss

    The Gfycat Thread

    What does that mean? I'm not afraid of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement boys.
  21. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I don't get how anyone can give polanski a pass, I don't care how much of a soulless opportunist you are. The dude forcefully drugged and ass raped underaged girls. Murdering them afterwards is pretty much the only way that coulda been worse.
  22. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    And not because of the ashtray.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Try working with wetbacks. You'll find shitty TP in the garbage next to the toilet. One place I worked, someone occasionally jerked off in the toilet and didn't flush it. I understand jerking off at work, sometimes you just gotta crank one out. Especially at this place because the owners...
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except that you didn't bang her. Better get it checked.
  25. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He didn't dope. I wasn't sure for a while, but seeing what's happening now, where they're taking back advertising money they paid him, has convinced me it's all a load of bullshit. He probably decided it wasn't worth fighting, but didn't realize the buzzards would come for him like this. He...
  26. Hoss

    Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

    There was cheering in the theater when that happened. As for valentine's plan, Agent Carter had the same sort of thing, but it was done with gas (Midnight Oil) instead of technology. I laughed at that. They must have basically come up with the idea at the same time. Either that or they...
  27. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I wondered where linemen fit in. They tend to have long careers and are hit every single play (which would put the lie to one of their conclusions, if I'm right). I didn't see it in that article, did they mention them? Hey wait, livestrong.com? Isn't that Lance Armstrong's organization?
  28. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    Martha was, by far, my favorite companion of all time. When the spinoff talk started, I was hoping she'd get one. Don't get me wrong, Captain jack was an awesome choice too. I got excited when she showed up on torchwood. She probably could have saved the show if they'd made her a regular...
  29. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    I find it hard to wrap my mind around nearly everything happening on one planet - lothal. I mean seriously, they can just drive off and dissappear where the empire can't find them on the same planet? What manner of fuckry is that? It doesn't even look like the ship's parking spot is covered...
  30. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Completely? Did you miss the guy who got left alive? The one who was the heir apparent when they had their big meeting, but he had been captured and assumed dead. That's the only reason they had to compete to be the new leader. Everything simmons was saying was about eradicating the...
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You kinda dumb, you know that? All dead end streets are also no outlet streets. If a street has at least 2 ways to get to a main artery (as it does in the case of my street, because I said there were 2 other ways to get out) there is no way it can be a fucking dead end. The reason the sign...
  32. Hoss

    Bisi AMA!

    Bisi: What does this have to do with politics?
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    cuz signs that are lies rustle my jimmies. Sorry if I wasn't clear about that in the post. Do I need to write it again in braille?
  34. Hoss

    Bisi AMA!

    Where can we find a catalog of your photoshop work?
  35. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Since when do racists not know how to cook?
  36. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At first, I didn't realize yall were talking about the baby's gender. I was imaging adults throwing these parties for themselves to announce whether or not they'd be getting a sex change. Maybe they should have race reveal parties. At the end, the cake can either be chocolate or white. Yup...
  37. Hoss

    Bisi AMA!

    Bisi really delivers. Bisi, what is your most common motivation when posting on rerolled?