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The yeast cracks get me. So vile.

A scooter is not a bike, JD.

True. I happen to think that in this case they do coincide. What's Righteous, what's Just, and what's fair are sometimes three different questions. Usually they're the same question but sometimes not. This is one of those instances where you have to pick 2, because you can't get all 3...

Because he's still killed a guy who wasn't his to kill. Two wrongs don't make a right. It is literally that simple. The State holds the responsibility of executions to itself entirely, and it does not share that right just because something really fucked up happened. Hehassuperceded the...

Sure, I agree with you. People get away with murder pretty often. That's not a very good argument to make murder legal, though. I think we disagree about that. I'm content to leave it to a jury and a judge. If they acquit a revenge killing I could understand it. I'd think they were...

Well now you're just arguing what type of murder he's guilty of, not that he's innocent. This is not permissible in a civilized society. Edit: I don't think he should be executed for it either, and I don't know that he needs to spend 50 years in prison to repay his trespass. That's where...

Its not even a slippery slope. It could not be more clear. Its axiomatic. Revenge killings, blood feuds, random expressions of violence against persons or property-- these are not permissible. It should not require an explanation.

Nah man, get a bike. They're good toys if you live in a rural area. If you live in a population dense area it might be a really stupid thing to do. So you'll have to get a trailer and a pickup truck too so you can drive your bike out to the styx so that you can ride your bike! Think of...

Its a revenge killing pure and simple. I can understand it, but not condone it. Edit: As far as the methods of execution, "cruel and unusual" is applied as an argument against the death penalty, and probably rightly so, so the methods try to have the appearance of the most benign ways to...

It's affection, that's all. The sex drive makes more sense viewed through the lens of physical affection than physical love, and it makes the stereotypes easier to handle, observe, and isolate. It's only a trick. A useful half truth. Pay attention to the animals. My cat tries to fuck me...

Kurin was doing the exact same thing for like a year, but by putting 5 minutes of effort into every post he was getting people to actually read it. It was the exact same stuff he was posting. The bar has just been set higher than straight copypasta. Kurin was contributing topically with aimed...

I think that as long as James Brooks is alive, this show will be too. Even the latest season isn't bad, it's just mediocre. But after 50 years... how many more Bart stories can you really do. They must just be going for an unbreakable record at this point. Broadcast television itself may...

The intensity doubles per point doesn't it? So a 6 is 4x stronger than a 4? ELI5: the Andy Richter scale. Ooh! Gum!

We had an earthquake here last year. I didn't even know wtf it was. I was out in the yard, and there was a noise like a low flying plane. And I was all like huh because I didn't see a plane. I can in no way relate.

That's insane. Do none of those policemen have the balls to just state the obvious and slap the girls father around for wasting everyone's time? I suppose they don't. Gotta make a 17 year old hard and take pictures of his dock for the lawyers. Just another day at the office.

Hmph. I thought Canada had already been independent. I stand corrected. Which only raises another question. Why did it take you an extra 100 years to throw off the yoke of your European fur trapping masters, Canooks? I thought Canada formed much faster than that.

They may quite possibly be. It really is hard to get excited by ivy league patent licensing though. If they found a cheaper way to do it that's cool. It is an iterative thing, applied materials science.

It's only worth arguing with a woman at the extremes. Either you have to care the least you possibly could about her action and her reaction, or you have to care the most. If you care anything more or less it's just gonna be ugly and pointless.

Splitting the water has never been a problem from what I understand. That's easy to do with electricity. The problem is the efficiency of the entire process, which includes the fuel cell and the electrolysis. I guess they made a new doo-dad to do it with, and it does it on a very small...

You have to remember that this board is generally populated by people who are dead inside and antisocial depressives. Even moreso than the internet in general. This is not really even a putdown, coming as it does from an antisocial depressive who is dead inside. If -we- were the norm rather...

You say it like being a stupid warmongering redneck is a bad thing. Pax Americana. The last time Canada got invaded, WE were the ones that did it. They would come for your docile women and your cheap dickpills. Oh, they would come.

Well, linking an article like that as some sort of proof is at the very least proof that SOME of us aren't getting any smarter. Now if that's the same thing as getting stupider isn't even arguable. It isn't the same thing.

That explains so much

Weird. Condoms have never bothered me. They give you an excuse to get right up afterwards and wash your junk. Without them the ten minutes after can be significantly more funky. And I don't mean the George Clinton kind. More like the Bill Clinton kind. Without is good too though.

Ask him why he isn't married. To a woman. It's even better if you've already acknowledges his gayness. Just a sudden pivot into oblivious uncruel bigotry. He'll understand the nuance of it.

You need to make sure your surgeon is experienced, but not TOO experienced. This is elective surgery. You've got plenty of time to do some homework about your local surgeons before you hand anyone any money. No surgery is without risk, of course, but people die from all sorts of retarded...

Do dildoes taste like tomatoes? Or is that one more for Mist?

That's silly. Its outpatient. 1 slice, 1 tug, 1 snip, 3 stitches. Then lots of freaky sex when you lie to your wife about how much it hurt and what you sacrificed for the good of the marriage. It takes a real man to let a doctor mutilate his junk. A brave man. A mans man.

If you care about nerd cred you are not a nerd, you are either a post doc or dumb. Possibly both. Ps, that ring is tacky as all hell.

The simple fact that there are people pirating goat simulator both makes me grin and worry that maybe there is a reasonable argument against net neutrality after all.

BLACK FLAG KILLS BUGS

Was it candy? Target candy is yumers.

I always just assumed that there were rules against this kind of thing. Oh I hate but how I hate those Fancy Lads.

Someone allowed Chris Elliot to breed?

That was impressive. It makes me almost wish I loved the cock. That was SO MUCH less bullshit than is involved with playing with boobies.

Get matching tattoos. Knew a couple that did that. 3 years later they got divorced because she was literally a crazy person. Matching tats. Always a good idea. I was never enough of a dick to rag on him for it. He knew. He knew.

I don't wear rings, and never would, but I actually like most of those rings grump posted on the last page. Which makes me wonder if they're good rings. If they suitmytaste in what a ring should look like, they probably suck.

Eww. Salad Cream does not sound in the least part appetizing.

I think it should be legal to cull certain types of people from the herd.