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Signs that are lies rustle my jimmies. For instance, the street I live on has a dead end sign on it, when there's actually at least 2 ways to get back to a main road without turning around. Also, on a lot of the jobsites I visit, they have signs on doors saying "PPE required beyond this point"...

That's why you should date 14 year olds. Their small hands make your dick look bigger.

Did anyone else think the hard questions were easier than the medium questions in that nerd-off? My guess is that either there were no difficulty levels, or they mixed up hard and easy.

Bisi, if we did a lindz AMA, what % of the questions would be asking to see her tits? Followup, on a scale of 1-10, how devastated are you that no one has asked to see your junk yet?

This study is dumb. Everyone knows the proper way to measure a penis is from the anus to just beyond the tip. And back to the anus again if needed.

Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English the car mechanics are French the lovers are Swiss and it's all...

I found I have to sleep on my back. If I sleep on my side the mask gets knocked loose by the pillow. Sleeping on my stomach has the same problem unless I press my face into the pillow, but it also makes my back hurt if I do it more than 1 night. Also, I'm afraid to block those vents on the...

The fattest girl I ever dated was amazing with the blowjobs, real easy to get off, and was basically up for anything I wanted to do. I probably could have shit on her if I'd wanted to. I fucked her in the ass one time and when it started to stink I had her lick my dick clean. She also let me...

Finally finished the series. Most of my comments have already been said. So all that's left to wonder about is where crazy legs got the magical earplugs that cancel out all sound. Cause with typical ear plugs, you can hear someone talking just fine. In fact, they make it easier to hear...

Did the princess orgasm when her uncle was killed? Or was that my imagination?

yes, that would make lana 1/2, and her baby 1/4

Technically the whoring is wrong, but as long as you don't exchange money where everyone can see, how would they know?

I first saw it in a room with about 5 people looking at it on someone's cell phone. 1 saw black and blue, the rest white or light blue, and gold or brown. Then we saw it again on a TV with about 10 other people, and some saw each color. So there. It's not all about monitor quality. I think...

I thought it was going to be painted with that chameleon paint stuff.

Fuck you Borzak. My commute is 50 miles each way, which takes anywhere from 45 minutes to 1.5 hours. Except on friday afternoon when it's liable to be more like 2 hours. Ride a fucking bike to work. Oh shit, this is the FWP thread, not the RMJ thread. Nevermind.

I noticed that too, and I just said "Oh ok, I guess there was some badass training that we didn't have time to see" As for McDonalds, I assumed it was straight up paid for product placement. They would have made fun of them or had some negative comments if it wasn't. Like at least something...

I was expecting one of them to be white, TBH. Oh and I missed the frisky dingo references. Give some examples?

Oh snap. Believe me, that hurt you more than it hurt me. Are you the anon faggot who negged me and was so verklempt that he could only manage to type a dash?

I read a sentence before i realized who it was. Not that i buy your story of gambling prowess, but I think everyone is saying you are hard to read. Thats more important for poker than brains.

Did you facepalm when you actually went and looked up what i said again? Because you should have. You're the only one who was using absolutes. If I was saying women can't separate sex from feelings, why did I mention she might need to be trained out of that? When I said it was "not a...

Hodj gunna hodj I guess. The main difference between you and lumi right now is that I don't completely skip your walls of text. If you read the thread then you know I just chose my words poorly there. I'm not 'questioning evolution', I was asking questions about the mudskipper that they...

I can see calling the lighter color white or light blue. I can see calling the darker color gold or brown. I have no idea where black is coming from, or where the girl across from me is getting dark blue (like my jeans) for the lighter color.

Hodj, I want you to know I read every word of your massive troll response to me, but I forgot to mark it for the multiquote. I was going to stop reading, but it was so beautiful that you used so many words to try and convince everyone you weren't trying to baffle with bullshit, that i felt it...

Bah, double post. Might as well split up that multiquote What is a poe? STONE HIM, HE SAID YAWEH's NAME! Thanks bro, that really touches me /brohug

But I'm not playing that game. At no point did I say red and purple can't be really close to each other. Nor did i say a fish can't evolve into a mudskipper (lol). I just asked a question that 2 of you decided to baffle me with bullshit about instead of answering clearly. Which led to...

I think Mark Tuinei died of a massive drug overdose. So no Samoans either.

But at some point along the way, it must change from x to y. If you're saying there were steps between x and y, you're just trying to obfuscate things. But lets go with that for one sentence to show how dumb that is. Then at some point it changed from x to x1, to x2, to y and that's what I'm...

Why you being so dumb? Just because a guy would like a steady girlfriend doesn't mean he mixes up emotions with sex the way girls do. We want steady girlfriends so we have someone to cook and clean and we don't have to work so hard for pussy (theoretically). Amer's fuckface is a better...

So at one point in time, something that wasn't a mudskipper gave birth to a mudskipper? And it happened often enough and at close enough to the same time for them to viably breed. Assuming I got it right so far, my next question is, does the species that gave birth to the first mudskipper...

That's what they want you to think. Question about the mudskipper cause I aint gunne read all that shit that was linked. Are you saying regular fish give birth to mudksippers all the time? Or are you saying at some point in history a regular fish gave birth to a mudskipper once, and that...

Unless you think 'lying about to get in their pants' is 'having trouble separating love and sex', I don't really think really think its a widespread problem amongst the dick wielding community. For example, do you really think sleazeball fuckface loves Amny's wife? If you do, you're as dumb...

Never even heard of surviving frank. That may be why it failed. Goldbergs is the one that hits closest to home for me too. I like FOB, but I'm expecting it to get better. The main kid actually kind of reminds me of a pakistani kid I went to school with.

Bitches have trouble separating feelings from sex. If you were going to do an open relationship, she would have to retrain herself on that front. I don't blame you, but at least you considered it. Apparently you still 'take care' of her, so maybe it's not a good answer anyway. I thought maybe...

Didn't they decide pluto isn't a planet precisely because they realized they didn't know for sure it orbited the sun? Also, lumie, please share the true cancer cure. If it only costs pennies, it should be easy to explain.

As a Cowboy fan, I wanna see it happen too. You won't get him cheaply enough. Oh yeah I forgot that was you guys. Thanks again. Wanna Trade Running backs? He was the #1 rusher last year. How was your running game? Best guess is that someone has video of him hitting his mom. He got in...

I'm probably going to be called an asshole, but whatever. You mentioned you can't give her what she needs, and since you are paralyzed from the chest down, I assume that's sex. Have you considered some sort of open marriage deal? Maybe it would be easier for you to deal with if you she was...

I disagree about your co worker. The value of good sleep is a lot higher than you give it. Even if he's using it 1 hour a night, 1 hour of good sleep is better than 0. If he keeps doing that, he should eventually get used to it. But I agree about the humidifier. I went without for a long...

I'd like to make this request again. What if we let you make some stipulations fedor?

Well, he said literally nothing was worse than not being able to see his kids every day. That would include staying with her and her dealing with her lying. So whether he knows it or not, his choice has been made. Sounds like you should take some people up on the offer to be venting buddies...

I tried to get a custom mouthpiece, but they cost thousands of dollars and neither my medical nor dental insurance was willing to cover it. So, I got ripsnore for like $25 or $50 from the internet and it works pretty damn well. It works like the mouthpieces I wore when I played football...