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That article was stupid (because still no actual numbers written down), but they had a link to the Marshawn Lynch Enclyclopedia. I read it, and I kinda like the guy now. He seems like he's trying to have fun and stay out of trouble. I hope he gets 150 yards and $80 million in fines and...

Man, you should see if burnem still has his bet on the table. You can't lose.

Or, does it make sense .... if you've read the book?

I used to give my apple cores to my dog, but someone convinced me it was bad because the seeds contain poison. FromAre Apple Seeds Poisonous? "Apple seeds do contain a small amount of cyanide, which is a lethal poison, but you are protected from the toxin by the hard seed coating. If you...

So basic run of the mill trickery? Except that doesn't a player has to come out of the game for one play when going from ineligible to eligible. Does he also run the swinging gate? Hey, this would be a good game for them to try the "Wrong Ball" play.

Somehow she's going to get word to her man on the inside to let them out. I'm not even sure how she was planning to pull that part of it off.

Wasn't Jessica the 16 year old? I don't think she was out of line to want a minor child to not show so much skin. I agree those 2 girls whose names I can't remember were the best and the real stars. But I'm pretty sure the show only happened because of ya ya. We should be embarrassed we...

I will take any score that you can add up and have it end in 3. On a related note, I'm hearing more about the weird formations the pats have been using. Anyone got a link to something that discusses that intelligently? What they're doing, how it's working, what the rules say about it, etc...

hey man, yaya han basically had her own show (for a season). She's big time now. I don't know what you think makes her a bad cosplayer. There must be some fine line that only the faithful can detect. For the rest of us, it's : Does she look like the character? She's good at cosplay. Does...

Is he going in as a 49er or a cowboy? I think he played longer as a niner, but had more success as a cowboy, and is in the Ring of Honor. I'm guessing 49er since that's where he began and ended his career.

There are a lot more air molecules in a car tire than in a football. I don't think anyone questions whether the pressure theoretically drops as it gets colder. The question is how much. Did I miss the part where the colt's balls were also underinflated? Or are you hanging your hat on...

pats 11.1, hawks 13.1 We are predicting air pressures in the football, right?

I'm offshore working, I have no idea what will be available. Probably jalapeno poppers, pizza, and corn dogs. All frozen. The trip came up suddenly. I was planning to make some kick ass salsa I just learned how to make and some stew cause I love me some fucking stew. Edit: But don't...

That is the most absurd thing I've heard all year. Sure, it can work as you described, but worked well just as they did it. They made it clear that Mortdecai had not actually run very far.

It cost $18 million to pay the korean hackers? Does that include the ass kissing they had to do to jesse and al?

So, will we get in trouble if we talk about GoT spoilers we learned from parks and rec in the GoT no spoilers thread? To be clear, I have no idea if anything they're predicting about GoT in P&R is real or even makes any sense. But it's fun to troll those crybabies.

Just watch them one episode at a time. Season 1 Ep 1 flash, then S3Ep1 Arrow. Etc down the line.

He went to jail for it once, so yeah he has and it's a matter of record. Wait, corpses count, right? You didn't specify 'living'.

You know what they say, In Theory, there is no difference between theory and reality. But in Reality, there is. For the Ideal gas law to apply, wouldn't the football have to be inflated entirely with 1 type of gas? I wasn't aware they did that. I bet the pats use Helium. The Ideal Gas Law...

I'm guessing when you say the timing was off, you mean you couldn't follow the dialog because it came too fast. I had that problem too, but then I have that problem a lot and I'm used to overcoming it.

You forgot 'young'. Most of them are supposed to be around 18, maybe younger.

I don't know what to think about DJ douche working for Ras. I was really hoping he'd be killed in some random act of violence to push thea over some edge. But then I thought about it, and maybe he will become interesting now that he's a super ninja. Also, good to know that super ninja...

LOL so the apple Iphone is about as reliable as windows 95?

Do you get the stuff with the marshmallows in it, or does that make your dick too sticky?

Thought my wife had D cups (40D). She got measured today and found out she had been wearing the wrong bra size all this time. She's really 36G. Dammit, now I need to recalibrate my boobie gauge.

I told her I liked the way she thought.

See? It's already trolling pats fans and we're just in the planning stages.

You do that, and I'll followup with a comment about how if pats fans had ever encountered a fully inflated sack of balls, they'd have some respect for what he was doing.

You trick them into doing stuff. I am beginning to think gadrel isn't actually greek, and I withdraw the grammar leeway I previously afforded him.

I don't understand why the piper is being kept in the special metahuman prison. He's super smart, but otherwise a normal. With him in there, that means they have to feed him and install a toilet, right? Or do the prisoners go into some sort of hibernation after a while?

My wife got a good laugh out of hot chocolate blowjobs. But part of the laugh might have been relief that it had nothing to do with scat.

Does poppa mrs vaclav live in an efficiency?

I haven't watched ESPN yet. What did he keep saying?

Yes, I followed all of that up to the last sentence. What I was saying is that I *thought* his point was that the EU had to change the rules because Greece gamed the existing rules like they were the patriots. Hey wait, is Belichick a greek name? Sorry, don't mean to make threads collide...

I think you forgot what "Jimmies" are.

You need to call the new BF up and talk to him. Take him out for a whiskey. Invoke Bro Code. Let him know you know you can't give her what he can, and you have no intention of messin with her happiness. Tell him you were only agreeing to meet her because you weren't sure if she was in some...

We care because they play football good, not because they have a heartwarming story. This media blitz before the superbowl is just a distraction. I'd rather see the players' wives and girlfriends out there doing this. In short skirts. To be fair, they might have wanted you there just in...

I thought he was trying to say the EU changed the accounting rules because the greeks gamed the old system like a bunch of welfare brood mares.

Say it aint so johnny. If you're just tired, have you thought about trying cocaine?

I thought it was every 7 years. This is why I like hearing about greece. Didn't they also lower the pay for government workers at the demand of the EU, but sneakily change the pay schedule so they were getting more paychecks and actually wound up with a raise? Or is that the same fudging...