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  1. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I would put money on confession.
  2. Hoss

    First World Problems

    When I was in an apartment, if you weren't there when your clothes finished, some motherfucker might toss them immediately. I don't know how long you're supposed to give, but I know it's longer than 30 seconds. The thing about tossing someone's clothes though, unless they write their name on...
  3. Hoss

    The Wheel of Time- TV Pilot

    Yeah, shitty name aint rais's fault. If the threads get merged, keep this thread's title.
  4. Hoss

    King of the Nerds

    People who study hard and work hard with questionable social skills. The social skills aren't really a determining factor though because lots of people are just lazy assholes, and since these nerds are adults some sort of social skills are bound to have developed. The people who weren't even...
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    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    Saw it yesterday because we weren't in the mood for a war movie, and there was nothing else worth watching. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't very good either. I agree with you that I wanted more of an explanation. I asked earlier in the thread if this movie was a sequel to something. After...
  6. Hoss

    BattleBots

    I kinda liked the UK version better. The bots had to compete in some challenges to earn the right to fight. So you needed a more well rounded robot
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    King of the Nerds

    They did that in season 1 as well. I think it is an attempt to get the nerds to physically exert themselves so they could get some exercise. No, not really. You see it in other challenges too. They try to build in a reason for people to run around or have to use hand-eye coordination to take...
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    The Great Outdoors! Fishing, Hunting, etc..

    Brutul nailed it. But if you go the guided route, make sure it's not a canned hunt. That won't teach you anything. If there are hunting clubs in the area, that might be worth a shot too. Hunting clubs are a group of people who pool their money to lease land to hunt on. Sometimes it's...
  9. Hoss

    King of the Nerds

    And she has about 2 feet of neck. I just realized that ori reminds me of a guy I used to work with, and now I understand why no one has murdered him. He was one of those guys who seems like a complete retard in small doses but is really allright.
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    The Blacklist

    No, they didn't. They warble garbled why. But even at that, I sure didn't see any reason 1 person couldn't handle both of those demanding tasks, seeing as how they had time to sit down and relax between alarms. As obvious as they are trying to make it, I am starting to think he's not her dad...
  11. Hoss

    Marvel's Agent Carter

    A different faction of what? I thought hydra was the overall organization.
  12. Hoss

    The Rerolled Tits thread

    So Camera Rape is a laughing matter.
  13. Hoss

    The Interview - Rogan and Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong-Un

    Was this movie made 10 years ago?
  14. Hoss

    Marvel's Agent Carter

    i am assuming this one will end with them finding the obelisk.
  15. Hoss

    The Blacklist

    I also nerdraged at what it took to blow the boiler. It takes 2 people. one has to press this button, the other has to turn these valves on and off. wut?
  16. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    chowder head?
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Easy. Fuck her and see if the baby comes out retarded. wait what? Cinnamilk? Well, if you want tips on getting some assplay, we can maybe help you with that. I once had a girl tell me that all women like assplay, but most of them just don't realize it yet because they're scared. They think...
  18. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That doesn't look like it applies to deer. The saddle would be taken partly from backstrap and partly from skirt steak or rib meat. Unless it's put together completely different from Axis and whitetail. I've never butchered an elk. Axis are kinda fun for traumatizing kids. Even as adults...
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    Marvel's Agent Carter

    Oh. OK, no idea about anything related to 1 tree hill. That was a shitty series on the CW or the WB or something, wasn't it? Are we talking about the interrogator guy who froze? From the beginning, I figured she'd wind up with crazy legs. But come to think of it, he is a nice guy, so he's...
  20. Hoss

    The Flash

    Naw he didn't peek. She's just gunna have a flash baby pop out in like 9 days.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Raising Arizona looked like it was going to be good, but cage annoyed me so much I never could finish it. I could probably stand to watch that scene in Drive Angry, but I'll be honest, I had never even heard of it before. Judging on previews and the pieces that I've seen, I think I might be...
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Nice, got a good picture of the whoor? That last one we could only see her eye. For anyone who does tinder, does it raise a girl's value in your eyes to know she fucked an NFL player? I'm thinking it would since they obviously have their pick of any woman anywhere they go. That means she...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    They stole that shit from the Texas Aggies, and you're just jealous that your team didn't think to steal it first. In place of '12', other teams make generic jerseys with the year or '00' on it. Like that's any better.
  24. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I think the only cage movie I've ever liked was Ghost Rider.
  25. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm surprised he didn't accuse the chiefs of doing it.
  26. Hoss

    King of the Nerds

    Crying makes you strong noodlebro. Cause whoremoans or whatever.
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    Marvel's Agent Carter

    Yeah, that's the best thing on TV so far this year. They had him set up as being ruthless and super intelligent, and I'm sure we all thought he was going to be her next nemesis. Then ... "I want that" *CRACK*. I can't remember that part. What did she say about her future husband? Was her...
  28. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    As long as elk is considered a deer, then that's the way I understand the word too. I don't think I could name all the breeds that I think venison might be. Around here when you see venison for sale, it generally means elk, because you're not allowed to sell meat from native game animals.
  29. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Oh and johnny, I heard on the radio they just finished up a nationwide prostitution sting. Glad you didn't get nabbed.
  30. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Just checking in to let the pats fans know I'm reading all the gloating.
  31. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Yeah, I think most of us are getting a little bored with your current crop J49. Start looking for a replacement and cull one of them.
  32. Hoss

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    So is this a sequel to something?
  33. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That can't be right. Every time I make stew, I have it in the crock pot for a minimum of 14 hours, and I've never gotten stringy meat. Based on what you guys have said, and from talking to the cook who made the stew a few days ago, the key is high heat. He said any meat will do that if you...
  34. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I might well be a whore. At any rate, I'm not prepared to argue against the assertion. But where you and I differ is that J49 does not keep me employed. That factoid makes you a particular type of whore.
  35. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    It made them snap the ball one more time. I see nothing wrong with it. I hate when teams lay down in that situation, as if they don't understand the game well enough to know what a fumble could mean.
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Obviously, Bill tapped into the seahawks communications and called that fucking pass play.
  37. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Oh was that it? I saw him adjust his thigh pad and thought they got him for grabbin his dick. Quick, someone get a needle! Clearly the man can't make a comeback like that with regulation balls!
  38. Hoss

    Parks and Rec

    See? Fun and Easy. I forgot to say easy.
  39. Hoss

    Has Dumar ever had physical contact with a woman?

    It's because he doesn't have any blinds, isn't it? That's always a dead giveaway.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Allright cooking bros, I need some information. A couple times in my life, I've had stew where the meat was stringy. Like it had cooked so long it fell apart or something. The first time it was venison, and I thought it was just something venison did when you put it into stew. But yesterday...