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A lot of the reason comes from "do it to them before they can do it to you". It's literally as old as our history. Some of the founders wanted to opt out and avoid it (and we did for generations mostly thanks to there being an insane amount of land on this continent occupied by disorganized...

If dudes asses looked like that life would be a whole lot easier for the gays.

From insanity to willful adultery. Onoes gonna end up headless (both) in a ditch. Onoes gonna accidentally marry into the mob. Onoes is being groomed for a swinging party / gimpfest weekend. Doesn't matter; had sex.

Got mah pizza rolls.

There was one that was like a split screen 2 player zork game. You could wander around and interact with each other. I think the idea was that you were both supposed to sit there and take turns and help each other solve the puzzles where you had to push a button in two locked rooms. But it...

Going to 1200 from 300 was like woah -- Vtech. And then it was only a year later or so later and 2400! MY GOD MAN. I remember getting a 14.4 and then the 19k's came out and I was all like, "Hrm -- nah. 14 is plenty fast!" AND IT WAS. AND THAT'S HOW WE LIKED IT.

Anything containing the word coon is funny. I mean I understand why some of these snotgobblers mispronounce Kunark. But that doesn't make it right! Check yo' Everquest privilege.

I for one am indignant. Never cared for UO. Logged in, mined some rocks, went to town, some dude at clipping range shot a fireball at me and then the town guard MURDERED ME. Said, "Gay" out loud, logged off, uninstalled, went back to trading poorly phrased insults and racial slurs with...

There was a time and a place for it. It's more about context than it is about a social more. The point is that most of us are aware that with a name and a state you can generally get a physical address with 10-15 minutes of internet sleuthing. None of us bothered. He's not an ex-girlfriend...

We call that chunky style

Pryor was funnier than chapellePryor was damn near as funny as Cosby. And Jello puddin pops! But Cosby's records are STILL funny. It's kinda interesting. We've got 3 generations of the top national black comics. Cosby never even said the word American Inventor that I've ever heard. Pryor got real...

Actually that's a pretty good point. Chapelle made quite a run with picking the scabs off of racist humor. And he's a clever man who could be genuinely witty with the material at times. And at other times he had entire skits that the premise was calling a white guy a American Inventor. And it was 5...

Turtles have probably always been like, "What the fuck man? There ain't no bitches here. This pond is a total sausagefest." "Asshole"

I just put them next to the pond and whisper, "You're free now. No more tears." There's a turtle fucking season or something. Little bitches migrate at certain times in the spring and fall. You'll find them every now and then.

That's the wrong kind of stirring the shit. These pantheon grognards are not well. And a disillusioned one... Brad'll get some mysterious white powder in the fucking mail. You know full damn well there's a borderline type out there that'd do it. Tyen would almost do it if he didn't have...

There seems to be something fundamentally wrong with this step. There's a disconnect. Not that the method can be used to measure size, which is the science of it, but in theassumptionthat any object within some arbitrary range -must- be a "wormhole", which is just speculation. If they find...

I prefer my racism honest. My Pops, he despises mexians. I mean he really just hates them, for no fucking reason really besides for they aren't white, and it's getting worse the older he gets. I can deal with that. He makes no apologies. But this intellectually dishonest racism just...

This thread: Marxists find increasingly convoluted ways to be dumb.

Yeah, but if she broke up with you already what you need to do is change yourself for the better for the NEXT girl. Get your head in that place. If you want even a chance of keeping -this- girl, you have to be willing to toss the entire thing. Its easier to keep a customer than to get a...

Jesus christ, some of these fat black women. They may not look like much but I've told more than one of them that if they ever want a white husband all they gotta do is promise to cook for me three times a week.

Yeah. Shit's good. The difference is it isn'tcomicalwhen we do it. We eat fried chicken too!

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He might have been looking at the throne, but what I saw was just Varys disdainfully walking away from the Viper asking impertinent, unsubtle questions. I think Varys wants hismanon the throne, not hisasson the throne. The Viper was asking who his man is.

DS9 Worf was a lot harder than TNG Worf. TNG Worf was just a bitch. Worf finally got a father figure who didn't parade around new york on shopping trips with gay knights in DS9, and he proceeded to kick some ass. Worf would win the fight if it were fair. But Drogo would murderfy him while...

I would drive either of those cars.

That car is every bit as good as the McCar There comes a point where it's so nuts it becomes awesome.

fuckin Faulty Armors

SWEEGIN COOOCK SUKAH

That's a significant boundary issue. If her son is sleeping in her bed at 9 years old and it's not a "I had a bad dream" indulgence, but a matter of habit, that really is just going to be the tip of the iceberg. My aunt raised her son like this and he got over it. She didn't like break...

Maybe Sam Kinnison was right. Never break up with a woman. When you decide that it's time for it to end, just coke out. Pawn the TV and steal money out of her purse.

He should start making them do stuff. I'm hungry. Minions, hark! Send unto me a pizza roll.

I think maybe you were too nice. I did not expect this sort of persistent crazy. If you'd been able to give her a reason to HATE you maybe this wouldn't be happening. Maybe she could feel, like you do, that she managed to get out while the getting was good. Of course, it would probably...

Technically a wooden bumper is street legal. SHOW ME THE LAW THAT FORBIDS THEM.

The best part is that there is already a device on your car that does EXACTLY what they claim to want to be able to do. There are so many ways to take this basic idea of transitioning from a flat tax into a consumption tax (which is the heart of what this is, and the only part of the entire...

Yes. There can be no reconciliation. When a guy fucks a cat to death, you don't invite him to a party ever again. Even if he has good weed.

That's kinda the point. No one wins the Game of Thrones. You just manage to not lose for a little while. If you're as smart as Littlefinger, that's all you even want to begin with.

Yeah. Ginsberg has just never been well. I don't remember specifics, but every scene that's had him in it has had him with that sketchy energy. My complaint: They weren't wearing white coats. The men who come to get you are supposed to be wearing white coats. They're coming to take me...

They should have already been sleeping in their own bed for years by the time that they're 9. Unless they don't actually have a physical bed. That's a whole world of shit just waiting for you if you don't do something about it Beagle. Wether that's going Alpha Prime and knocking the...