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  1. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Briefly scanning over that, because there's no way in hell it's worth taking the entire 5 minutes to read it, it basically sounds like he's describing what Warhammer was going to do with Chaos and Magic-Users back when it was in codpiece alpha stage. And it's susceptible to the same flaw that...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Ok, they might make some REALLY angry facebook posts and use the mad emoticons.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    What, his apprentice developers? No one's gonna do shit. lol. I'm only surprised that he didn't squeeze out a 2nd month of board subs.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    anal_overseer sounds smelly If Izo smells of anything it is probably ammonia. Or maybe cat pee. They smell very similar.
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    So about that no such thing as voter fraud?

    Hey. Dead people have a right to vote too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a buddy that spayed his own dog. Fucking insane.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That degree is no guarantee of quality by itself. The skills can be learned informally, and to be honest usually are. The academic work is prep and exposure but you do learn by doing. But what it should be is a guarantee that the real chuckleheads have been pre-screened and pre-weeded...
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    Lucy with Scarlett Johannson (wholly crap)

    If I go watch this movie there is a 50/50 chance that I will be entertained. But if I buy a ticket for this movie and then go into a DIFFERENT theater, there is a 66% chance that I will be entertained. Can't explain that shit. Magic.
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    Dumb and Dumber To-2014

    Probably her. I'm pretty sure that she did a playboy spread. I remember seeing it on the proto-net back when the movie came out. it might have come off of suze.net So it might have been a Randall spread.
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    How I Met Your Mother

    Does the Simpsons count? It was a segment on the Tracy Ullman show. So I guess it does count.
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    Active shooter at Fort Hood, again

    I'm sure they will, but I wouldn't blame the military for this. These bases are their own little towns. If you think of it within that context, their murder rate seems to be pretty low. I mean after deployments they have lots of suicides and lots of husbands coming home to strangle their...
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    Lucy with Scarlett Johannson (wholly crap)

    Holy crap. He's like the white version of Proposition Joe. He's ass deep in the doritos trade. He gets ranch style straight from the hidden valley itself.
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Magic stars. Billions and billions of magic stars.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    What's the next MMO even coming out? EQ:N? TESO and Wildstar seem to basically be it for a while. Next gen? Try last gen. I'd probably be more upset if I cared.
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    How I Met Your Mother

    I think I wrote the wrong name. Two Broke Girls? Something like that. I watched one episode of it last year (So it wasn't Two Guys, A Girl...). But it was in a pizza place. Yeah, here it is.2 Broke Girls - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia That show is fucking awful. People who like it...
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    Lucy with Scarlett Johannson (wholly crap)

    It might even be a technological fantasy! But Izo is right. What it truly is is her new kids college fund.
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    Lucy with Scarlett Johannson (wholly crap)

    Much like crimson and ruby are different colors its different because of the tone. It's a fantasy, sure. But for the target audience it is "science fiction". It is science fiction because it is rooted in a "scientific fact". That being we only use 10% of our brain. It is shocking how many...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, but you should always avoid women who THINK they're really hot. Even if they're right (which they usually aren't -- hotness being a generality rather than a specific) modesty itself is a requirement for prolonged intimate contact. Hubris is different than simple confidence and should not...
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    Dumb and Dumber To-2014

    Dumb andDumberisn't nearly as hateful as Cabin Boy. That movie, if you really watch it, is a fucking abomination. A willful, sincere, tightly orchestrated abomination. Which makes Dumb andDumbera lot less funny. It's just two people being clowns with snippy one-liners, rather than the...
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    Dumb and Dumber To-2014

    Khalid, you picked the funniest scene out of Cabin Boy. But it's not the scene itself. That is the point in the movie in which the movie breaks you. And it wasn't accidental. That's the whole point! I totally understand that his style of humor is ABSOLUTELY esoteric and I don't think...
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    Lucy with Scarlett Johannson (wholly crap)

    People do use 100% of their brain. There is a fundamental misunderstanding about some really basic shit. You can't really even attribute it to fantasy. It -is- science fiction. At least it's trying to be. It's just bad and transparently ignorant science fiction. Fantasy is: "What if a...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    What about the asteroid belt? Is there something in the tension of gravity in an area between the Sun and the Jupiter that inhibits planet formation? I'm sure that's a 3rd grade solar system question but I don't remember so I looked up some numbers and from what I do know about how gravity...
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    How I Met Your Mother

    I would probably watch "How I met your Father" though. It would be a glorious three episodes of shamefully undisguised pandering and utter filth (filth doesn't have to be porno guys!) before it was cancelled. We're talking A Guy, Two Girls, and a Pizza place levels of terrible.
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    How I Met Your Mother

    I think Dexter still wins worse finale, just on the strength of previous seasons. Plus I never watched this show. It seemed like the story of three metrosexuals and the women who love to tolerate them, to me.
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    House of Cards

    Tricky asian. First born SON. No one wants your first born if it's a girl.
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    House of Cards

    What will be interesting is to see how they make it interesting. Meta. They may fail. S2, while I maintain the flaws are reasonable and didn't detract from my enjoyment of the show, is inarguably of a different quality than S1 was. I'm not gonna knife a person who says the quality was...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Pussy just isn't that important. I don't mean it as mockery. I haven't read the PUA stuff specifically but I think I know what you're talking about in general. To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to get pussy on your own terms. We're all broken. The trick is only...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I got up after sitting down for a while and my butt hurt. This is an old/fat/bad chair issue. But still.. what the fuck. Sitting has never made my butt hurt! Fuck you, butt!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Well, you see, down here in the south if you told the waitress "I'll have a pop"... waitresses down here just don't fuck around. Honestly though if you're ordering you generally specify. If you're offering... lol, who the fuck knows what you're gonna get? I've been asked "Wanna coke or...
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    House of Cards

    Those asides are what made the show something different. It made it stand apart. S2 did suffer for the lack. Working those in probably forces the writing to be a little bit tighter, because they can SO easily go wrong and turn into something to complain about. He was major dad, wasn't he...
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    House of Cards

    Those asides are what made the show something different. It made it stand apart. S2 did suffer for the lack. Working those in probably forces the writing to be a little bit tighter, because they can SO easily go wrong and turn into something to complain about. He was major dad, wasn't he...
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    ReRolled AssHat of the Year WINNER!!!

    I'm sure you would. BUT YOU WONT. ASSHATS GET NOTHING BUT SHIT IN THEIR EYES.
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    House of Cards

    I assumed a few things. Frank went there planning that he would probably have to murder her... he may have set the meeting specifically to murder her. The disguise, the construction zone. It didn't strain my disbelief that he did a little bit of homework and found an area with minimal camera...
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Yes. As critical as I am of the new Cosmos it is ONLY because Sagan's Cosmos is something truly special, and while they can't fill those shoes they are making predictable and avoidable mistakes. The older series, it holds up. In the context of the past 20 years this new series there's...
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Honestly, they didn't explain the concepts very expansively. Or really... hardly at all. They barely even mentioned concepts. There were too many assumptions and not enough explanation. I mean here's an example -- he spoke about apparent paradoxes that occur at near lightspeed. But then he...
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    ReRolled Asshat of the year FINAL voting. Pick your AssHat.

    Lumie is too nuts to really be a good asshat. He's done way too many drugs and he probably didn't start off all that bright to begin with. a_skeleton_03 on the other hand COULD go full Snowden at a moments notice. He has that power. The choice is obvious.
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    That is irrefutable logic. Absolutely air tight. Unfortunately it is also pointless. Ask him why his God seems intent on tricking the faithful. And ask him why 6500 is the arbitrary number... given his argument then creation could have been created either 1 second ago, or tomorrow. His...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Baby, if you wanna do it you gotta grab my dick. You oughtta know by know that me dumb.