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  1. iannis

    RIP Dave Brockie a.k.a. Oderus Ungrurus from GWAR

    Aww man. I think that may be the best euology possible. Short and perfect. SEXICUTIONER.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should have said something earlier. I have been bogarting her. Sorry man, I'll fix it.
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    How I Met Your Mother

    I've seen it from time to time. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen. The barney bits are usually decent. They made a David Spade character, except he's successful instead of being a loser. It's the 9 years that was blowing my mind. Usually shows like this don't live half that long.
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    How I Met Your Mother

    How has this show managed to avoid being cancelled for 9 years? Barney is worth maybe 1-2 years tops. CBS isn't it? 2 1/2 men is still going too. I guess I answered my own question.
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    ReRolled Asshat of the year FINAL voting. Pick your AssHat.

    .suoineg eht rof ,seitud fo dercas tsom ym siht ,etov a ecalp I
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    What southerners are really mourning when they talk about that is the end of an agrarian aristocracy. That is a way of life and that war did end it. What 99% of southerners do not understand is that they would not be the ones holding the whip. THEY would be the dumb assholes going to get...
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    Noah (2014)

    Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants. And sometimes I just wanna yell at the TV.
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    ReRolled AssHat of the year SEMI-FINAL ROUND voting!!!

    That's fuckin crafty is what that is. Also cheating.
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    ReRolled AssHat of the year SEMI-FINAL ROUND voting!!!

    Sean is just being a bro and trying to pump Duppins numbers at the last minute. +5 pages to ask-a-mod between now and the close of the polls. All of which will be Duppin.
  10. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    three snaps in a z formation girlfriend
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    Noah (2014)

    The subject matter has very little to do with my reaction to that trailer. I'm hating on it because it has every indication of being a horrible horrible horrible movie. The ONLY thing that will make this movie any money is the subject matter. This is Twister. This is fucking twister. My...
  12. iannis

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Sounds delicate. Like if you went out there and pushed a little you could unravel the entire thing.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    +1 nets. made me lolirl
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    ReRolled AssHat of the year SEMI-FINAL ROUND voting!!!

    Lumie Duppin Mentally ill or not, Lumie gets the nod for earnestly pretending to cure cancer. Merlin is no where near that offensively, dangerously, and criminally much of an asshat. Sorry Duppin, you'll be runner up. But 2nd place is better than 4th! I just think a_skeleton_03 is...
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    Noah (2014)

    Depends. Is it hatefuck night? I can imagine no other response, or way to make the experience enjoyable.
  16. iannis

    Noah (2014)

    Oh god no. I couldn't make it all the way through the trailer. NOAH! Except they're kinda vikings. ish. LOOK, PEOPLE YOU RECOGNIZE. Even the caterers should feel ashamed of being involved in this one.
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    Noah (2014)

    So horrible. So shamefully horrible. And I'm not even talking about the movie itself, just Russel Crow. Everyone involved in this should know better. They should fucking know better. There is just no excuse for this to exist. Russel Crow: the poor man's Mel Gibson.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Guilt is a very powerful tool. The groundwork for her confession was laid years ago. And a lot of times it seems that people don't understand just how serious the crime is, like for reals -- which is why they commit it in the first place. So I'm sure there was a decision in there somewhere...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I expect that this time they're all in on the con. If you get anything like that it will be shame-induced and an addendum to a resume. "It wasn't me! This guy... I trusted this guy!" Where as with vanguard it did at least have the veneer of a professional enterprise -- and its credible that...
  20. iannis

    If you SMELLLLLLLLLLLL, what Hercules, is cookin'!

    Nah, it's gonna be awful. AWFUL COOL
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    If you salvage what you craft you can make it through the armor/weaponsmith tiers with around 1.5 stacks of ore. Beyond the initial release wave the gathering money is going to be in certain plants. I forget the names of them. Check the techno/architect recips. It's 2 plant types per tier...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'd like to see a tightly interwoven game myself. But I don't think anyone is going to do that anymore. They seem to be compartmentalizing the work more than EQ/WoW did. Which makes perfect sense but it also seems to make it more difficult to interweave content ranges.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    According to pluto files it's a definitional problem. And there does need to be a stable definition. When it's just a couple of rocks around the nearest star it's not such a big deal. But we're finding the bastards, and we're going to need to classify them by some consistent means.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    And then you'd get assholes like me who would put chitlins and fish-pie casserole on your menu just because you were dumb enough to let us.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I'm 80% sure that trollface is actually a fat 23 year old japanese woman.
  26. iannis

    If you SMELLLLLLLLLLLL, what Hercules, is cookin'!

    I don't know if he'll ever be able to top playing the Tooth Fairy on the scale of "offensively absurd" to "entertainingly ridiculous" though.
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    If you SMELLLLLLLLLLLL, what Hercules, is cookin'!

    This makes me happy. I've always wanted to see The Rock go greek.
  28. iannis

    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    There's a slant in this one that didn't exist in the other. It's subtle but pervasive. They really were walking a line in that comets episode. Sagan knew there were flat earthers. He didn't care. He wasn't making the show for them, or to refute them. He wasn't smug. I hope now that...
  29. iannis

    Orange Is the New Black

    Holy... I didn't even realize the cook woman was captain janeway. But after you said it, yeah. She seemed taller in star trek
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Peaches come in a CAN they are put there by a MAN in a factory downtown. Goin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches. I've known people that were raised in "naked around the house" homes. That shit is weird. It makes for strange children that grow into strange adults. It's...
  31. iannis

    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Sagans was better. Less concerned with being entertainment. Not really anyones fault I think. Times have changed. Cosmos would be a podcast, these days.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're lookin for people to watch? Lets skype. Oh yeah.
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    That actually surprised me in the first episode. They were talking about "Mars, and then the asteroid field" and they showed the asteroid field out of Star Wars. I honestly expected that they'd show like one rock and make the point that the asteroid field is actually not at all as dense as...
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    This guy gets it.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Not orange though. WoW ruined the color orange. And purple.
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    dragon riders of pern--ebook 2 bucks

    They're still pretty good as an adult, but you can see a lot more of the organizational craft that went into writing them. The White Dragon is actually much BETTER as an adult. That, I think, was the book McCaffery wanted to write.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    You're really not testing anything. These are pre-release preorder marketing weekends. I mean I'm not going to go burn down Texas or anything for trying to make a dollar off of their game. But if you're filing bug reports at this stage you're wasting your time.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    To be fair, none of their costumes really struck me as memorable. They only had a few basic types. The highwayman set looked nice on some models. On other models it just looked... well, it looked like it had been designed for/on one specific model per faction and then just rescaled. Very...
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    dragon riders of pern--ebook 2 bucks

    There are some very prominent gay characters in Darkover as well. And you root for them. They're not flaming queens, they're just gay dudes. Women wrote both series. I think that makes a difference. We're not talking about high literature. We're talking about relatively light fantasy...