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  1. iannis

    Scarlett Johansson Named ?Sexiest Woman Alive? for the second time!

    She is slowly shitting herself up with tats. At least she waited. GG ScarJo
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Considering the kneejerk sexual pandering and social justice crusade that might actually be the coverart for the "gurlz gaem 2" release box.
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    You should really see The Kings Speech. I think it resonates even if you're not American/British. You don't even have to be in the mood to watch a movie like that. Just sit down, the movie itself will do that part of the heavy lifting. Of course it might should be called "The Kings...
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    Trying to help my nephew with a math problem.

    Make sure to teach him that the correct answer is 50/50. Children are our future. But the thing is... I don't give a fuck what happens when I'm dead.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I probably would have demanded that she share her cocaine. I don't have to see her to know that bitch was tweakin.
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    Dude. Woah.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's called the 2 second handsie. Are you a homo or something?!? Drugged out of her mind and retarded. Get used to that.
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    Conan the Barbarian is an absolutely perfect B movie. My love for that shitty movie is eternal. THE TREE OF WOAH. I had the opposite with Temple of Doom. I've come to appreciate it more the older I get. Watching it as a kid most of it bored me. The obvious parts pulling hearts out of...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Honestly, I think as a fan a person should feel pretty good about exactly that outcome. 2 things. First, he'll probably never finish the series. Honestly, he won't. It is fairly obvious that he did not expect to get the Wheel of Time fanbase that he managed to snag and he's just running out...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is it really so inconceivable that occasionally when it is important two people can act like responsible adults and behave in a mature fashion in relation to each other? It's unlikely, I'll easily agree with that. Is it really so inconceivable? Onoes problem is not his ex-wife. Onoes...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    But isn't the cost here just energy? The rest is consolidating and redirecting the logistics of building materials -- and maybe some conservation of renewable resources. Neither of which are small things. But It does sound expensive.
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    SyFy network admits they fucked up

    The could do most of the Foundation stories for like ten bucks. Of course... Foundation would be horrible television. Edit: I like to think the Redletter guys are the next generation of MST3K. About as close as you're gonna get. And I think that both groups come out of milwake, don't...
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    EQN:Landmark Beta Starts March 26th!

    Skesis Tower from The Dark Crystal
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    You can say that about RotJ or even New Hope and you can make a credible argument. But Empire Strikes Back is all sorts of awesome. The better troll is to attack New Hope. You can. It's not that hard to do, the movie is flawed like Jedi is flawed. But even people that aren't Star Wars...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    That game sounds schitzophrenic enough to actually be fun. Either you need to make the rules simple to understand and difficult to master, like Blizzard tries to do, and in this way you achieve the stability for a well ordered game. Or you need to make the rules a byzantine mess of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She will. It's a fine line, but she knows we're playing. I know her husband posts on these boards but I don't know his user name. He is the knife hidden in the dark. One day we're gonna wake up and be RRP'd for 2 years. Because the odds are pretty good that a random person on these...
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    SyFy network admits they fucked up

    I liked SGU. I mean it could have been a whole lot better... and it actually started to get sorta stupider as the crazy scientist man started talking about the background radiation being a message from God or whatever pseudomystical mumbo jumbo nonsense he started to degenerate into... but that...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "Proof of marriageability" is what we call THAT in the old country. The goat we call a dowry.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Even after getting a certified letter some of these collection agencies would rather make you take them to court. You're gonna have people pretending to be lawyers calling you, you're gonna have people pretending to be state officials, and they will give no shits that your father is hiding...
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    They were just killing proto-mexicans and blacks anyway... so does it really matter?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Its ok. Someone needs to break up with a girl named Monica though.
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    It's fairly obvious to anyone that has a memory you're involved somehow with film in a professional manner. You really are always well spoken and obviously educated when discussing something to do with teh movies. No matter how dumb the movie is. LikePrometheusBlade.
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    no wonder he has night terrors. VAMPIRES AREN'T REAL KREUGEN. ITS OK BRO. ITS OK.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Well yeah, but deep and meaningful doesn't have to result in tragedy. I agree. The movie would have been better if it had been better.And I also agree, of the three it is the weakest. But at that point I doubt that Lucas was his own master, either. Star Wars took everyone by surprise...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    There are still parts here and there in the game that will make you lolirl. But it's signal:noise, and how much you're willing to tolerate to get to the funny bits. It's strange how mundane the game is for the most part. That's not even so horrible. Brain turns off, buttons get pressed...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Can you even come close to blaming him? RotJ was still a perfectly good ending to the series. It's fine with me if he wants to service the toys if he is still able to deliver a good product to do it with. What is not fine is him servicing the toys and delivering a bad product to do it...
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    Doctor Who

    Capaldi is too old for a flirty companion. It would come off skeevy no matter what they tried to do. It has to be a dude. Plus it's time for a good male companion. It is never time for a bad companion.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a dog like that once. 6 months after she died I was still vaccuming hair out of the carpet.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    There's no easy way out of that. You have to cut out the disease, and it's going to be harder to do because you've let it grow for so long. Its going to leave scars and lasting damage at this point. But the thing is that when you have been with this girl it has always ended poorly when you...
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    SyFy network admits they fucked up

    Theres basically no way back. You don't unjump sharks. It is less expensive to retain a customer than to find a new one, and it is more expensive still to get an old one back. I really hope the netflix model takes off. But even that is highly limited. Maybe they can fund the next Riddick...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your girl is probably into rape fantasy too. A strap on and a box of wine... see where date night takes you. It takes you to the backseat of a hatchback parked around the side of the Target regretting your life decisions.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Asian ladies do basically only have two hairstyles. Short and long. My best theory yet is that it's pack camouflage.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Group discount at the supercuts. What's confusing here? They had a coupon.
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    EQN:Landmark Beta Starts March 26th!

    Gotdamit EQN:L, I really want to mock you and I want to mock the people that are paying for the alpha But shit like that makes it difficult.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    They need to push this out the door. Every build is making the game worse. Esper and Engineer are good classes. Well, they're better. Stalker is ok. Medic and Warrior are bad. Spellslinger is straight up horrible. The "streamlining" of the AA/amp system makes me question why the system...
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    Home Improvement

    I've seen a fair share of carpeted bathrooms. If you're not planning on staying there long enough to have to replace it when it gets moldy it's actually not a terrible thing, I guess. Or if you're a designer with more concern for style than sense, I suppose. All I can ever think when I walk...
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    Dredd 2 (2026 Confirmed!)

    A vane misogynistic blunder this thread makes me sad. For sure there is still some hope for a sequel. A glimmer. A touch. I just wanna see a give no fucks blow everything up with a chaingun 80's action movie!
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Honestly I think (IF they fix the performance issues) that they've got a good 2-3 months before the wild hemmorage sets in. There is enough there to keep most people with non poopsocking playstyles occupied for that long. Poopsockers will be capped at the end of the first month and lighting up...
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    Temple of Doom took a really, really, really dark turn. Of course it made a boatload of money. But I wonder if they'd always planned to do all 3. Because Temple of Doom has that real "second movement" shift, and it works pretty well in the context of three movies, but. Lost Ark and Last...
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    Dredd 2 (2026 Confirmed!)

    So now we know. It is indeed monkies that write reviews of movies on amazon. A vane attempt is even better than the obvious never ending acid trip the second guy is on.