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Most of us are in the generation where High School Reunions stopped making sense. I can only remember the names of 2 dudes that I went to high school with. And one of them I remember because he's dead. If I see John... i'm flipping my shit. Completely losing my fucking mind.

Pretty interesting. I've seen an interview with one of those brothers who claims he wrote Dumb and Dumber basically as a reaction against the Stripes/Bill Murray character. So there's a direct instance of one "great" influencing another "great".

It was impossible for it not to, considering how big a hit the first one was. If GB2 had been GB1 it would have been "not that bad". Not a great movie on its own merits, but not a horrible one. And it did suck ass... but it sucked the most ass compared to #1. I had known that Egon wrote...

True, but she ain't hard to look at.

Fuck Being Human. It was ok and all, it was actually pretty fucking spectacular for network TV. But you've got limited time to bother this man. Ask him about Riddick 4. Dred2 I would love. Riddick4 I must have.

Not even the exotic beauty of Mila Kunis can save a movie this dumb looking.

I also didn't see a bong. THIS IS A WIN.

If you pick a fight with this girl you're gonna lose it. If she decided to pick the fight instead you'll still lose it. You stuck your dick where it didn't belong. And every last one of her friends already know it. You basically need to give up. There's no way you getting out of that...

Ooh. Well, even training them to paint a picture of a tree is an impressive feat. Don't they try to get different sort of chimps to paint as well? I seem to remember having seen things along those lines and they look about as you'd expect: as nothing that we have any real contextual...

So I don't mind if i'm falling for the gullible bait. Is there really an elephant that paints? Because that is impressive as hell and we need to get him a MFA asap.

No, Brad deserves no credit for vanguard. That game was "made" in spite of his best efforts to turn Sigil into his personal drug money factory. Just read the post mortems. The dude was in his office snorting pills when he bothered to show up at all. If you love Vanguard you need to give...

They're doing some mysterious pseudopurge in about 2 weeks which will require current beta accounts to have at least 1 level 32 character on them in order to be "safe". What they're doing is anyone's guess. They've said: "You need a level 32 on your account by mid march" and "We never said we...

It's not like he's doing anything illegal. It's just scumfuckery.

I think 8 dudes had the group realization in a face-to-face meetup that Brads name alone isn't enough to feed them. It is apparently still enough to feed Brad. I'd like to read those minutes. "What? I thoughtyouwere the one that was actually doing work! You mean for 6 months we've just...

Nah, that's the sort of thing that you proclaim when you have absolutely nothing else just so that you can at least proclaim something. There's no need to wait and see what comes of it. Nothing can. That's a move aimed at fleecing their diehards. You know what a PR guy is? That's an...

So they had a meeting to discuss how it is that nobody knows what the fuck they're doing? And this is progress because they have now assigned one guy (who probablylostthe game of beer pong) to be "public relations". Ok. Dude, even in high school when you had a group presentation one of...

Sometimes I like to mix it up and do "The Indian"

True story: I have a clove of garlic in my medicine cabinet. I also have a potted aloe on top of the toilet. C'mon over. I'll fix ya right up. Homeopathy INC

Muds wouldn't have. The entire point of a mud is that it was uninstanced, interactive, communal play. Sprawl or PK were the mud solution to the problem of over population. The less willing you are to do either of those the more instancing becomes a third solution. I sorta wish I'd played...

Shit man, the housing is the best part of the game. Aurin pimp castles rock. It's not like uninstanced housing is "meaningful". If you want to go on a parade of homes you can. I've met quite a few people on the parade of homes. It would be neat if they made skybridges. They won't, but...

Weird. I've always heard it "or not at all" because if they die they get sent home on their shield -- so that's included in the first part. Basically an admonition to not desert.

No I'm fat. That's just how Vaz's mom likes her men. I fucked vaz's mom. Last night. I was lucky, I didn't have to stand line for very long.

They were pretty solid amateur pics -- think of the kind of pics you've taken yourself or the ladyfolk have taken for you over the years and that's what they were. But they were just naked pics of a fit mid 30's blondish woman. She had a few tats and probably 34 B's. There wasn't anything...

Hesodoesn't care. He's tappin that. He's makin home movies. She's got a tramp stamp AND a forearm sleeve and she posed just so that he could prove it to his online buddies. He's livin the dream. Would that be called a cuff? Edit: You should have put the pics in freedom screenshot...

It was kinda like KingsQuest online, graphics wise. M59 is probably the first true graphic MMO. But Compuserve had multiplayer (non-doors, concurrent user in real time) graphic games as well. Sort of inspired by LLL. I remember when I was 12 years old or so I made a little dude and...

Onoes in full on teenager mode. Just don't start smokin reefer. Drugs are bad, mkay.

You are forgiven. also, lol.

Yeah, he will. He shouldn't but he will. At this point it's all he can do. Unless Smed hires him back. Grass textures for eq4. He's got 3k fanatic devotee's. It seems like the best thing he could do is run an EQEmu and charge $5 per head per month. But I doubt he can even run an Emu.

Nah, BB was no where near as good as it gets credit for. Individual scenes -- some of the best you'll find. Some great actors delivering truly captivating performances, and in the small context it deserves every bit of praise that it gets. But taken as a whole more than 50% of the entire...

This is actually something that Dabamf would be very good at. There are personality attributes based on childhood attachment to parents. Maybe he'll swoop in here and correct me (which would be fine, because this is stuff that I misremember poorly), but it sounds like she might have some of...

I think it will be hard to top the Pantheon threads. Maybe not in post count or snarky one liners, but in pound for pound genuine insanity.

Oh, that's only the lifetime of organic brain damage. Ozzy succeeds every day he's not dead. I mean seriously, what the fuck. The man is a greek god. He should have died decades ago.

God the NFL is just all kinds of horrible. Only in America.

Charizard. I'd fuck squirtle all up.

Hell, it's not about that even. It's just when it's a dealbreaker it's a dealbreaker... and it doesn't have to be anybody's fault.

That is indeed one of those situations where you have to completely ignore it. And you'll bleed for 1-2 weeks. You just have to accept that. There's no way to avoid it. Because the alternative, as you now realize, is that you bleed for YEARS. If she's gonna break up with you in email...

Yeah, that's all that BB had going for it though, and it did have that in spades -- the strength of the actors. Even Tom DeLancy managed to get out from under the shadow of Q. S4 is the only one that was as tightly written as S2 was for House of Cards. Hey man, without Skylar I think BB...

Um. Ozzy didn't fail dozens of times. Ozzy got kicked out of Black Sabbath because they thought he was going to OD while they were on a gig... and then Ozzy got a little suicidal... and then Sharon decided to marry him. At worst, Ozzy failed once.

Hartsman deservedly gets his knob gobbled every time he shows up. Which isn't very often. The worst "troll" he gets is along the lines of, "Yeah. I think Scott is over rated". And that's not even a troll, that's perfectly fair. Smed shows up maybe once a year and isn't immediately...

I think s2 suffered a little from two things. One is that Frank is legit too clever for his own good. That's a matter of pacing, and I'm willing to forgive it more readily because I'm aware of the time constraint they were facing. The other is there was no mistress subplot. Instead of a...