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Livermore > Fremont or Pleasanton because you can walk home drunk from the wineries.

I was thinking yesterday. Is there going to be a satisfying ending to this story? If some smoking gun is going to come out at the end that justifies all of this buildup then awesome, but if we get to the end and Sarah is like "Well now you know the story. Is he guilty? You decide." it's going...

He is the pinnacle of manliness. My grandma would look great in that outfit.

It's always a good time watching RG3 get sacked. It's great to have Aldon Smith back and as crazy as it is they don't really miss Bowman and Willis that much. I don't know how Borland became such an animal right out of the gates but he seems unstoppable. They have won 3 games in a row with...

You are definitely not allowed to question anyone's masculinity if you have spent thousands of dollars on jeans.

That was a crazy episode.

Why do you guys talk to Tanoomba? Every time I see one of his posts in these threads I know it's time to skip the next couple pages.

Just watched the episode tonight and as much as I have shit on this show the last two seasons, this was a pretty fucking good episode. The scene with Juice and Jax was riveting and they both acted the hell out of it. Jimmy Smits getting the news over the phone and later his scene with Jax was...

Man it pisses me off that things have gone so well for Jon and Jaclyn when they have been playing so terribly. They teased Jon going home in the preview which we all know means it won't happen. Jeremy was the only person playing a decent game and now he's gone. The only person that is even...

These are the thoughts of a person who is not drunk.

I heard the Mayor of London on a podcast yesterday and he said that American Football is catching on in England and that he is sort of into it himself. Having a team over there just seems impractical though.

I believe that is pretty much how the law reads in California now. For some reason you never hear about girls taking advantage of drunk guys and going to jail though.

Aside from a 90 yard run by <insert crazy black name> Murray, it wasn't anything crazy. The Chiefs offense made the Raiders look like a good defense and they lost the game. The power went out here so I missed the Chiefs "comeback" but to me it seemed like the Chiefs just played down to the...

Guys Natalie is in a show called the Fades. Also she gets naked in the Tudors. Please give +internets if you find this information useful.

The woman that was on Good Morning America or some similar show (heard a clip on a podcast) said that she went to Cosby's house, had a few drinks, then he gave her a pill which she apparently took willingly. Then she said she woke up naked with what she thought was semen on her mouth. The...

I kind of hate the notification light lately. I wish it wasn't blinking all night while I'm trying to sleep.

Oh, I see. Well congratulations on outsmarting everybody, you don't sound delusional at all.

So what do you think is more likely? That you are some special flower that was somehow made different from everyone else or that you have emotional issues that you haven't dealt with? It's nothing to be ashamed of, but it sounds like you are putting a lot of women through a lot of bullshit...

He didn't drug them to have sex with them, he drugged them so they would be quiet afterwards.

At least they have their shovel inside the house. If that was my house I would be like "Oh good, the shovel is leaning against the house just outside the door".

Yes, that's why after a couple months of a relationship you are making moves to blow it up.

Lawyer: Tracy Morgan Still Struggling With Severe Brain Injury - NBC News Apparently it's unclear if he will ever make a full recovery. I have seen enough sitcoms to know that brain injuries are always reversed by receiving another blow to the head. I wonder if they have tried that.

Khane needs to seek therapy for his paralyzing fear of intimacy. The Master needs therapy for a whole host of reasons.

She better help out in the yard because not just anyone would marry a big white oval with legs even if she was handy with a rake.

I think that the 9ers would be up to trade Brooks the way that the rookie linebackers have been playing but they can't cut him right now with 2 Seahawks games coming up. Pete Carroll would love to pick him up just to steal infoz. Either Baalke is some kind of genius at drafting linebackers or...

I used to know about 10 guys who were Oakland cops. Shit they talked about at barbecues made me fairly uncomfortable.

I don't think that's true. That is pretty much the only type of restaurants that there are in my home town and none of them have stuffing on the menu.

You can make homemade "gelled" cranberry sauce as well. Alton Brown has a recipe that is god damned delicious. I make it in mini muffin tins so everyone gets their own little cranberry sauce hockey puck. Stuffing needs to be served more often. It is fucking delicous. Every year at...

What a fucking bummer of an episode this week. That said, it was really beautifully done and I'm not sure that I've ever seen the thing with the hanging from the perspective of the person being hanged before. Also, AMC is fucking gay as usual for doing the thing with the final season being...

It just made me laugh because it's such a bay area thing to say that it sounds like he already lives there, and that could mean Berkeley, San Francisco, or the Berkeley-ish parts of Oakland. In his defense I'm sure he was mostly repeating what his friend said. Never fear though, the Bay Area...

EAT BEEF!

You sound like a huge hipster so you will fit in great.

Yeah, that's why I said he "fancied" himself a good player. He also used to talk all the time about starting up a blackjack card counting team. He had a PHD in some sort of science based discipline so I assume that he was fairly smart but he just seemed like a raging douche to me.

Bingo. "Here, have this tomato juice! It will help!".

I had an incident once where I was playing poker with a dude that fancied himself a good player. I was just there to have fun, bullshit, and have a few beers, it was a $20 buy in so who cares right? On one hand (texas holdem) I played like a pair or something and didn't notice that I also had...

I agree, this season isn't boring due to BvW, it's just kind of a lame cast. I do enjoy looking at Jaclyn.

You don't need to read further than that. If it has no marinara it's not fucking pizza.

The Bay Area radio guys don't seem to think that Jr. has any intention of being owner of the team in the long term. I know Steve Young and Brent Jones have been trying to put together a coalition to buy an NFL team and run it the way that Eddie Debartalo used to run the Niners where it was...

I own like 9 cast iron pans and I love them all, but I still have a cheap ass walmart teflon pan that I use to cook eggs. I just got a new one and used it for the first time this morning and it is so magical. There's no point in spending more than $12 for a non-stick pan and just throw it away...