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Dad jokes are basically timeless Edit: There are a lot of dad jokes in the Naked Gun series. Good ones though, and there's a lot of other type of jokes too.

Maybe, but I bet you could go swimming in those things and your feet would stay dry.

Yeah, at this point the answer to that question is basically either "Because" or "It's a primal force, yo". Sometimes that's a good enough answer tbh, not all knowledge is relevant or even worthwhile. But in this case it is not good enough as there are observable phenomena which are completely...

He's not wrong. Launching a kickstarter between dec10 and January 5th or so would be pretty dumb. Launching one in November with contribution goodies seems like it has the possibility to be somewhat smart.

Fish gotta swim. The time to worry is when the fish stop swimming.

Good boots for a good price are like anti-gay. Straight guys like to be pretty too, ok?!?!?

The tread looks thin, the laces look flimsy, the toe looks cramped, and the cuff part doesn't rise high enough to provide much ankle support. I'm not sure why you'd want to buy a decent 50 dollar pair of boots for 280 when you could get a buddy to go to the px and get you some corcorans for...

Science! Proving shit that we already knew since 1540! But now with maths!

If that's true (for mages, and I sorta don't think it is because of the variable reactive nature of the button pressing) then Rift was even more broken than I was even aware that it was. And I was plenty aware of how broken it is. We may be talking about different things though. In Rift I did...

Everyone involved in this should be ashamed. I don't just mean the writers. I mean all the union fucks. The lighting guys, the camera men, the guy who goes and gets sandwiches for everyone. They should ALL be ashamed of themselves. You don't remake Naked Gun.

Yeah, I would think that if the goal is to look for native life or the evidence of native life then contamination of the specimen is something that you want to avoid. Who knows what would happen. Not that you're gonna create super mutant mars bacteria, but more like earth bacteria might nom...

Water seems to flow freely on Mars : Nature News Comment

That child support varies from state to state. And frankly you (as a deadbeat dad) could make life miserable for your wife and kids just by crossing state lines every so often. When I was younger I used to work jobs with these kind of guys, and they would trade tips and tricks at work about...

You must have played a warrior. I played a mage in Rift. It's about the same level of button pushing. It really is. Just a statement of fact. I left Rift for a lot of reasons but one of those reasons is that they kept doubling down on mage button pushing. It started to get absurd. So I...

I'm wondering who gets the job of picking the corn out before they put it into the bag. Sounds like CNA work to me.

I really don't think it will. For the men who actually care enough there is already effective birth control: Don't fuck random chicks and when you're fucking a not-random not-skank be aware (and mentally prepared for the eventuality) that she might get praegnant. What male birth control...

I think Grunt Metal becomes more accessible once you spend some time listening to true noise bands or electronica. I used to not like grunt metal and it was for a lot of the same reasons. It seemed like there wasn't any craft to it at all, it's just wharrgarbling with a vocalist so that you...

You have to consider the context of the genre. The entire genre is crazy gay and of that over produced california soft metal Poison has the absolutely gayest songs. And of those songs, Every Rose is the gayest. Those guys in Poison, I like to believe that they knew the score and that is why...

This is probably the primary difference between the Juggs and us lowly Council Plebs. I bet Juggs actually do know what the fuck you're even talking about. Me and Z are mostly confused but that has never stopped us (and never will stop us) from calling someone stupid.

Samus "ARWAAAAANCE" O'Toole I'd be more bummed out, but honestly he's one of the greats that I've thought was dead every year for the past few years. This time it's for reals... but I kinda did the sad in stages. Edit: If you've never watched it make time to watch The Ruling Class...

I don't think I'd be able to tell the difference between Motley Crue and Poison if I didn't have an album cover in front of me. That entire genre is just so bad. I still think Poison is the King of the genre though. Motley Crue just does not have a song as good as Every rose has its thorn...

It's hard to use them left handed. When you're left handed you pick up a hodgepodge of these bastardized right handed habits. But the Good Lord saw our struggle and gave us bigger cocks than the "normies" as sort of a divine compensation, so I don't really complain about it much.

It's gonna be an issue for them, I won't argue that. Of course, honestly, we're on the old fuck spectrum of MMO gamers now and we might just be grumpy about it.

I remember having that thought about halfway through Kunark when I was running through Innothule swamp and did a /who. It was me and about 4 other people in the zone. I mean that happened almost 15 years ago at this point, and I still remember it because it made me powerful sad. I think...

It's more arcade style combat and, granted, your button presses per minute are gonna be way higher than in some mmo's. The method is different (specifically: better) but on a direct button press to button press comparison -- the game doesn't feel any more spammy than Rift. But I mean what the...

We need tiers of nets that depend on where they're given. White nets are for the general forums. Yellow nets are for the gaming forums. Purple nets are for the retard forums (rickshaw and askAmod)

It looks like slug pudding. That right there is a french delicacy. You'll make a bundle!

Well, she's wrong. Tell her that chronic conditions do exist. There's even a name for them: Chronic. It means persistent. I mean she's right tho. She doesn't have the flu. But no, I find it doubtful that she's that ill as a natural state. Something is wrong. What that is and if it is...

Curt should look into getting a job at Sony. They'd probably be willing to make him Smedly's boss if he was willing to take a pay raise.

Would you like to conversation? I heard there is weather outside.

Salvage mission for our Apollo moon buggies. Which aren't there because we faked it. Troll Level: International

WVa is great. If only it weren't so pigfucking poor. But as a white guy? When the revolution comes I am not running for mexico. I am running for West Virginia. Like the Noble Cherokee before us, we will make our stand in the mountains.

Man, Oingo Boingo was awesome. I'd forgotten about that band. Danny Elfman played bass and he was like 19 or something. They listened to so much Devo.

And if her husband stops appreciating them she can always send them to me. I have an inbox, yo. Just lookin' to help out.

We did a tunare ogre wall. It sort of worked. But basically we just decided to zerg her ass inside the tree the next time we killed her, I think. I remember it taking about an hour for the monks to get her pulled right, and then her pathing reset and we were all like, "Fuck this. IT WILL...

The crazy usually skips a generation. Hope for a son.

GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST How you could look at that and... I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't looking for it. So underwhelming. I am treuly sorry for your lots

Yeah, the more recent AD eps have been better. It really hit a lull there where it seemed like they were trying to turn it into Family Guy.