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Niiiiiiiice. Yeah man, had to leave that chick. She wouldn't take five American Inventordicks for my amusement. Sheesh, what a prude.

A 30 minute blowjob actually sounds sort of painful. But I guess if anyone could make that enjoyable it's a gay dude. Time to start putting on mass.

Man, I see stuff like that and I'm constantly looking for the hoax. Gettin old bros. They'd best be naming the prototype the USS Roddenberry.

He's a fucking pedo, what do you expect? He thinks that because he's convinced a few people on the internet to allow him to use a more precise term for his pedo disease that he's not a pedo. And this is the shit that he'll admit to with the complete anoynimity that the internet affords...

No, we need them to continue using C instead of F. The drones are going to have to have SOMETHING to hone in on. You can program them to go kill brown people but you can't just program them to go kill white people. That'scrazy.

Ah yeah, there have been quite a few. I think Terminator and Fringe are the only two that really count. But that's entirely a matter of opinion and tbh I barely watched any of those that you listed so I'm probably wrong to begin with. I suppose the elements were there but they felt more...

TIL: Vodka is basically russian moonshine. Except good moonshine is like 160-190 proof and it makes you cry when you drink it. That right there is the difference between American rednecks and Russian rednecks.

I don't think there's a storyline. It's truly episodic. It'll probably get canceled which is too bad. Its easily one of the better network sci-fi shows to come out in years. Which isn't saying much because when was the last network sci-fi show? Was itactuallyfirefly? But this one is...

The Doctorlikesthe Tardis like that. It is the one point of continuity in his otherwise random and insane existence. The episode with The Tardis personified hints at a little bit of what the tardis means to the doctor and what the doctor means to the tardis. They're a pair of insane people.

How do the Chinese mock english? What would the bizzaro version be? HAHA LOL FAT FAT FAT LAZY FAT CIVIL RIGHTS FAT LAZY HAHA UGLY FAT MURDER FAT SLAVES HAHA LAZY LAZY FAT

Lets see, I'll take a crack at it. CHING CHONG CHONG CHING CHING CHIN CHONG CHONG something something CHING CHANG CHANG CHONG CHONG CHING CHING CHING Yes, Wu, California coooooocksuckers.

You heard him. Yeah, that happens. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

I saw my first Xbro commercial. "XBOX, RECORD THAT" x5 was the entire commercial. Its strange to me that for some people this is apparently a selling point. Or at least Microsoft thinks it is enough of one to make a commercial out of it. If you talk about your xbone in the same room...

Suicide booth would be better.

I would say Deadspace 3, but I never bought it based soley on the power of negative reviews alone. When boards light up with "WHY? Y U DO DIS?" the day the game is released, that is not a good sign. So yeah, "SimCity: Da MMO" gets my vote.

So like.. there are areas of interstellar space where you probablycouldnavigate with a 3d compass, an astrolabe, and dead reckoning? ARRR, THAR BE SPACE PIRATES IN THIS HERE SECTOR.

It would seem from the tone of that article what he means is a split among organized rebel factions with some factions joining loyalist factions to fight a common enemy, so you have another front being carved into the current war. In a way you could consider that "a second war". It seems...

Did you know that they wanted Mike Myers to make a Deiter Sprochkets movie? But he didn't because after he'd written the script he realized it was total garbage and refused to do it out of artistic integrity? And then he went ahead and made Austin Powers 3? I'm not sure how I feel about that.

I thought you were talking about the porno. Or the other one that was made by that frenchpedophileenphonwhatever. "Pirates"

That's why I'm willing to take their word for it. I really don't want to look at that unless i'm being paid to.

Most of my relationships won't even begin without a $50 downpayment.

I don't see how you could possibly miss the cerebellum with a shotgun. That's all you need to kill. But I will take your word for it that it is possible.

Try the money talk thing again. Let her know that you are looking long term. That will reassure her. Money is the hardest part of cohabitation and the cause of most divorces. And it will be an ongoing situation. Telling her to get good with money... well, it's not gonna happen over...

They've already sold it. They know we're gonna watch it and they know we're probably going to watch the entire thing in the space of 3 days. Kevin Spacey just mocked us. IRL. Hard. I thought it was pretty funny.

I'm proud to live in a nation which officially refers to it collective soldiery as "Warfighters". We're getting more German every day. Drones will soon be named "Biglongdistanceenemydestroyers" and marines will be renamed to "hooahfacesplattercorpserapers"

spoiler that shit man! Jesus!

Welp, I know what I'm doing for valentines. And like everyone else, I won't be wearing pants either.

Sounds horrible. And heavy. And quite possibly ugly. But inexpensive and durable.

Probably. It doesn't sound like it's full-blown yet though. So you need to get back to blowing if you want that to happen. TBH, I've had the same thing. It probably is gas. It hits me worst when I binge on coffee. Try to cut down on eating/drinking acidic things for a few days and it...

Those cars are made of fiberglass, tin, and nylon fishing line pretty much. You hit a light pole going 20 miles an hour the car is going to crumple. I guess if you hit one going 45 it will fling your side mirrors into the field. It not that hard for me to credit there being porche niblets...

So what you're saying is that the CIA assassinated him because of his pivotal role in the upcoming NSA movie? I'm just asking questions here.

That's more like a buttereverything. Without the paint she's a real solid 5. Butterfaces need to be more in the upper range before you realize they are cursed by god.

I have always attributed that to menstruation. I mean seriously, if boys started bleeding out of their asshole at 11 years old they'd grow the fuck up right quick too. Boys are allowed to be children for longer by simple virtue of biology.

My guess is that was a possible spinoff that didn't get spunoff. I bet some scripts were written though.

Nah, you did the right thing. The fucked up thing is going around assuming that every Priest / Youth Leader is only in it for the grabass. If you never saw it -- why would you just roll over and agree when people make baseless claims? That, in all sincerity, is the truly fucked up...

I was all "that's kinda neat" but then I realized that you can look up and down and even behind your starting POV as well and I was all "OOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT"

Susan and the Doctor were the two that started the series. Susan led two companions (her teachers) to the Doctor and the Doctor promptly kidnapped them to protect his timey wimey sekrits. They've made a lot of different claims about who Susan was supposed to be, so it would actually be sort of...

I'm sure all the usual suspects have been touched on. I don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet, and I doubt they have, since probably everybody played Defiant. As a Guardian player I can tell you that one MAJOR problem with Rift was their inability and unwillingness to address their severe...

Yep. This is the butterface postergirl. You're never gonna find a better example without doing faceswaps.

Doesn't want kids Keeps dating women with twins. Completely adds up. Stop making these women your pedo-beard you fucking degenerate