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King Conan is the only one that stands a chance at beinggoodentertaining. Even the best Conan is not exactly "good" -- but it is the best pulp fantasy. They were never intended to be anything more than light entertainment hero fantasies. I don't dislike Conan the Destroyer though, that was...

Specifically it takes nitrogen as well? Do more whippits, bulk up!

It's the fucking frog man! Was it a pic of a small tittied buzz cut blonde getting shit on? I'm hoping it was a pic of a small tittied buzz cut blonde getting shit on.

It makes you stink more (vodka shits), but care less (vodka shits).

The entirety of the movie Prometheus

I don't know that ESO is really a threat to anyone. Might be a sleeper hit, always possible, but my money is on ESO making Rift look inspired.

Internets are the butt cancer of rerolled and Drinsic is our Wildstar Beta Key.

You can't have the path to zero with negs. Yang all over me.

Probably some self-selection going on too. A guess would be that the types of people who are selling plasma for money tend (generally) to a higher risk bracket for infection to begin with. And that's no kind of generalized put down. It seems that most people do it because they are aware of...

The gland adapting to the specific chemical mixture being used to inhibit secretion. It sounds weird to me as well but I'm not a Speedstick expert -- maybe it's a real cocktail you're tossing up in your pits. I have to change because if I use any 1 kind for too long it will start to give...

Baking soda up the butt and drink half a cup of vinegar. explode your appendix

Its generally not very much. And yeah, if you do it as often as they let you it will make you fucking sick.

So we've narrowed Ara's name down to: Ahya Dessa LaTony

Yeah, the episode with the Gamecocks was fucking rofl. She just keeps shooting them both. And then she does it again. I guess it's that they lost the handle on Boyd. The Waylan stuff is still fine, but in 1+2 you feel like there are really 2 protagonists in Boyd and Waylan. 3+4 Boyd just...

While this looks like a possible perpetual nerdgasm I'm left with a basic question -- If you put the amount of creative hours into masking the procedure of your generation (to avoid the samey) and you put the drudgery hours into the assets that your procedure uses (to avoid the samey) then by...

Oh oh oh. ALEXI Checkmate, commies.

But did you suck her penis?

I feels like if they'd ended it at Season2 (maaaaybe s3 if it had just been slightly different) it would have been an AMAZING show. I haven't read them but that's got to be where the books ended. The story changes a lot after that. S3 and S4 are still very good but they're slowly turning...

Everybody does have a different metabolism. It's called BMR and its one of the first things you either calculate or assume when you're planning a calorie based diet. It is calculable because we are thermal engines. It is necessary to calculate it because we are discrete organisms and not...

Valerie RUSSIAN BOY/GIRL NAME. OWNED. Or maybe that's just a girl name. Maybe Vladimir is the boy version. EUGENE.

Antony, if I was on the jury and your defense for murder1 was, "He was a clerk for the NSA" I would hang that jury and find you not guilty. No sarcasm. Of course all that would accomplish is we'd get to share a cell once the judge asked who the fuck has the gall to hang this jury. BESTIES.

We need to start spamming dick pics so that we can get the thread named "The Current State of my Penis (spoiler: it's hard and hairy)".

I like the team with the black guys. You can tell they're gonna win. Edit: Not too many black coaches in football are there? It really IS a metaphor for modern warfare! The darkies and the poorfuck whites go hit each other while the guy on the sidelines chuckles about how stupid they...

Garlic for cancer? I thought Lumie was talking about garlic oil for a bad tooth. Garlic won't cause any damage. It won't do very much good but it won't do any harm either. There are worse remedies for an abscess is what I was talking about. If it was cancer then yeah, garlic for cancer is...

Make way for your mega-conglomerate corporate overlords. Corporations might be people, but you can't shoot them in the face. So nah, there's not going to be any kind of bang-bang shoot those damned redcoats war. What will happen is what is already happening. Obligatory Jefferson cautions...

He's the one who brained him with the puck in the first place. That seems like a sport that would require goggles. Do hockey helmets have them?

Using garlic to treat an infection is not as stupid as it sounds. It is WAY WAY WAY fucking stupid when compared to using an antibiotic to treat an infection. But compared to using nothing to treat an infection it's not. That has its roots in a folk remedy. It is slightly more effective...

You can't play it this safe anymore apparently. With as many ways as there are to watch TV you've got to go balls deep within the first few episodes. It really is too bad. The quality of these shows is such that you can see if there had been a decision to start with an actual story this...

Luckily the ranch dispenser is right there! You may have to tug it a few times. Sometimes it gets stuck.

If only it were true. The dumb ones are gonna be all "Male birth control? lawl, I ain't no bitch". Then it'll be a population explosion as the dumb women believe him when he says "we don't need no rubber, I take that pill"

Its in animal trials in Europe. It's basically 10 years from market at minimum. It alsosoundslike it works by interrupting ejaculation, and while i'm no penis doctor that sounds like it may be pysiologically effective and psychologically problematic if true. Of course this is all based on...

I think this was both the populist stance and the established power stance as well. I'm sorry, but Hillary was in all ways more qualified except two: her lack of a penis, and her last name. People just qualied at the thought of dynasty and having to actually work with that spiteful bitch...

At 5 and 3 they know something. What they know exactly is a matter of some difficulty. At 5 and 3 what they know is what they think is completely normal. Hopefully her family doesn't try to convince her to screw the gringo one last time. They may not. Either way, lawyer.

I don't feel like the GOT story has ever progressed because there isn't any coherent story. It's just a collection of a bunch of stuff happening. Its more like 5 or 6 stories. Dany's story has progressed, the Stark story has progressed, the Lannister story has progressed. The story of GOT...

Basic dentistry is not something that you can half-ass with some results like other medicines. The abscess will continually recur. You're really going to have to get those pulled. Make an appointment with an affordable dentures place, talk to the dentist, ask for some names on who will...

He's not terrible. He relies on being ethnic too heavily. His bits about his retarded cousin gave me some honest laughs. It's probably the least crafted part of his presentation and shows that he can be genuinely funny when he doesn't try. But you gotta fill that hour man. He's...

Hodj says gif with a hard G. So there you go.

Fridge died. Radiator coils were a little dusty but nothing crazy. As far as I can see all of the fans are running that should be running and all of the little parts to go hum are humming. Whatever black sorcery it was that keeps my milk cold has failed. Feels bad man. I just cooked so...

This is the inevitable consequence of teaching them how to read. Muslims aren't all bad.

SOME OF US LIKE THAT. My eyes are so terrible. Every time I go to get a new eye exam the optometrist always comments, "You must work with computers". The first few times I corrected them. Now a days I just tell them that I'm an architect.