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  1. iannis

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    You know the rules. You break him you buy him, Hodj.
  2. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    They have to reform. From what I understand the anticipated crunch is starting to happen. There are only so many ghost cities you can build and sell to the emerging middle class apparently, and they've saturated the American markets, and not even the Chinese want to be slave labor.
  3. iannis

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    I didn't realize Mohammed was asian. It explains a lot though.
  4. iannis

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    Democracy would be even fucking scarier in Norway.
  5. iannis

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    And that is why democracy can not, and will not, work in the middle east. They don't have Indians to massacre and an entire continent to sprawl into while they take 10 generations to settle their bloodlust. Shit, I don't even trust the idea of direct democracy in America. I think that...
  6. iannis

    Health Care Thread

    Thinking is hard when you have that much rage. I'm usually pretty good at figuring out what people mean when they grunt. But I swear it's like he just read a chapter in some pop-psych book and wanted to use the word "deflect" as much as he possibly could. I think his underlying point is...
  7. iannis

    Health Care Thread

    I guess I'm confused as to why it matters, since he lost Ted Kennedy's seat the very next time an election happened. Are you trying to argue a historical point? Because everything else you're arguing is a current point. If it's just a historical point you want, sure. He was elected to...
  8. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I feel like there's a soviet russia joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of it. There's always a soviet russia joke in putin.
  9. iannis

    Health Care Thread

    Hey man, I voted for Libby Dole twice. She called a woman a Godless Heathen and by fuck Irespectthat in a political campaign. She's not my Senator anymore. The Godless Heathen is.
  10. iannis

    Health Care Thread

    I mean are you just oblivious to the fact that he was defeated when he ran for a term in the Senate? I'll dumb it down for you. What you are sayingmighthave been true at one point. Granting that it is, because I don't care if it isn't, it is not an eternal truth. It is in fact a truth...
  11. iannis

    Health Care Thread

    Scott Brown was elected because Teddy Kennedy died. When you have an iconic senator (and he was that, even though I think he was by far the crappiest kennedy) like that die in office Republicans saw they finally had a chance and they took it hard. He was already well positioned to slide into...
  12. iannis

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    If it's all the same to you I'd much rather see the whore nudes.
  13. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    It's ok if you're fat, trollface. I'll drink the blood. Lets party.
  14. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Unless. Wait. No. No, Wait. I've already asked you if you're a horny 18 year old korean girl and you said no. If you were... I'd eat your kimchi. All I'm sayin.
  15. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    No troll. Boys drop a deuce. You did not drop a douche.
  16. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I don't know much, but I know enough to know that I only want to know that which knowing is useful. Learning about stuff and the mechanics of exactly how it works is super neat, but on the other hand SCIENCE HURTZ MY BRAIN.
  17. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Why in the fuck would you take cytogenetics as an elective? Just the fact that they're using the form "cyto" should tell you that is no crib class. The cytogenetics for English majors would be "Cellular Genetic Theory, and stuff" Do you masturbate with sandpaper, too?
  18. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I think the funnier thing is that they both look like they have black eyes. It's a trick of shadow and monitor resolution (I'm pretty sure, having seen quite a few photoshops in my day), but it made me snort.
  19. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Children have small bodies, not large heads! Your boy has a fucking noggin on him. But that's mostly just because you've shaved his head. Why do you treat your children like Jews, Hodj? Do you make them cobble boots for your jack thug peasant army, too?
  20. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Eh, it gives you enough for general competence, and it should give you enough to be extremely wary of these calcium "treatments" they're trying to push on older women. You're not going to be doing any relevant research -- but the truth is that that level of study is far far more than what...
  21. iannis

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah. This thread needs 2 champions. You need Johhny and his hooker exploits in this thread as much as you need Eomer. It's the bitter and the sweet. Without both, love is not love. Without both, that ur-love is either simple like or glandular self-delusion. Eomer won't be coming back to...
  22. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Keep doubling down on it Mik. Eventually that plan will work. It's Peggy Hill's blackjack strategy, after all. And she was a Texas boggle champion. She was also a cartoon and a caricature, but you know. We all need our role models.
  23. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    It's time to stop posting. That shit is pathetic, Mik. Are you even saving face with yourself at this point?
  24. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Dude. I have eaten some shit that held evil powers over me. For instance I've had two girlfriends that forbade me to eat cabbage after I cooked it for them -- this is what you call confirmation. One of them even called it evil, and I can't say she's entirely wrong. But I love me some stewed...
  25. iannis

    Boardwalk Empire

    That was just piss icing on the shit cake. Remember how Jimmy was about to get himself kicked the fuck out of school for defending his mothers honor and punching that professor? It was a conflagration of fucked up with his mom in the eye of the firestorm. But the point is that Jimmy was...
  26. iannis

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Quantum teleportation? Does this mean that I won't have to own a car anymore? Our dependance on foreign oil is over! YAY SCIENCE.
  27. iannis

    Boardwalk Empire

    He was being groomed to be the new jimmy -- and he cracked exactly the way jimmy cracked. The kid doesn't know it, but Nucky can't be so blind as to not see that if he pushes he's going to wind up with a dead nephew. Jimmy at least had the decency to run off and join the army. I guess it's...
  28. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    My argument being that the singularity will kill us all! Honestly though my money is on Wintermute. I think Gibson got that part exactly right. They will be these bizzare, esoteric entities that interact with humanity on some crass level but for the most part are simply a permanent...
  29. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    YOU. ARE. IMPUUUUUUURE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.
  30. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Golly. He so hodj'd you. You have indeed been out hodj'd. Shucks. It might even qualify as a tanoomba waging a righteous "Gee, Hodj" against Hodj.
  31. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I guess it's appropo, Requiem tried way too hard way too often to convince me how clever it was. But having seen the movies that it was pulling influence from I knew it wasn't clever at all, it was just stealing. And stealing poorly. Whereas V never tried to pretend in a real way that it was...
  32. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Eternal Sunshine is that Carey movie isn't it? That wasn't a bad movie, but it was a date movie. It's one of those "too blave" stories. But it's pretty and well done and it doesn't age poorly. Not like Requiem for a Dream. I don't get how people like that movie, it's just a hodgepodge of...
  33. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Mik... when you have to tell other people that you're smart... you're not. It's like having to tell other people that you took a bath. If you have to tell them, you didn't. This is something that most people learn in gradeschool. Were you homeschooled?
  34. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    You probably don't realize it, but hodj does that for a reason and that reason is not to annoy you. Annoying you is a pleasant side effect of bludgeoning you with your own stupidity. Stupidity being defined as the condition of being unable to learn from mistake. You're annoyed because he...
  35. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Yes, but it's very pretty and made a millionbillion dollars, so shut your hole!
  36. iannis

    Parks and Rec

    Yeah. This season just feels like they're wrapping it up. Ann + Chris leaving, Eagleton and Pawnee merging. I think this is one of those rare shows where the cast gets to decide when they're done.
  37. iannis

    Boardwalk Empire

    I think Johhny Knoxville might tank Hoover intentionally out of spite -- since hoover only made that speech for political brownie points, and that's the "reason" that Hoover never fucked with organized crime. Mr. Means might even be grooming him for exactly that. I did think it was kinda...
  38. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Nope. Lyrical is a tarbaby. But he likes comic books and mmo's and he runs his own business. I used to play EQ with him. He was an awesome fucking monk, but he was the puller for a different guild so we hated and oppressed him. Lyrical is not who anyone is talking about when they talk...
  39. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Do you think when he begs off he's going back to Das Capital to try to find passages to paraphrase in reply to the questions? I sorta think he does. Does he think this is an academic discussion? I'm almost curious as to why the fuck he even bothers anymore. He's been doing this exact...
  40. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Oh, he is awesome. But that shitisdisturbing. I don't know if you'd notice his fetish if you didn't read a wide selection of his work spanning decades of his life. You hit it once a little bit in Stranger and it's like "Oh, he's making a point about social taboo". But then you hit it three...