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  1. iannis

    Guess the name of the Royal baby

    "Of course the royal baby might not even have a binary gender." What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Is there a 3rd option I don't know about, and what do the genitals look like?
  2. iannis

    Doctor Who

    So will S8E1 start with a new doctor, or do we have at least a few episodes left with Peter Pan? The way name of the doctor ended seems like it could go either way. But I mean we've always watched him regenerate, so that breaks the formula. But then having less than a full series of one...
  3. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    I still think it's Mikhail going for take 2. He dropped the annoying ass quote trains (thank god), and the most blatant of the desperate self congratulatory "I'm cool you drool" posts. But it's the same kind of mindset. I blame the people that stoked him in his feminism thread. Rerolled...
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    Human Origin - Pig raping Chimps ?

    Wait.. wait. I could go to Germany and pay to fuck a pig? QUINLOE. I MIGHT NEED A PLACE TO CRASH.
  5. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    It's a stupid and self-defeating agenda to begin with. Even crack and concussion addled Rodney King had it right. Why can't we call just get along? A brutally beaten crack addict had a more insightful and meaningful social analysis than this white guilt bullshit.
  6. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    No, asking for a pay cut is silly. Just calculate the difference and send it directly to Al Sharpton. That brother will see that it gets to the right places.
  7. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    I don't see nearly enough whips. And the white guys have their shirts on. more white privilege. Even in consentual mock slavery we just caaaaaaannnnntttt stttttooooopppp being innately superior.
  8. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    man... those 2 black guys at the front of the line have got to be saying, "Can you BELIEVE these dumbass white people? SERIOUSLY?" Be warned. You will never out-crazy us.
  9. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Being stuck in a room with a black kid isn't punishment enough?
  10. iannis

    Human Origin - Pig raping Chimps ?

    LOL. Work with a black woman whose husband cheated on her with a white woman. She found out and what pissed her off the most was that the woman was FAT. "If he just wanted some white pussy... well, I'd beat him for that but forgive him. But that bitch was NASTY."
  11. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    I don't really understand it either. Maybe it's because we'd all keep stills on our porch before prohibition... so it's a way of saying "all they ever do is sit around and home and stay drunk". Really though I think it's just a way to call them monkeys. That's redneck wit.
  12. iannis

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Probably already happened. I wonder what we paid. Maybe nothing. Maybe snowden just ran short on useful.
  13. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Counter argument: Porch Monkeys.
  14. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Ax yourself this too: What is it that you do to be so self-loathingly guilty about? After answering that in a probing and introspective fashion -- stop doing those things. That's really all there is to it. The rest is just inventing a new way to hate people not like yourself. I can tell...
  15. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    It's insane. Institutionalized male white guilt. It's fucking insane. I liked it better 10 years ago when it ACL stood for angry college liberal, not this new trend of angsty college liberal.
  16. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    LOOK AT THE TIMESTAMPS. I love it when a plan comes together. High five, Murdoch!
  17. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Relevant. It's her conclusion.
  18. iannis

    Book of the Month - Merged

    I'd vote for Dostoyevsky, but I'm a fucking masochist and I've already read most of his works anyway. They are not easy to read but worth reading. In a way perfect book club material, in another way about like punching yourself in the dick.
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Yeah, my complaints about Tyson aren't even about Tyson himself. I find no fault with the man besides for maybe Pluto Files were a little bit over the top -- but even then that's just it was over the top for ME. That shit was just exactly right to be shown on PBS or in a classroom. My...
  20. iannis

    Dexter

    I forget the name of the author, but I remember back in High School reading a couple of books that supposedly were actual case studies of extreme disorders. From what little I remember though, you're right. It wasn't just "we'll use a fake name". No nothing was ever mentioned except what...
  21. iannis

    The NSA watches you poop.

    lol. it just depends on which way you measure. It's a static relationship, but it's not a static relationship in that way. It's like the outer ring of a record covers more distance than the inner ring of a record but they're spinning at the same speed! Or if you continually halve the...
  22. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Insulting american white people is one thing. Insulting american jews is a great way to invent the next crack cocaine or Hiv epidemic. Enjoy your slums!
  23. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Sadly I think the truth is much darker than that sometimes.
  24. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Having dated a woman like this I can tell you there really is no process to it. There's no intermediate step. It literally just happens. And it is AMAZING to watch. How is it even fucking possible that a person could be that utterly oblivious? Unfortunately since there's no process it's...
  25. iannis

    The NSA watches you poop.

    And yet 200 * 0.61 = 122 OH GOD WHAT IS THIS MATHS? IS IT 61 OR IS IT 64? I FOUND A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
  26. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    You wanna make some dumb fucks life miserable? Teach your daughter to read.
  27. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    Being alive and being aware are not the same thing.
  28. iannis

    Justice for Zimmerman

    They made that girl whiter. She's a full shade lighter in that CNN video than she was in the courtroom. These are evil, manipulative, cynical people.
  29. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    What else would be good to mine though? Mercury is tiny even if you had some magic tech to mine it. Venus is covered in boiling gas. Earth is us. Mars, from what I understand, is relatively metal-poor and could probably serve a better use by not being swiss cheesed. Next stop is asteroids...
  30. iannis

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Go read it. Most of the amendments 11+ are cases where it did, and we had to tack another paragraph onto the document. Even our Constitution allows that sometimes popularity will overpower it. Our generation isn't immune to that. It's dangerous though, because we think we are. We think...
  31. iannis

    The NSA watches you poop.

    It's what Impeachment is for. The crime doesn't have to be super specific. Congresscanjust tell a President to GTFO. Obviously that's one hell of a lot easier to do with a specific crime -- but they really don't have to have one. Unfortunately that requires the Congress to be functional...
  32. iannis

    The Trayvon Trial

    Troll has been the internet equivalent of American Inventor for a while now though. You either call them a faggit or a troll, depending on how the community leans. This is espace. Everything mutates in moments. Everything is unclean. Even Rule 34 becomes to be known as Rule 69, and "there are no...
  33. iannis

    RIP Dennis Farina (mob boss in Snatch, Get Shorty and Midnight Run)

    And I've heard they don't even burn the cards in that Jersey Crew. Uhh, well, boss... Look. It either means something or it doesn't. He's on the short list for Iconic character actors. Dude might have only done / been hired to do one thing, but he did theshitout of it.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    She shoulda gone for "GOD HATES American InventorS". Troll level: amateur. And she's about 20 years too old for those cateye glasses to look good. Her daughter really should tell her she's trying too hard. Someone needs to.
  35. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    What kind of dank Elizabethan coal miner fantasy is that shit? Mining picks? Lazer drills and nano-particle grinders strapped onto our mecha-suits, son.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    It would be like... A Brave New World. Without all the Shakespeare references, which even Huxley later regretted. Edit: As an intermediate some clever fucking monkey might figure out some delivery system to repair the most egregious and common defects in utero without killing the cell...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    A lot further away than we were 20 years ago. The more you study it, the more complex it becomes. I have to imagine they will probably happen at some point. Knowing how to do it would be super-cool for a lotta reasons.
  38. iannis

    Civilization V: Brave New World

    I don't remember the name of it specifically, but there was a colored+non-historial religions mod that I liked. My austrian empire spreading the purple word of cthulu among the "cattle states" was pretty leet. There was also a really good GUI upgrade. Just simple ass stuff like making the...
  39. iannis

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    It has all been leading to this. This one moment etched in time like frost on a windowpane. PREPARE YOUR WALLETS. THERE IS CASH TO BE GRABBED.
  40. iannis

    Guess the name of the Royal baby

    Ooooh. You remember how that one woman named her daughter Princess and made a stink? I'll bet the royals do. Baby will be named Peasant.