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That means it was Brad. Draegan wouldn't cover for any of those other asshats.

What they need to do is a mirror of that episode. Nothing to explain, that was the Doctor crossing his own timestream. Fixed point! Wibly Wobly Timey Wimey! You know thatcouldbe entirely witty and enjoyable to watch. Just call the Episode "The Fourth Wall".

The tone of the show changes with every incarnation. Well, except for when they forgot that's what keeps the show interesting and kept doubling down on clownish with 6+. I really love the faery tale farcical bullshit arc of Matt Smith's Doctor. How you could watch "The Doctors Wife" and not...

Female Doctor is a little bit too much. Just bring back Romana if you want a female Time Lord. In fact bring back Romana even if you don't want a female Time Lord. I guess that's kinda what River Song is but... eh. That's never seemed to be a marriage of equals. I liked that Romana would...

Sothat'swhere wallace at, yo.

That's even too scumfucky for SoE. More of an EA move, that.

And she'll fuck your brother because honour demands it. And she'll cut off your head.

I would not fuck Paula Deen. My standards are not high.

Well there's lots of room in the middle. If you cut collecting bear ass tasks to a town-square type poster board affair that negates a lot of the need for the symbols. If you have handcrafted areas with NPC's who have an obvious and distinguishable function, that cuts down a lot on it too...

I'll give them this. Where before I was all like "EQ:N? omglol hot pockets" now I'm more all like "EQ: The Mush? Hmm. Interesting" Edit: entirely possible all of these ideas are going to be poorly executed and suck. Probable even, considering. But they will at least suck in Brave New...

I THINK WE FILL IT WITH THE FROZEN CORPSES OF OUR FALLEN COMRADES AND MAKE A BRIDGE WITH WHICH TO PLACE COCK FIRMLY IN ROMAN ASS.

This is one remarkable advantage of being an American viewer. Even if they choose a british pseudo-celebrity I still won't know how the fuck he is. They're all, "Who's the new guy then?" to me! It's probably the only advantage. I'm sure every episode is sprinkled with subtle pop-culture jokes.

See, I saw the exact opposite in Martha Jones. I saw a character that vacillitated between the most helpless kitten of them all with, "lets climb into this escape pod, lulz, onoes doctor dooooooooctoooor. I told you he'd save us" and a character that was wonder-woman with, "I travelled the...

So lame. Ogres were cool specifically because in vanilla they looked like fat retards. And they were still pretty cool in Kunark because you could shrink them and laugh that they werelittlefat retards. But then in SoV they got theawesomesthat re-establishing their fat retard supremacy. No...

Maybe a burro fell into one of the tubes and got stuck.

I don't think we're close to clinical immortality, or even doubling life expectancies. I don't think it's impossible, but I do think it takes more than a few hundred years to master the intricate accretion of a process which spans millions. It seems arrogant to me. We didn't even realize that...

Sure, I get that, and I'm sure there will be plenty of faction restrictions, but c'mon Tad. Play a noble birth, realize about 3 weeks into the game that you want to do some shadowknighty shit -- go murder the fuck out of some commoners and get your "You're kind of a dick, aren't you?"...

So far it basically it sounds like 2 things: 1) Not EverQuest 2) Not complete dogshit (yet) They're finally going back to skillbases instead of classbases. As much as I truly believe this game is going to be a quick and obvious disappointment of cocked up self-conflicting system...

If I learned anything from Law and Order it's that criminal negligence is as serious a crime as criminal homocide is, and carries many of the same penalties! Get Sam McCoy on this shit, it'll get sorted.

Dibs on Aslan the Kerran Paladin. Dibs, motherfuckers.

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the situation. It's likely. If they get the plates they don't have to do anything except for take the car back. What they have right now is title + payment. What they have then is payment, title, plates. With the plates theycango ahead and report it stolen and...

I'm not sure if I blame Tyen, Kegz, or SonyEQ. I think Brad might have DDoS'd this place out of spite -- because he knew we were going to spend all day mocking EQ:N.

Do you even grift, bro? It's a really simple grift. And a really stupid one. If they're pulling this crap my guess is that one of them has been caught doing it before.

As far as I understand it, the scam was such: Put leveraged car up for sale. Find buyer. Have buyer pay off lien on car. Keep title. Report car stolen. Report car stolen is really tripping them up. It sounds like bouncer boyfriend doesn't wanna get the law involved, he just wants to...

I feel like Bill Burr might be a better comic/commentator than Lois C.K. But then again, C.K. is prolific as hell. Burr can save it up and distill out the not-as-good or excessively arty and self-indulgent parts.

Why hate clara? The character isverysimilar to Amelia in execution. She's just short and dark instead of giant and ginger, and she doesn't have a husband. I tell you who I hate. Martha Jones. Please no more martha joneses. It's not that she wasn't pasty white -- I liked that part of her...

Something about the balance on Galactic Civ was so off. I never did figure out how to fill planets quite right. It seemed like you had to aim for at least 70% banks just to be self-sufficient, and 20% recreation plazas. The Creative perk was grotesquely overpowered. And it had this weird...

Smoke some, make sure it's not real meth.

I didn't realize that like everyone on Dr. Who is Scottish. Like that's a requirement now. Well, ok, Amelia and Donna were kinda obviously. Nor did i realize that Doctor Donna was apparently something of a 2nd teir comedian before her stint on Dr. Who? And what the hell happened to Rose's...

Of course they do. It's LA people, it is lit-rah-ly the home of the meaningless empty gesture.

Keep the plates until a deputy comes to your door. You're going to be out a wad of cash either way, but if you send those plates back everyone forgets this ever happened. You might as well get something for your money. The dude at TitleMax is probably right to be worried about his job.

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Started as an elf pally on Rallos. I made like level 3 or something (cause I was fucking leet) and went exploring to find Kelethin. Some dwarf found me on the path and chased me for about 10 minutes through the woods roleplaying in /shout. At some point he got bored and stopped. Being...

Hey, at least Carmella never fucked Ted. Carmella was examined. She was like an actual person. She contributed to the story. Skylar does not. Skylar is just a device. I don't even hate Skylar. Shit is just boring, but whatever -- pacing. If it was nothing but blowjobs all day I guess my...

I don't think she'll like BB no matter where you start her. It's just not the sort of thing she enjoys watching. The only chance you have is to sell her on Jesse, but the problem is that for Jesse to become good you have to see how awful he starts. And it's a whole heap of awful. I suggest...

I'd forgotten that there was a reason I used to like GNR. Of course the entire song should have been 2 minutes long, but still it's a good 2 minutes. Sweet Child is going to be listened to.

How is she even a developed one? How is Skylar any different in her "I guess I'll just go drown myself in the pool" episode than she is in episode 1. The character is entirely flat. She only shows a hint of being examined twice. Shut up and I fucked Ted are her best lines for a reason.

It's not misogyny to dislike an intentionally bland character whose only defining characteristic is being a turbocunt. It's misogyny to write a character who's sole characteristic is being a turbocunt. We all know a few turbocunts IRL. Well, I assume. I know three. Do you dislike them...

lol. I really want them to reveal that you spellweave with kinnect. That would make Brads "the technology wasn't there" quip more than a blatant self-serving excuse to go snort more vicodin. God please let that be. Let EQN be the Wii Sports of MMO's. Let that be why they haven't been...

Yeah. But if they put as much effort into the game as they've put into the ramp-up marketing videos I think you can fairly expect the game to be somewhere in the "amusing" range for at least a month, or however long it takes you to chew through their packaged content. Most MMO's that come...