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That's like some kind of jedi mindfuck troll. Well played, broface.

dat protestant work ethic, it'll getcha.

Well, absolute freedom is the ability to kill absolutely anyone you want to. It's fucked up, but that's how humans work. If everybody can then we all have to agree to "not be a dick".

I mocked this movie sorta hard when the pre-pre-pre-pre-preview trailers came out. But it actually looks like it might be worth a few laughs. Most likely willtorrentsteal it. Low def though, because you gotta keep it sensible.

That's 2 in dog years. No puppy fucking allowed.

Much like Snowden before him, Araysar took one for the team and went out as a true american hero. Live by the penis die by the penis. It was basically Braveheart IRL. And we mourn his loss.

For some reason Cad sounds like Peter North.

a lot easier to jack to if you read all of lithose's posts in ^^ that girls voice.

politics thread is nerdporn

Massive cocks slapping your tender lips?

I think part of it is you have to convince the women they don't deserve to be hit in the first place. Muslims aren't all bad.

I don't mean that ridiculous rolling 30 feet and springing into a jump kick that's in action movies. I mean if a guy gets on my chest and starts dropping fists to my face I'm going to try to block his arms with my arms and use my back/legs to try to unbalance him and throw him off. Like a...

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It's more like "we give our government unprecedented power with the expectation that they use that power to the aims for which it was granted." Considering that's the entire basis for functional government I don't think that is a rash position or one motivated through fear. There's plenty of...

Well, I just did. Last I checked King is still dead.

I think maybe you can. You may not agree with this example, but it'll give you an idea of what I mean. You take good old Rudy Jew-liani on Sept 11 and the 2 weeks following. The way he managed to rise to his station (i.e. do his fucking job), co-ordinate efforts, and restore public...

I think it's credible. Fistfights aren't scripted like in the movies. I'm sure there was rolling around. The idea of "mounted" is a snapshot. I'm just as surprised that Z didn't shoot his own fucking self as he was able to unholster his weapon, tbh.

Framed in the context of allowing relevant authorities greater ability to combat pertinent and identified threats, yes. Framed in the context of McCarthyism, no. But I'm pretty sure every last one of us facepalmed when the TSA happened and we realized this wasn't even credible enough to be...

Well man, I mean, isn't that about the perfect engagement ring though? "Yeah, I know it's only a small diamond in silver. But sweetie, that's my motorcyle on your finger". BAM. Instant "you are the man I've always dreamed of".

So I showed my mom where to find the best funny cat pictures on her tablet last year, and I showed her Huffpo, and I told her "besides that it's mostly just porn". So she calls me last night talking about chimpout 2013. For the love of shit, my mother has discovered 4chan.

Nah man, Polar bears. Fuckers are going extinct anyway. Might as well get some use out of them.

I doubt Johhny Depp has to be the one to tell the interviewer to ask that question. Mr Depp pays an agent perfectly good money to do that kind of shit for him. And I would imagine that if you are a half-ass competent "Hollywood Stars Interviewer Person" you don't need to be told to ask...

Green Bananners will give you wicked shits dude. You gotta let the fruit ripen on the tree before you grab it and crush all of its dreams.

America would be a better place if all the States tried to emulate Texas just a little more. People down there must be like, "Dude, it's hot. What's this "potentially murder" crap? Potentially? Get that weak shit out of here and let me get back to my nap."

I think they just cut that scene. Cops pulled up, he grabbed the picture. Next scene is quinn drinking tea like a fancylad. They've shown the scene where Dexter sneaks away from the cops when they show up 10 minutes behind him so often that I think they just are willing to assume you know...

MAKE THIS HAPPEN BRITIAN WE LOVE HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. FUCK FRANCE.

And that's why evil will always win. Because good is dumb.

Yeah, but you've just got to ignore this kind of crap when it comes to dexter. The realistic version of this story is much less fun to watch.

Nothing too serious though. It just makes me laugh at terrible shitposts. And the twitch. But I think that's probably just parkinsons.

If you came of age during the nascent 90's rave culture... probably you some bain dramage have.

I formally apologize for my earlier bazinga. I didn't think it would cut so deep.

truce truce

board is American Inventorfaggots man. You gotta take the lulz where you can find them. Numbro, quit making me look bad at maths and shit.

I'm counting their boobs individually.

Well, that's the thinking behind bringing it up. I agree with you. But that one might just bite them in the ass, tbh, if one or more of those women smokes herself. There's 12 of them. Likely one of them does. It just seems like throwing shit up against the wall to see what sticks. They...

Which is also just a sterotype without any real basis. Some of that ghetto weed will just blow your mind. They spray it with raid and shit for an extra kick. It's like thinking that getting an alcohol buzz will mellow you out. Sure, a lot of the times it does. And Tequila just makes you...

Come to think of it, every season has had dexter redeeming himself through deborah. So I guess it would make a lot of sense in a lot of ways for that to not happen this time -- or else they finally fuck and made a beautiful psycopathic incest baby.

Dexter is all fucked up about Deb. So yeah, in a way, he is incapable of critical thinking. The thing that kept it from being horrible writing is that he realizes it at the end of the episode. I'm not saying it's nobel prize in literature quality -- but it was cohesive and explained itself...

Numbers is wearing his big boy pants. Yeah. Huggies pulls ups!!!! Bazinga.

Maybe the all the lawyers met for drinks before the trial. They realized that this case is pretty crap and everyone is just bored as hell. So they agreed to do the old switcheroo, where the prosecution would argue the defense's case, and the defense would argue the prosecutions. Those guys...