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At the very least put it back to "The Pretty Big Girl Thread". That shit was hillarious. It's like a trap for people not paying attention. And just like in the crying game... you never know. Maybe you didn't mean to go there but maybe you see something that you like and stick around.

What I want is for everyone to die pointlessly! CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS.

Wet cat food will rot their teeth. No shit, I had a cat who had to have them pulled. I was younger, I didn't even know his teeth were bad. The vet saw him and was like "WOAH, YOU DIPSHIT". But cats don't drink enough. That's why their kidneys tend to fail. I dunno why they don't drink...

There's really not much you can do for her. Renal failure or diabetes or cancer is what kills housecats. Can't say too much more without sounding like an asshole. I've lots cats to renal failure. Sucks.

And it was with one of those big purple veiny ones too. The ones that have the balls down at the bottom.

Lazer cannons. No recoil. The armor isn't armor, it's an elaborate nano-mesh system for heat capture and dissipation. Because hodj is right, you COULD just paint targets with spy satellites... but we already thought about that. That right there is a stealth mammoth.

If it weren't for all the mexicans, and the heat, and the wildfires, and the droughts Texas sounds like it would be a pretty alright place to live. You can just go around shooting people if you're white and they aren't. C'mon. That's awesome. You know it is.

The cookie went a step beyond soggy. The cookie flat out disintegrated underneath the alkaline force of so much Jizzm. *capitolizing the J makes it a an adnoun, which directly references gay porn. Which you need to be familiar with if you want to grammar faggot in this thread.

If the writing is any good at all spoilers don't detract anything for me. It doesn't bother me whatsoever to know beforehand that Rash fesses up at the end of Crime & Punishment. It doesn't make Old Man and the Sea any worse knowing that the fish gets away. It's a very rare sort of story that...

Heavenly Hogs. That craigslist ad was a thing of humor and wit. It might have also been completely sincere, which only makes it better. Operation: Heavenly Hogpile -- Let me watch you eat.

DCUO is the only game left they have that makes money. Ok, technically I guess they all make money, but DCUO is the newest model and it makes the most. So yeah, I think you're pretty much right. Shit, I don't even blame them. I just don't wanna play that. Cross platform. Ugh.

Joan handing an account to Pete, who will do nothing to service that account in any way except take a commission off of it, sure seems like employees paying their bosses to me. Sure it's standard corporate bullshit. Standard corporate bullshit is fucked up.

The only reason I knew it was Castamere is because I expected it to be Castamere. Sure, the song has been played 4 times in 2 years. It's been 4 different versions of it and it's not a very memorable melody. It's a Ye-Olde version of a Dave Matthews song. It's perfectly fine for what it...

Sicaron was such an awesome fight... lol. But not for the gameplay itself. It was awesome because of how vent would EXPLODE when "that guy" got the pillar or when everyone just fell over and there was a silence and then someone says, "lolwut?" It was also awesome because it highlighted just...

They'll have to change the scope of the game to deliver that new sort of content. Kill mob get loot is always going to simplify into a dps check because it can be simplified into a dps check. If you want various ways to shine you need various gameplay elements. Wildstar looks interesting in...

Maybe it's just my age, but this one made me lolirl. It's just a cut above most of the political cartoons.

I'm sure most of this "outrage" is internet manufactured. It's very hard to take that many people actually giving a fuck credibly. They're just reacting to having been told that it's going to be "shocking" and having fun hamming up being "shocked". I can credit book nerds having been angry...

He read it in a book. A very old book. He's like a wizard.

The whole thing is a ponzi scheme anyway. I mean what do Roger and Burt even do besides for get paid? Ok, Roger snagged chevy, so that old dog still has a few tricks. But the firm is named for the 2 of them and... they do just about the least. So she broke protocol. That's fine when...

So wait... Freakonomics was mostly just ignorant trendy bullshit? STOP BEING SUCH A DICK, MAN.

TIL: GRRM gets paid by the word.

Stoner Pete is gonna be sooooooooooo awesome. Then there was they "dying doesn't make you whole. You should see what you look like" thing which puts that broody dark-ass spin on it in typical Draper style. I hope they don't do Joan as dirty as I suspect they might. Why Pete still goes to...

There's nothing much to explain. It's magic. It just works. Except when it doesn't. And in that case the explanation... does not change. But don't I remember some tidbit in some version of this thread where GRRM promises this huge reveal about the world of westeros at the end of the...

This thread makes its own rules just so that it can break ALL the rules.

Actually I'd probably just give Terry Gilliam a wheelbarrow full of money and tell him to make that Don Quioxte movie, but do it right. If it's a 20 hour long movie... fuck it, it's a 20 hour long movie.

It's like the scene in Munchausen where they execute the Hero because he's bad for morale!

Holy shit, a Hugh Laurie Doctor Who... that's something I would watch. They could bring back the old version of The Master and call him Lupus (because of the awesome beard he'd have). C'mon gentleteletmens, make that happen. Americans ask so little of you!

TERMINOLOGY SMACKDOWN. NOW SPELL IT IN LATIN YOU FUCKS. EOSINIOPHI -- OH FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS.

Honestly man? The scriptwriter was just lazy and it doesn't matter. You've already put more thought into the justification for that action than he did.

I liked the first few seasons. I enjoyed the "I won't kill anyone no matter what" goodguy spy, I really thought that was one of the main attractions of the show. He was MacGuyver in Miami. But I think I stopped watching it around season 3 or 4. I wouldn't have cared -that- much if they had...

Yeah. That's really the basis for Don and Peggy being so tight. It doesn't make a lot of sense otherwise, he's usually a dick to her and she's a little bit afraid of him. But when he figured out what happened he showed up and told her, "This isn't the end of your dreams. You come back to...

There was even a line an episode or two back where Peggy and Joan are in the same office again. And Peggy says, "So how's your little boy?" and Joan says, "Fine. How's yours?" And then it's awkward for a split second until peggy says, "Oh, you know, he's still writing for the newspaper"...

Moving from levels to achievement based content will be nice. Achievement content is a more accurate representation of what levels are supposed to be a symbol of. You can cheese them both. But so what, you can "cheat" at any game.

Your daughter is GOING to be addicted to social media. Not only is she a girl, but that's the generational trend. Give her access to these things while she's still young enough to listen to you! It will be a lot more mundane for her than it is for you. I would also suggest having her quote...

They need to get Debbie Downer in on this action and they will have the perfect summer blockbuster.

Bob Benson is interesting. The details are different of course, but the way that Don got his foot in the door isn't thematically any different. That Bob is one smooth motherfucker. He's like what Pete coulda been if Pete wasn't so Pete. You guys are way harsh on Mr. Croche. He's a soulja...

My bet is on mountain oysters.

They're also known to be kind of trampley. So avoid the feet too. And avoid the butt. It won't kill you directly, but a face full of mammoth fart will make you wish you were dead. That stuff is like prehistoric nerve gas. For a premium service we have some mexican boys you can use as...

And some of that Tyler Perry shit looks like it's being filmed in his garage on a camcorder. Lol. I don't get tyler perry either

Adam Sandler has turned into the hollywood version of Lorn Michaels. You've got to give him a lot of credit for being so good at selling so little.