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I would let Ygritte tie me up and do me with a strap on just so that I could brag about the fact that we had sex. I'd probably change the story around a little. But embellishment is the prerogative of the teller!

Maybe Williams can re-score Rite of Spring this time. Holst is good, but I wanna hear those reeds man. I think Williams has introduced a lot of people to Holst over the years -- and made a fucking mint doing it. That's to his credit.

It would have been fine (hardly great, but whatever it was pretty -- that's fine) if it had just been a run of the mill space sci-fi movie. That it's associated with Aliens creates an expectation and that expectation was not met. Oh look an alien urn! Being a trained...

That's what muds turned into. I went back to 2 of the old pvp muds I was on and was amazed to see counts of 20-30 people online during peaks. Hell, I was amazed they were even still connectable. I a fun couple of weeks remembering the virtual worlds and relearning the tricks. But it...

But it made the NOT dying fun in comparison! I am no longer a agoraphobic 17 year old basement dweller in need of a social platform. That's all EQ ever was. It was a social platform that incorporated a rudimentary game. Nothing wrong with that, either. It was a thing and as things go it...

Anything in the deep ocean and lots of plants in the not-so-deep ocean.

Ah man, how can you possibly say that was a boring episode. That was the best episode of the season so far. Peggy getting accidentally proposed to was hilarious in a light funny way. And you had Harry genuinely not giving a shit one way or the other which was equally hilarious in a dark...

Are you kidding? Betty white is one of those grannies that no man should have trouble pleasing stone cold sober. You can just listen to her and realize that she would be FUN, dude. Sure, no one should be lusting after her. That's just a weird fetish. But locked in a room with an xbox and...

Modern Family + Parks and Rec = Renewal Predicted. Mike and Molly = Renewed. Huh? Salaries and production costs must figure into it.

Oh, I meant cutting your finger isn't shock. Shock is a systemic stress response. Cutting your finger with a sharp knife don't rate for shit in the scheme of things, but sometimes for various reasons sometimes you can get an effect which mimics shock. That's probably the best way to...

Have you ever accidentally cut yourself cooking and looked at the wound and thought "that should hurt", but it doesn't. And then a minute or two later it really does start to hurt? That's not shock. But it's an example of how the brain does weird things. It can take the brain a while to...

Well they can be. We just call the smart shitbags lawyers.

I remember loving "The Black Hole" as a kid, and then watching it again in my late teens and thinking it was retarded.

God damn that's a cute baby. What you can't see is that he's having his temperature taken. That's why he's all "I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!"

I dunno. Seems pretty clear to me! You shoulda picked something randomly from leviticus. We might have gotten lucky with some advice about how to handle oxen cum.

Up until about four years ago I thought "The Netherlands" was just slang for girl parts. As in "I'm gonna invade your netherlands so hard you're gonna cum in german".

Star Trek and Star Wars aren't really even science fiction. They're technological fantasies. That doesn't make them bad, or less. It allows them to pull a wizard did it to get out of bad writing though. There's lots of movies that are actually science fiction and incorporate interesting...

That sounds about perfect, tbh. I'm betting that Don says fuck it and buys a farm in kentucky.

!!! Hell yeah. Dark Elf clerics were straight fucking hax.

The only complaint with S6 I have is that it's starting to drone on Don a little bit too much. We've seen this with Don before, every part of it. He's stagnating. He's not really even regressing. He's just stagnating. And that's fine, and it's well written, and it's complex, and it's...

I'M AMERICAN. I DON'T KNOW THE GEOGRAPHY OF YOUR GOOFY CENTRAL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. I CAN BARELY REMEMBER THE NAMES OF ALL 50 AMERICAN STATES. I'M STILL NOT 100% ON WHERE MINNESOTA OR INDIANA ACTUALLY IS ON A MAP. I do know that the little island is full of teadrinkers. Across the channel...

What the fuck. I have penis baldness. I'm gonna start using rogaine for lube. Fuck you guys.

True, but that only explains what it explains. What it doesn't explain is the basic phenomena of self-awareness, which there are some possible indications (which may also be an ignorance in our observation) occurs even down to the cellular level. That self-awareness is what the pseudoscience...

Shaft Shaving? If you've got hairs coming out of your dick proper you're a mutant.

What kind of hack ass mud were you playing that had maps built into the interface? That's what ZMud was for. That's for sure not ROM or DIKU standard. PvpRp muds were the way to be. TinTin++

Yeah, but the Dutch are way classier than Americans when it comes to this sort of thing.

The Simpsons already did it.

If he dies it's not his decision to make anymore. Of course if it wasn't sudden, if he does take ill, he could always just Brahms it up and burn every draft, worknote, and outline he ever wrote so that when he does die his legacy is preserved. While he can't stop the series from being...

This thread could use an everquest poll. Something along the lines of "Do everquest polls belong in this thread?" would really push it over the top. I mean it's pretty close right now, but it needs that extra nudge.

The conversion wasn't as bad as I'd feared it was going to be. I couldn't find any good info on the skillpoint revamp. What few threads I'd been reading -- well, it turns out that forum warriors just like to whine and blow things completely out of proportion. They were making it sound like...

They do tip a little bit. The trick is in controlling the direction of the force, and doing it extremely strictly. That's one reason they'd scrap shuttle launches if too many pigeons were farting that day. Even as ungodly heavy as those things are, windshear can still fuck 'em up. That's...

It's like Brienne said in that episode. He's nothing but a coward. Maybe losing his hand will make him courageous. And I hope so. But we haven't seen that yet. So far we've seen a sister-fucking, child-killing, lying piece of shit who wouldn't even fight Boromir fairly and couldn't even...

I'm not sure if it's the smug self righteousness or the general unctuousness or the pervasive smarminess or just that I've always thought Sir Lancelot was the shittiest knight. TEAM GAWAIN FOR LIFE, BITCH. Plus he looks like Captain Starbuck from Spaceballs. You can't just let something...

His troops didn't just walk away. They knocked him the fuck out and delivered him in a bundle to the force that was sieging winterfell. And then they went home, cause that was the deal. So Theon is holed up in some dank ass dungeon-rape tower that belongs to the dudes who retook Winterfell...

Wasn't part of what made Jordan so great is that his team would feed him nonstop? And of course they would feed him because the man didn't miss very often. Even if the other team ALL decided to gang up on just Jordan he wouldn't miss too often. So I'm not saying that he was less than the...

That line peggy used "It's like I always say -- If you don't like what they're saying then you change the conversation" was from a presentation Don did in an earlier season. I'm pretty sure. Or maybe it was just something that he said to her personally -- but either way it was straight up...

As a non book reader it was pretty obvious that the kid sweeping the floor wasn't theon's savior. And just based on the amount of facetime they give him it's obvious that he's somewhat important. The Lord Bolton though? That's pretty subtle. It's there if you know WHERE to look. I...

We can hope that due to time and budget constraints GRRM uses the opportunity to retcon his own stupid shit and makes the dany story not descend into suck. We can hope. The only thing that struck me about this episode, and it wasn't particular to this episode, was I don't understand why that...

Andy droppin truth bombs as usual.

Maint costs are deceptive. You get a 6000 marks of triumph for 100 marks of war at the war room koisk. So the choice really is: Save 400 MoW for 50 feat points or run 2 t4 base powers? Once you hit one full t4 set it really is not a difficult choice. Of course the new patch will fuck that...