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I'm tellin you, shark tank. Maybe leeches. Ooooh. Lampreys.

I didn't realize that Gannicus is supposed to be Celtic until the last episode, when they called him a drunken celt. They should do a two season series of Boudicea's revolt.

Ok, i'm sure you're right about Jozu pulling PUSSY SHIT... but here's the thing. Watching that show it was beyond obvious that the janitor wasn't any friend of Theon's. "Your sister sent me". Really? Fucking really? Theon's sister hates Theon. Sure, Theon might buy that because a...

So do you think Agron stuck it right in his man hole, or do you think he rubbed it around on his chest for a while and tousled his hair first?

I don't see that it is. I didn't see that it was last time, or the time before. You could kill the King and I doubt it would matter. The barons would just install a new King. They're going to have to actually attack someone next time. If nothing else moving the ships and planes over, for...

If a nuke lands in austin will anyone notice?

the power bottom is responsible to generate the thrust, man.

Ser Friendzoned. lol.

Muscle burns a lot more calories than fat. But if your friend IS morbidly obese, it probably DOES take 3000 calories to maintain his weight. 3000 calories is a lot of calories, but it's not a difficult task to hit that consumption. 1 2 liter coke is about 1000 calories. Eating 3000...

Only the Vorpal Masterstroke is capable of piercing the densest Plot Armor, and then only by virtue of an Objective Critical Analysis.

Plot Armor + 2, +3 vs. Continuity Errors.

It's abrupt, but I think spartacus knows he's just straight up fucked. He lost Crixus (and the men that followed crixus, which was a significant portion of his fighting force), he's been fleeing from Crassus' army, he's been flanked to the north, and his gambit to decapitate that army to his...

Scorched Earth is the only way to go. After you burn it, you have to salt it. In the modern age it would even be good to bury some spent fuel rods out there too. Be grateful for Tuco's compassion. He -should- sterilize you all. Getting pissy about spoilers for game of thrones is as...

Letting Spartacus live would actually be sort of a not-happy ending. It'd be like at the end of braveheart if they just let William Wallace get up and went "jk, jk. Go back home man. Just try to behave this time, ok?" Either dead in honorable glory or captured and sold back into ignoble...

I just assumed that they'd caved it out of solid rock with their swords. If an army of slaves can build the pyramids in a season they can damn sure build an ampitheatre in an afternoon. It's too bad Naevia is still alive. It's really just too bad.

Woo. Dexter goes nuts and Deb is forced to kill him. She then gets promoted to captain and takes his place.

I don't know if an Englishman would write something like this. I thought he'd be midwestern just looking at him, he really does look cornfed, but GRRM being American is not exactly a shock. It would be sort of like an American writing an allegorical fantasy about George Washington. When...

well, duh. Elf waves do magic. Bro, do you even Tolkien?

I think it would help if you reinstated the NO PUSSY SHIT in the title. That really did help keep they PUSSY SHIT to a minimum.

Hell yeah. Look at the way those waves break. Who WOULDN'T want to surf there? Just faggot cowards, that's all.

It's a good chance to really put the fear of America back into the world. A co-ordinated drone strike killing every officer in the NK military with more than 1 medal on his chest all within 12 hours of each other. Google Maps + remote mounted rifle platform = America is BACK baby!

You also have to manufacture and separate the enzymes somehow. It's not so much the prevalence of the fuel consumed (the focus of the article), it's the manufacture of those necessary reagents. It's neat but... the article is an advertisement for the V-Tech chemical engineering doctoral...

Who knows, maybe the generals are just trolling kim jong... they want him dead or deposed but don't want to be the ones that do it.

I think this is quickly going beyond the we're willing to talk to you stage. This is approaching the "you guys need to have a coup and install someone who understands the situation, then MAYBE we'll talk to them" stage. I really will be disappoint if this ends with humanitarian aid to NK and...

Diabetes. No, seriously. Diabetes could do that. So could a hundred other things, though.

Part of it I think is that they haven't shown Dany doing anything really fucking horrible yet. So far she's been a victim who's bootstrapping herself into power. Plus she's a bleach blonde with nice tits. And pet dragons. Everyone else -- they've shown them doing something that's basically...

Yeah, i'm just talking about in the show though. The only two who came close in likability factor were Boromir and King Robert, and they're both deader than fuck. I mean break it down. Out of the lannisters the most likable one is a whore-mongering munchkin. Sure, he's got a sad song...

Weird. Dany is probably the most likable character (overall) in the show, but the most hated in the books! Bitch has dragons. You'd be step the fuck off. Mostly I hope the series ends with her setting all those other fuckers on fire, all of them, melting the iron throne into slag, and...

It's a valid question that has a valid answer. We roll over for NK demands because very simply throwing money at them (even if we have to throw money at them every few years) is still cheaper than deposing them. Sometimes it's sensible to not get involved in a war which you will not profit...

Oh, i'm against an invasion of NK as it stands right now as well. I'm just imagining some provocation which is impossible to ignore -- like an attack on a US military installation or something. This kim jon un guy might be so deluded that he believes we will ignore -any- provocation. He...

If it ever came to it, I don't see why we couldn't conquer NK and then sede it to China. I mean like literally pull our tech/troops out, Obama makes a trip to Bejing and says "We conquered this but really don't want this land. It's yours now. It belongs to you. :dealwithit:". It's been...

no it wouldn't. they're cooze demons not taint demons.

Stuff like that belongs on a blog, not so much in a newspaper. Not that I disagree... but keep it classy LAtimes.com. or something. No matter how foolish/crazy/ridiculous he is, bombs still go boom.

I have no objections to this post.

Bud has a show on hulu called "Star-ving". It's him and parker lewis doing skits.

I remember it was extremely downplayed in American news. "Pakistan and India are fighting over some fucking valley -- but in other news". Even digging deeper I remember the editorials were along the lines of, "This could go incredibly badly... but it probably won't. This is a very old dispute"

The East China sea is south of the West Sea. THAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL.

Seriously man, watch the show. Jaime for one. I'm pretty sure they made a big deal out of Boromir's skill with a sword, I'm pretty sure Jaime himself did. And King Robert back when he was sober. And King Smoking Vagina Monster. Basically at some point any dude over five and a half foot tall...

I'm not really hating on the episode. I watched it and overall I did enjoy it. That one line smacked me in the face, and that one scene smacked me in the face. With 50 minutes an episode, and 10-13 episodes, he doesn't have time to jerk his dick on screen like he does in the books. Focus is...

Jaime for one. You only asked for one. There are probably two or three others. I don't commit this shit to memory -- but the Mountain for another. When everyone is the best scary badass ever who can bother to even give a fuck anymore. Smuggling Sansa out had already been established, and...