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  1. iannis

    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    her tyenhole. lol. I disagree though. Keg completely delivered. Just saying that he fucked Trex was the delivery. Who gives a damn if it's factual or not.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    From what I remember of what i've seen of models of "it coulda happened this way. math" the small rock hits the big ass rock, either glancing or not. The big rock heats and deforms spewing out plenty of shit from around the impact site. Most of the shit spew either falls back into the big...
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    Breaking Bad

    I'd say there are shows better than Breaking Bad. I would not say Walking Dead is one of them. lol. That's just deeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrppppppp.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Emergency Budget Request submitted to congress under the "That Asshole God Smashed Our Rover ACT" act.
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    EA's pay to win future

    I remember the 90's and PC gaming. The thing about those games was that, yes they were more expensive, but you didn't buy very many per year. They were developed with the idea in mind that you'd be playing this game for months. Or at least a month. That's changed a lot with tech getting so...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Aych, brother, that's straight up fucking crazy. Good stories. But straight up fucking crazy. You're lucky he didn't turn around and piss on you.
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    Animated movies that surprised you

    Wow, I thought I personally knew the other 3 guys that had watched The Last Unicorn. The book is slightly better, mostly because of Molly Grue, but the animated does a really really good job. I wish someone arty would do one of similar quality for A Fine and Private Place.
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    He's all lost in the supermarket? He can no longer shop happily? Did he go in there for the special offer?
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    Pope Benedict XVI resigns

    If it weren't for the social complexity, stability, and tensions the Catholic church enforced, at whatever repressive cost the men of those generations chose to charge (and maybe that cost was high -- I'd say it was, considering the history of the Church), we would not have the basis for our...
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    Everquest II

    Wait. Jeff Butler is attached to EQN? I guess I knew that, but it just now sunk in. lol. just lol. Ut really does have a point. How the fuck do these guys keep getting hired? Is SoE run by the Teamsters or something?
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    As I'm sure keg has learned to his regret, the scent of the swamp just don't wash off. So I think the only way to put this matter to rest is to buy grav a ticket to wherever in jersey it is that Keg lives to sniff Keg's fingers.
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    EQ Never

    Because it's been tried, fairly recently, with vanguard and failed. It failed hard. And you can say oh vanguard was a buggy, mismanaged piece of shit produced by the barely competent. And you'd be right. You could make more than three or four excuses of why that game was doomed. But all...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    No, it's really not. That's private and not yours. If you're curious just ask. If she lies to you or tells you to mind your beeswax, just fuck yourself. As a general rule if you're snooping through other peoples mail or trying to eavesdrop on their conversations something has either gone...
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    Dick-Cock, it's donkey O'clock!
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    Political Affiliation

    That's just a retreat into jargon. Which is fine, because sure there are shades of things. But that's not what the first guy was talking about. I would point out that what we can learn and deduce from artifacts is extremely malleable body of knowledge -- and while much of the supposition...
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    Man this gets more and more fucked up. So now Trex is trying to play it off as a troll and "lol peeps are totes gullible" because SHE'S the one ashamed of having fucked keg. God damn bizzaro world up in this thread.
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    Couples Swinging

    I didn't think it's swinging if she's just your girlfriend. That's just groupsex. TERMINOLOGY IS IMPORTANT. Nothin wrong with a good old fashioned orgy.
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    I'm sorry I doubted you Keg. I was starting to think you were a dickbag for white-knighting Tyen... but you remain a man of honor. You drunkenly fucked his skanky girlfriend. of COURSE you have to speak for the man.
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    Political Affiliation

    The problem is simple. The argument proceeds from the assumption that left to themselves individuals do not need or benefit from governance of their communal behaviors. It then concludes with the assertion that left to themselves individuals do not need or benefit from governance of their...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Along this line... people who claim we'll never cure cancer because "there's no money in it for big pharma. THINK". And they seriously 100% believe this shit. It mostly makes me sad, but it rustles the jimmies too.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    ADHD is grossly over diagnosed for various reasons, but that doesn't mean the disorder itself is fake. If only Soma wasn't sodamn tasty. Those friends are pretty dumb BUT at least they're not self-diagnosing assburgers. Brightside... You could have stupider friends!
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    So the defense of Tyen is that her skirt was too short? Hmmm. Nah, he's just a douchebag sinking to new lows.
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    EQ Never

    If the people you're playing with are any good, or the game is any good, they don't need directions on the fly. I don't begrudge people that would rather use voice chat. That's really no skin off my balls. Sometimes I'd rather sit around telling jokes than typing jokes myself. I do resent...
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    Political Affiliation

    Pretty much dude. The idea is so pants on head oblivious to fucking reality that's the MOST serious reply that anyone can muster.
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    Bedding Thread (NSFW)

    I basically sleep on the floor amid piles of blankets. Feels good, bro's. Be less girly or something. But then i've always preferred to sleep on the floor. My parents thought I was fucking weird, and tbh it's not a big draw with the ladies.
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    EQ Never

    I really do hate that voice chat has become industry standard. If the interface i'm using is the keyboard and a mouse, the game should not be so twitchy or outright arcane that the appropriate mode of communication is voicechat. Appropriate communication should be typing. That should be part...
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    Did tyen really sabotage your vote? Holy shit that guy takes douchebag to new lows. Edit: Aww, he's not bein' salty bros. That dude has some mental problems.
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    Spartacus

    None of these guys are gonna have to say, "Yeah. I was on Spartacus. I was young, I needed the money." It's something they can actually be proud of having been a part of. How many pornstars can say that in non-degenerate company?
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    Spartacus

    The whole show is porn. What's impressive is that this is the highest quality goreporn i've seen... possibly ever. You look at season 1. Take a real look at it. The bulk of it is oiled up, 9/10ths naked slave dudes physically fighting, talking about being badasses, and soap opera'ing each...
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    2013 Oscar Nominations

    Hrm. I'll have to give Bradd Pitt another look. I kinda gave up on him after that Troy movie. That one smelled like he'd made a decision. That one was supposed to be his serious movie, iirc. I haven't seen Revolutionary Road or The Departed. If this is a trick, and it's just DiCaprio...
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    JJ Abrams to direct new Star Wars movie

    General Darth Dookie Lightsaber, M.D. (of the force) In all fairness to Lucas, his name could have been just a tad worse. I do appreciate the subtle hint that he was named after a dookie though. It lets me know that he's a bad guy. I might have missed that if his name was like Matthew...
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    2013 Oscar Nominations

    I don't even mean it as a popularity contest, more of an assessment of their work. Depp's dropped some steaming deuces right on my chest, but he's also made movies that I'm glad I took the time to watch. More of the second kind, and that springs mostly from his performance in them rather than...
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    2013 Oscar Nominations

    Yeah, that's true. Depp has a lot more movies to his name than DDL does. A LOT more. They're just different types of actors. Some artists are prolific and 75% of their work is good but not great. Some artists are less prolific, and they hit 90%. Where most artists struggle their careers to...
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    Political Affiliation

    Study the social dynamics of any american preschool for the practical applications of anarchistic thought. It's all fun and games until Jimmy pulls Laura's ponytail or pushes Tony down the slide. Just because he suddenly realizes he can. Punks not dead. But it sure smells like it.
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    2013 Oscar Nominations

    If you judge depp on the past 5 years or so, yeah. He got rich, had kids, and decided to do pirate movies. That's ok. I'm not raged. But if you look at the body of Depp's work he's got a few things going for him. He's picked smart scripts. That's not acting, that's just having a good...
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    The Matrix (1999)

    Not surprising. The Matrix and Dark City come paired in my mind. The Matrix is the brighter techy version. Dark City is the darker mystical version. They're both basically the same story. It's a fun story, and both are well done.
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    2013 Oscar Nominations

    But Letterman is kinda bad on purpose. He's always had that "I really just don't give a fuck" vibe working for him -- it's part of his humor. When he makes a bit out of throwing canned hams at his audience. I mean, he was basically throwing rocks at people. And if you worked it out, he was...
  38. iannis

    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    STOP WITH THE WATER BIRTH. ITS SO GROSS. SO GROSS. First time in the thread my jimmies have been moderately rustled.
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    Paleo 101: How and why you should eat like a Caveman

    They hung Conan on the Tree of Woah and for three days he suffered there until that little Faulty Armor wizard finally came along and pulled him down. Don't make the bread, man. The mastery of some secrets only serve to make a man less.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It'll be a RTS Seventh Guest / 11th Hour MMO. IN SPACE. You'll have to solve cryptic, nonsensical anagrams and master level soduku puzzles... JUST TO LOG IN.