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Random tits were delivered. Nowhere is it understood or implied that the tits have to be pornstar quality. They just have to be tits... and not totally gross. I tried to like a duckface toddler but it tells me temporarily unavailable. I shall try again later. After all, it's 2 tits. 2...

as much of a sychophant as jerle was? I have no idea. I have to assume that jerle did his best to be all up in her bidness. Oh god. oh god. Furor is there a reset button?

Kurt Rustle was also a good catch.

I dunno. The decimation, and making his son stand rank, made me like Crassus even more. lol. It wasn't all that subtle, him tearing up as he watched the decimation and his sons role in it. They're presenting him as exceptionally noble... I doubt the truth of it was so heroic. It's really...

Basically every last bit of it was :white people problems:. It's not that a person should be ashamed of having them, it's that they should be thankful for having them.

No, I don't really see how it's possible to top this thread. Tuco would have to do some massively deranged shit.

Yeah, ebay was happening, and for big cash, at least during Kunark. It was happening in vanilla too. I remember knowing this one farmer I met in vox's dungeon. He used to occasionally give me stuff (little stuff) when we'd meet at druid rings just because I wasn't a complete cock to him...

Stop being so god damned canadian and get aboard the crazy train. We are going to go America all OVER your ass.

There is an environmental factor to hypersensitivity and of course there such a thing as predisposition. I'm happy to hate on Etoille, but she's not saying anything stupid there. There's lots of shit that could happen but never does. There are more things of that nature than of things that...

Ahhhh.. that was exactly the right amount of Tyen. He stops being funny when you remember none of it is satire. Ps, stop being mean to Cam. There's really no reason to bully him.

That is some old school shit right there. The army of bobites will slither into your disorganized ranks and their pockets shall swell with all your spare change. Hail Eris, prabob!

Dude... this thread keeps giving. WE ALL GET TO ASK ETOILLE HOW HER VAGINA IS NOW. WE HAVE PROBABLE CAUSE. RAV GAVE THAT TO US. Sooooo....... How's that vagina? AND It will carry a double meaning after the birth! A twofer!

Considering how much nothing shrouded in vaugeries they've said about EQN, any amount of hype is overhype. It will exist. It will be a f2p model. It will probably not be completely terrible, at least not at first. The sandbox folks have faith in this because what else are they gonna have...

Gav... the odds on this are very bad for you bro. This woman is just about to shit all over you. That's not the worst part though, the worst part is that she probably doesn't realize it and I imagine she doesn't intend it. That's going to make it a lot harder for you. You need to be real...

This thread dun went plaid.

I don't understand how people enjoyed DA2 enough to be willing to even look at DA3. I'm not trying to be intentionally dense or argumentative or hipster trash or whatever... I literally don't understand it. DA2 insulted me in every way it possibly could. That shit was just straight up bad.

That's very true. And at least some people realize it. I remember seeing a recent study which found that children who were raised on farms have fewer common seasonal/animal allergies, and the allergies they do have tend to be less severe, than children raised in the suburbs. We needed a...

State primaries. Some states let you vote in party primaries you are not a member of, some don't.

It's really going to depend on your State a LOT. I just don't like democrats in this state. The republicans are slightly less terrible... or they're equally terrible but in a way which I'm less concerned about. Nationally? I've voted D about as often as R for Representative. Voted...

Man, I don't even remember. But I had a pretty shit rig. 16 megs of ram, I also had an assortment of voodoo cards. I know my HD was smaller than 1 gig. It was ancient, and measured in megs! It ran EQ decently though. I upgraded when I started raiding, because I'd just lock up sometimes...

I think because in the show he's presented basically as a tourney fighter and an honor guard. Him actually being a badass and this being punishment is all backstory, you don't really see it onscreen and it's mentioned but not elaborated on. It's really just a few lines. "I stand outside and...

I hold no strong convictions, I merely tend to believe whoever shouts the loudest. Or whoever shouted latest. This practice simplifies my life more than one might expect.

tbh season one is fairly terrible. You're obviously supposed to like Walt, but season 1 walt isn't any more likeable than late season walt. They're just dislikable for different reasons. And I really DO get the feeling that we're supposed to like walt as this mild mannered, intelligent...

I'm glad to have been wrong about Season 3. They apparently have decided to end this thing in an orgy. Where S1 and S2 teased us, S3 is firmly rubbing cock with hand. I don't even mind all the gay sex... it's just kinda like, "Well, ok. Now 2 dudes are gonna fuck. LOL" God this show is...

I really liked Legend. I still really like Legend. Everything else Cruise has done is competent, but not exceptional. You know going into a Cruise movie that it will be well made. Sometimes you get more than that, sometimes you don't. The guy is just a movie star, he's not an actor... and...

That's why I say "she's pregs" or "she got fucked fat". It is our responsibility as its native speakers to keep the idioms of our language classy.

You're pissed off about multiboxing on a board with it's roots in EQ1? a_skeleton_03 is paying for college with his efreeti farming, bro. don't hate. Take this shit less seriously. All that drama is disappointing, but i'm highly skeptical of any and all internet charity drives to begin...

Along that line those many many CSI-alike shows were getting fucking rotten with the "everything is a fingerprint" We caught the killer because he used elmers glue to glue the doll hair to the shaved dead dogs. But THIS elmers glue had a special glue-chemistry that was ONLY made in... oh...

I saw carrie fischer on Craig's show and barely recognized her. She seems extremely likeable, but damn... if someone told me that was a different woman I would have believed them.

This problem can pretty much be entirely avoided by not sticking your dick in the crazy.

salmon is the official color of satire. /satire is not actually a color.

Maybe yoda was born regular sized, but 600 years ago he had a duel with rick morranis and got honey I shrunk the yoda'd. We just don't know. I NEED TO KNOW.

If you're hitting the uterus, you should be doing porn. Your dick is about a foot long. Maybe she was using a diaphragm? Bruised dick is kinda weird. We still need those before/after pics.

That's why the old Pope has to have his head chopped off by the new Pope. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Because Keg is the type of guy who is willing to go pee on a hooker not for personal sexual gratification but instead simply for the vicarious amusement of his e-bro's. You don't often see it in the modern age, but that is what in times past was called "A Noble Spirit".

Villian. The guy is just homocidal. Every killer has a reason. Usually they're bad reasons. Sometimes they're fairly good reasons. Occasionally they're very good reasons. Being grandiose about your reason doesn't make it justice. It only makes you deranged in a different way. If he's...

Face her, make some noise like you have something important to say, and then go straight for the boobies with both hands. Give her your best Mad Max stare. Fear of rejection: CONFRONTED AND CRUSHED.

I was a druid in EQ1. I tried 3rd person for a lot of things. I was so involved in the 1st person view in eq that almost everything except for avatar of war snare-kiting was actually easier in 1st for me. You learned how to do quick turns to check mob positions and flip right back to...