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  1. Dr.Retarded

    The Accountant 2 (2025)

    I just got done watching it, and you mean to tell me you didn't like his crack team of autistic kids doing surveillance for him!?! It's definitely a way different tone than the first one. There were some fun parts I guess but overall it was pretty forgettable. Let's also not forget Mexican...
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    Alien: Earth

    This. The last 3 films in the franchise have been shit. Yes they might look magnificent and have some nostalgic callbacks, but they're horrible movies compared to the originals, and I'll even lump in the fourth one which is still better than the new ones, and that's saying something. Fourth...
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    Alien: Earth

    This poor bastard is always optimistic, but I enjoy his stuff. I know he praises the new shit because it's content, but whatever.
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    Dracula: A Love Tale

    Maybe I need to open a nice bottle of wine or whiskey and laugh my ass off here in the future. Take a trip down goofy Cinema Lane. Do a double feature!
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    Dracula: A Love Tale

    Isn't that the one that's in space! I think I've seen it, but forgot Coolio was in it. I do remember Gerard Butler being in 2000, and I want to say Wes Craven directed it, a group of us just went and saw it one evening back in college. I think it had a monster magnet video in it. Also...
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    Sinners (2025)

    . Go look at my very first post in the thread.
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    Sinners (2025)

    Magician Daquarius Wick!
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    Dracula: A Love Tale

    Looks watchable on streaming. Definitely some beats from the Francis Ford Coppola film kind of tucked away in there, but just sort of mashed up. I'll end up checking it out at some point, after all, I saw Dracula 2000 in the movie theater! Jesus, that was a stinker.
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    Alien: Earth

    Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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    Alien: Earth

    Ehhhhh...I don't know. It looks alright, and I'll probably watch it, still not hopeful it won't be a retarded turd. Prometheus looked amazing and last stupid movie looked good, but both were really bad. Guess I'm just more curious as to how the hell they're going to weave this into the...
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    A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (2025)

    Now that's a fucking movie I would go back to the theaters for!
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    Mountainhead (2025)

    I've been trying to wrap my head around that couples power play, and the only thing I can think of is Killary is still a big player, and I guess Soros's son is a deviant juice. It's crazy. I don't think the same as we do, and that's probably the problem.
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    A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (2025)

    That's kind of where I am at this point, but that trailer was horrible as was the music, and I'm not real keen on checking it out. Music and movie trailers can be pretty deceptive or bad. Good example was the Antoine fuqua magnificent seven remake he did. I saw the trailer for it and it had...
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    DaggerHeart - the new TTRPG system by Critical Role

    Haha, that's pretty fucked up. I agree with the critical role thing 💯 though. Anytime we ever played, everyone played a male character because we're a bunch of dudes cracking fag jokes during the campaign if the DM made a gay NPC shop keeper or something for a laugh. Never had women play...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Was using up stuff in the fridge and freezer yesterday. Had a big package of beef smoked sausage from HEB that we got on sale, and some pork belly pieces. Ended up making a big pot of red beans and rice, but did a bag of pintos too. I don't know how much it ended up being quantity wise, we've...
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    Gen V

    Yeah the only image comic I was hell bent on was Spawn. And then I guess Mark Sylvestri, if I'm remembering that right, started doing the witchblade and darkness stuff, and I think I've got maybe the first few years of each. Just remember seeing gen 13 on the racks, but never picked it up. I...
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    Gen V

    That's around the time of Witchblade and The Darkness, right? I just remember seeing the Gen 13 comic in the store but never picking one up.
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    The Netflix Thread

    I guess anything for a Netflix payday.
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    Frankenstein

    Yeah, I hope it's good. I just rewatched the I think Hallmark mini series with Alex Newman not too long ago which is pretty good for the budget and production. I mean there have been so many different versions made over the years. There's that crazy Rodger corman one with time travel, the...
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    True Detective

    I enjoyed season 2. Guess I'd rank them in the order they were released, one being best - four the worst. The only one I really hate is four, but even two and three have their moments and were enjoyable. Problem is they just set such a high bar with the first one, kind of hard to top. Maybe...
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    Gen V

    I remember that one. Never bought an issue despite collecting Spawn and a few other image comics. Didn't it have some short redhead girl as the protagonist?
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    True Detective

    A man can dream, right ...
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    Dredd 2 (2026 Confirmed!)

    . I remember watching the first one on HBO when I was a kid, and I think I rented the second from the video store, but I did see the third back in college in the theater. That now is watching the reruns of the show on SciFi. The third one is really bad but I got a soft spot in my heart for...
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    Dredd 2 (2026 Confirmed!)

    It better be the original version where they're from Geist! Edit: it is! I'm going to have to watch it this evening. It's been eons.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

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    True Detective

    I don't know. I have some hope for it, but then again how many times do we get disappointed with Hollywood modern shit. I guess I'll just be hopefully optimistic, but I'm not going to hold my breath. Wonder where we'll go or do with the plot? Maybe they'll lean into hunting down the kiddy...
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    Superman: Legacy (2025)

    Yeah they're definitely along the same game plan movie wise.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I don't even remember what the hell my account information is, but a group of us bought in way back maybe 10 years ago, if not further back. I think I have a Cutlass and a Quark alien ship. Like one of my buddies bought some sort of big pirate siege ship and we all kind of said what the hell...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Good Lord, I didn't even realize this was a thing. How on Earth do they carry whatever insurance required to create such an amazing experience? I mean all we had was just McDonald's playgrounds and ball pits at Chuck e cheese. Probably the most dangerous thing was all metal playgrounds out at...
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    Mickey 17 (2025)

    Seriously, Joker wasn't exactly amazing and I know the second one is supposed to be pretty horrendous. And if you want to watch a movie about a random dude getting revenge with society because it's collapsing, you're probably better off watching Taxi Driver, because it's essentially the same...
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    In the Lost Lands (2025)

    God I watched that turd drunk one evening after sailing the high seas. This movie probably looks worse then it was.
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    Mickey 17 (2025)

    My mistake I thought you were talking about Pattinson not the director. I did watch Parasite maybe a month or so ago for the first time and thought it was pretty great.
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    Mickey 17 (2025)

    Has he really won that many? What the hell were they for? Sorry I don't ever watch the Oscars for obvious reasons.
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    Mickey 17 (2025)

    You ever see High Life or The Lost City of Z. Hell, The Rover and that movie he did with Cronenberg. I think at this point he's made his money and he just takes roles because he wants to. Doesn't necessarily mean they turn out to be great movies, but he's not trying to pump out films like a...
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    Mickey 17 (2025)

    I realized it was on HBO and watched it. It's not a very good movie, but there are parts that I at least thought were entertaining. Like others have said the Trump satire if you even want to call it that was so ham-fisted, all of those scenes were just annoying. I didn't really care about...
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    Daniela Forever (2025)

    Nacho Nigalondo, one of my favorite directors! In all seriousness I'll probably watch this when it comes to streaming. I have lucid dreams pretty much most nights, and it's something I've been talking with my wife about lately. Have always had them since I was a kid, but sometimes they go...
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    The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019)

    Rise from your grave! Just watched this because it's raining outside and had taken an antihistamine, and was going to take a nap, but I surprisingly stayed awake. I thought it was a very fun movie. I even got the super retard strength pay off at the end which sealed the deal. Is it the best...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, I'm just trying to get myself to bite the bullet on a Weber. Only other brand I've been eyeing is a Napoleon. Just trying to figure it out if I want to spend a little bit more and maybe grab one of those, but it's got more of a stupid bells and whistles even though their models are...