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That outfit is not doing McCarthy any favors.

"Marmac since birth" Confirmed headmate

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

I hated it the first time but I enjoyed it a lot more this time. It helps that I use energy weapons this time compared to guns because a fully modded holorifle just wrecks shit. Seriously though fuck that red cloud HP drain on hardcore. Played basically the entire villa portion with about 10...

Dead Money is such a pain in the balls on very hard/hardcore mode. All worth it though once you make it out of the Sierra Madre with all the gold. I might have to play FO3 after this too. Starting to regret not using TTW in the first place. Having a blast again.

TecKnoe, do you feel you have learned your lesson and been rehabilitated?

Sorry Regime bro but your idea wasn't inspiring me. I've done a cowboy play through before so I got bored. So instead I'm playing as a former RobCo? engineer, focusing on science, repair, explosives, and energy weapons. I also have a serious nicotine addiction, chain smoking...

Hit up Phillips seafood buffet. About $35 a head but you can easily make it worth it with the amount of crab you can shovel into your facehole there.

This is what I picture every time I hear about red pill

Oh poor sweet TecKnoe. And here I was thinking you had just about learned your lesson. I was inclined to recommend your release relatively soon but after this lapse in judgement...

This is excellent progress. The patient is so mellowed out he doesn't even know what's happening anymore. Keep this up and you'll shortly earn your parole.

Good morning TecKnoe. How has meditation been treating you?

#REKT

Patient a_skeleton_03 still taking himself too seriously. Exhibits delusions of grandeur envisioning himself as some sort of master troll instead of the off-putting, unfunny, autistic person he portrays himself to be. Much work yet to be done. a_skeleton_03, do you find your "trolling" to be...

Patient hodj, I am proud to present you with your official certificate of non-donkey braindom. You may pick it up in the amod thread upon your exit from this facility. I'd like to thank you for your cooperation and wish you good luck for your future. Toodles, Mario P. Speedwagon, MD

I'm honestly curious what the fuck it is you are doing on the toilet that makes a plastic seat "untrustworthy" or what that has to do with your saggy balls.

Good morning patient. I hope this Monday morning finds you well.

I don't take medical advice from a man that shits with the toilet seat up.

As in all things DBZ related, I'll await keg's review.

Dumar, what does your perfect long term romantic relationship look like?

There aren't different levels of relationship? Are you suggesting that me wanting to fuck some stranger I saw at the grocery store is the same thing as a couple that's been married for 40 years?

Getting her pregnant is probably a good way for her to realize it's a bad idea.

Patient a_skeleton_03 continues to take everything far too seriously. He is under the mistaken impression that this is "funny". Rehabilitation is looking a grim prospect for the patient.

Firm buns and a tight core are the first step to rehabilitation.

Oh my. If "trying to be funny" is why you post the way you do, then the problem is more severe than I ever imagined.

That would be counter-productive dear patient. Taking things seriously is your main problem.

Patient a_skeleton_03, please return to your room.

Excellent. That reminds me, I need to eat. Everything seems in order here patient hodj. I'll get started on your paperwork and we should have you out of here in no time at all.

Fantastic. Do you feel that, given the opportunity, you would be able to respond to a_skeleton_03 no more than 10-15 times before moving on with your life and enjoying a nice leisure activity, such as swimming?

The patient persists in his delusion of having a "job" when clearly no one would hire such an obviously donkey brained individual. Most sad indeed. a_skeleton_03, maybe you should ask your "boss" for some time off. Perhaps even an extra juice box and some sanctioned play time.

Very good. Swimming is an excellent leisure activity. Now for the important question, do you understand that arguing with patient a_skeleton_03 is bad for everybody and that no one should engage him in his particular brand of retard?

Excellent. Your progress is very impressive patient hodj. Now if I were to release you from this facility with your official certificate of not having donkey brains, what you do first?

You really need to relax. Try laying down for a few minutes and thinking of a fun activity you could do, away from the computer.

Patient suggests that he does not have donkey brains and it is, in fact, the man that incarcerated him that is donkey brained. A scandalous accusation that is quite possibly true. Further investigation required. That's very good hodj. Now tell me what you see here.

Patient demonstrates outside the box thinking and a genuine care for satisfying my stomach. This is very good. Now patient hodj, do you feel that you do indeed have donkey brains as administrator Draegan suggests?

a_skeleton_03, are you having a nice weekend?

Patient hodj, should I have a meatball sub or a salami sandwich for lunch? The right choice may earn you an early release.

Draegan, as much as I think you are a faggot, know I am loling right now.

You realize I was joking about the Tanoomba thing right? You were always staying here for at least the weekend. I'm going out now. I'm locking the door behind me. Have a nice weekend a_skeleton_03.

Have a nice weekend a_skeleton_03.