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Please set up your video camera and post the video of the paramedics coming into your house with you unconscious on the floor and your dog licking peanut butter off your dong.

All these fucking OSU fans. Fuck I hate college football.

For real. Apparently making this movie with CGI dinosaurs cost over 5 times more than genetically engineering a real live hybrid monster of a dinosaur would have cost.

Seriously though, everything about this movie, with the exception of dino fights, was just plain awful. Plot was a poorly executed mess, almost every character was completely retarded, and the entire fucking movie was nonsense and clich?s strung together by dinosaurs jumping in out of nowhere to...

I went from a refurb iPhone 3G, not even a 3GS, to an LG G2. Things are better now.

No reason not to use all three. Also you are wrong.

So literally the worst kind of mac and cheese is your favorite? I mean shells and cheese(velveeta) blows kraft horseshit out of the fucking water and its not even that great. You are a broken man.

No you're just a fag. Hope this helps.

I honestly feel bad for people who missed it when it came out. Its hard to explain what made it great and if you didn't play it then, you'll probably never understand. That ship has pretty much sailed. I still have my dreamcast hooked up to a CRT TV with a Shenmue disc in it and I haven't...

I cannot fucking wait to get a blue collar job and make a decent wage for a hard day's work in full 1080p HD. Fuck I love Shenmue.

Just saw this, haven't read the rest of this thread. My review: lol

Were you thinking about your hot cousin?

I love watching dumar hero worship. Its so cute.

Super weiner taster over here. I'll fight you if you try to tell me I can't put spicy chili on my dawgs.

Qbitorrent or deluge.

I was filmed walking through the background of a nationally televised ESPN interview earlier this year.

I'm sure you were twirling your hijab in the streets in celebration of that decision.

Why do you hate freedom?

Never played the DLC but I'd say its worth $5. Nothing too special and the story is meh but if you just want to shoot a fuckload of people stylishly, it'll scratch your itch.

Did you explain to the officer who you were and that you were on official mayoral duty?

Cynical exploitation of the crowd funding platform, using the consumer as a 0% interest loan. But fuck it, SHENMUE III GUYS!

Wow. I knew the answer would be worth asking the question.

Why do you need help maintaining your grip on a snack you eat entirely in one bite?

At last, this feel will come to an end.

I have been a professional forklift driver for the last 13 years. I got this job by bringing a dreamcast, a CRT TV, and a copy of Shenmue 2 to the interview.

ur dead to me bro

Amod, please rickshaw these shitbirds so I can rehabilitate their misguided ways and show them the glory that is SHENMUE.

I can't wait to see cloud cross dressing in 1080p HD.

I SHOULD BUY ONE

Shenmue 3 by Ys Net Kickstarter I've waited 14 years to kill Lan Di. Now I only have to wait like 3 more. FUCK YEAH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Holy fuck you guys better not be fucking with me. Shenmue 3? Like for real?

Its set in Boston right? Tom Brady. Just have to mod in some men's uggs.

Regime why are you not posting pictures of your boner all over this thread?

I didn't watch last year. Pretty upset they are talking about video games now when I tuned in for a Pele interview though.

Has anyone ever cared about a celebrity appearance at a video game presser? How can I buy any EA games after they bore me to death?

Possibly the most boring presentation I've ever watched.

Literally nobody cheering looooool

I turned it on mid-announcement and thought they were announcing a new KotOR