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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    You need to learn to relax. It's after 5PM on Friday. You're lucky I'm even reading this before monday morning.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    a_skeleton_03, remember I said there's almost nothing that can be posted in your rehab thread that will extend your sentence? Unfortunately, Tanoomba coming to your defense is one of those things.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    "When I get around to it"T
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    The containment facility is performing admirably under maximum load.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    I specifically encourage participation from the peanut gallery. This is not one on one therapy, as stated in the official rules.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    A strong start from a_skeleton_03. I appreciate the effort in your participation. Allow me some time to mull this information over.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    The posting of infractions is an important part of the process if you intend to handle your rehabilitation as a trial. Any and all evidence presented by the administration is welcome to the process if you intend contest your sentence instead of accepting it and making an effort at reform. Your...
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    The answer to all those questions is yes. Except reparations. That's Tuco's department and you know how he is.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Supertaster alert.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Patient a_skeleton_03, your room is ready.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    Welcome to the program patient a_skeleton_03. I look forward to treating such an esteemed retard as yourself. If you could please, in your own words, explain why you think you have been placed in my care. Feel free to include the text of the infraction that placed you here and links to posts are...
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    TecKnoe

    I only control patient treatment. I can't account for the actions of these knucklehead guards. Soygen you rascal!
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Dearest a_skeleton_03, you fail to understand how this program functions. I am not aware of why you have been placed in my care. I cannot be everywhere at once and know all the goings on in this community. Since you seem to be confused, let me enlighten you a bit as to how this works. Once I...
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    TecKnoe

    I fear you're only going to exacerbate the situation with regards to the current patient wormie. If you'd like, I'd be happy to accept a PM with any amount of American Inventors inside it to soothe your soul.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    How can you declare our experiment failed when it hasn't even begun yet?
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Desktop Computers

    Mad Catz isn't a good brand. It's the only brand.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Suing has yet to contact me. The patient has to want to get better or no progress can be made.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Can't even navigate the forum. Looks like I have my work cut out for me.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    So it begins.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Are you actually a fat muslim in real life or do you just identify as one?
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    I got married last month. I guess I blew it
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    I'm not judging anything bro. I thought the MGTOW lifestyle entailed a distinct lack of sexual partners and that, combined with a total lack of shame, might lead to some indecent exposure charges.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    How often does your combination of shamelessness and lack of sexual partners lead you to jerking off in public?
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    That the mod that mashes FO3 and F:NV together? I can't handle that, too much game for me. I rarely finish a playthrough on a bethsoft game anyways, I'll have no hope if I do that.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Please contain yourself to the rehab section patient. We try to run a tight retarded ship around here and its the only way we can heal you properly.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    TecKnoe

    Welcome to your new, hopefully temporary, home patient TecKnoe. If you could be so kind as to post the infraction that has landed you in my fine facility, the healing can begin.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    I never use power armor. Shit is lame.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    Thank you for removing that heathen from the sacred temple of shenmue, amod.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Thinking of starting a new vegas play through. Regime, bro, tell me what kind of character to make. Inspire me.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    You are mad as fuck right now. Perhaps you need to play a nice game of lucky hit or spend a few relaxing hours behind the wheel of a forklift.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    The Beer Thread

    This is the best(and only) African beer I've ever had.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Does the size of the dicks matter? This is important.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    pls respond
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    I think it was nullDC last time I looked into it but that was years ago. Dunno if the scene has changed at all.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    The last like 5 times I've gotten fries from McD's they have been total shit. Tasted like salty cardboard. This is from different locations in different states. They used to be great, but I dunno they are fucking awful now.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Dark Souls 3

    I ran past the archers first time np. I didn't even realize it was something that pissed people off until I read about it later. Guess I got lucky.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    10 pizza rolls? I could accidentally inhale 10 pizza rolls and not even notice. Do you do this like 6 times for a meal?
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Somebody who is blacked out can't consent you rape apologizing shitlord.