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  1. Zapatta

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Why did they not ask Cersi for the 50,000 gallons of Wild Fire she has to have made to refill her cellars when they were at Kings Landing trying to strike a bargain? Should be dropping that shit off the back of Dragons into the coming zombie hoard
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Didnt E1S1 first 10 mins when the Rangers found the dismembered Wildlings have their parts and pieces spread out like that too?
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Jon dies? Why not Dani? She has used men since she learned how to give Droggo a blow job. Her redemption arc should be sacrificing herself for the one dude she actually fell for and wasnt just using for his metal and meat swords. She knows now he is the rightful king, her claim is void. And we...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Phoned in and hacky, like JJ Abrams is now writing it, or maybe even Screamfeeder.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    EP2 leaked already
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    HAPPY EASTER

    Nope, to the Romans. Jesus didnt die in April. #stolen holidays
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    link?
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Someone should check to make sure @Woolygimp is ok while we are at it, I miss his presence immensely.
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    I hereby demand the dissolution of this medal commission, the remove of all my medals and the immediate halt to all medals given to me

    If medals were inches on his waist Tuco would be trying to collect them like Pokemons.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    hand cannon? drip a little wild fire in the tube....
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Bonus points if she does it by stealing the face of one of the Night King's honor guard.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Meh Breaking Bad took foreshadowing from a gimmick to an easter egg art form, folks making GoT drop the ball on that shit all the time. The death of Blackfish and of Stannis both take place off screen, it was shocking how lazy they are at dealing with the end of character arcs. Scenes in GoT are...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    On the toilet?
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    So many westerosy smiling all episode, they all looked like HBO gave them a nice salary bump.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    general practice when shipping anything fragile is a box within a box. It would guess youd take the tubes out of a tube amp and triple box those
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    You brown the butter first thats the secret.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    So basically it was in Lucas's deal that Disney they would hire 1 director to fuck up the series worse than him so people would shift their hate finally?
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    The Astronomy Thread

    I have friends who work in the machine shop for university of hawaii astronomy. one of the world leaders in building big telescopes. I have dealt with the a bunch of the actual astronomers working in the dept and up on Mauna Kea. I highly doubt there are any gays ones. every single one I met has...
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    What does it mean?

    Worf means the legacy of Tyen's autism has stained all of us for enternity.
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    As we learned in the thread everyone loves Owls, certainly more than Jail Birds.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    $50 says zero women participated in the fabrication & construction of the telescopes that took the pictures. Software aint shit without the hardware.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    My college astronomy prof was supposed to be on the Challenger but got bumped for the chick. He had a buncha Shuttle tiles he let us play with. We heated them up with a MAP gas torch to glowing orange and you could pick them up with your bare hands. They were basically some hot rodded glass...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Meh, refractory materials (heat shields) are made of specific minerals (silica, alumina) , ocean water is full of minerals that are directly the opposite in properties. Refractory stuff is also usually 'foamed' (expanded) which makes them very vulnerable to fluids. Need to make a big leap in...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    I am now picturing a_skeleton_02 in his off-time wearing a felt hat, tights and a cod piece wandering Renn Faires starting at all the chunky clevage being shoved up thru cinched up peasant girl frocks. Also Mist getting brushed in a stable by a Ferriers son.
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    I actualy know that one...
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    How many boxes does he EQ with? I am guessing Sam Deathwalker has some competition from this fella.
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    I think everyone knows one of those guys. At least its Def Lep and not REO Speedwagon or Triumph.
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    Does he own more Fedoras than Chuk has Newsie Caps?
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    Hawaiian Owls (Pu'eo). They give no fucks. I had one land in front of my truck at night at a stop sign and walk back and forth for 2-3 mins like it wanted me to get out of the car so it could kick my ass. Never seen one daytime like this pic. Edit - he was a solid 20+ inches tall.
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    The ones here are 100% nocturnal, they are fucking sky ninjas, I have had them pass over me within a couple feet and they scare the ever loving fuck out of you because their wings make zero sound. They would circle me and my dog when it was a bitty pup, they were doing the math to see if they...
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    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    I always wanted to get into Falconry but its a major commitment and long fucking process, worse than Bonsai. There is a reason it was mostly practiced by royalty. We have hawks here but they are ultra rare and finding a nest to get an egg to raise is impossible. We have a fuckton of Owls, I just...
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    Hmm sounds like the Poz Loads are finally winning the war.
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    Archery - As a Hobby

    There was that nutjob on Joe Rogan who went hunting Bear with a spear. Takes all kinds. When we bow hunt feral pig we still bring a firearm or 2 in case it decides to aloha snackbar and death charge you on its way to my freezer.
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    Archery - As a Hobby

    I used to shoot quite a bit and hunted feral pig with a bow several times. The state has 1 public range, Japanese monks practice Zen Archery there on week days, amazing to watch. A local club has a private range and a 'course' set up like golf, you walk to a dozen stations and fire from...
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    The internet as it was in 1996

    I was big into BBSs back in mid 80s when the only way to find them was by getting a referral from someone already in, had to use fake or cheap calling cards because free off peak long distance wasnt a thing yet in telcom packages. A friend got my into a local one that was pretty decent, the...
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    Cowboy Bebop

    You'd think after Disney let a guy who didn't like Star Wars direct the film that ruined the franchise by fucking over the original characters teh fans loved, Netflix would not go down the same path. Someone needs to create an Alt-Right Hollywood that wants to make boat loads of money by not...
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    The internet as it was in 1996

    You need to figure out a way to make this page take 30 secs to load if you want authenticity.
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    The Highwaymen (2019)

    This and the Motley Crue film both suffer the same problem, the stories rush to reach their conclusions and have zero hills or turns on the road to get there. Do they not hire writers who do not know how to build a screenplay in acts? There is Almost no tension building. They are more music...