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  1. Zapatta

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Does no one epic x-mas deals anymore? 2 years and no dirt cheap tube amps. Crossing my fingers for the day after sales.
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    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    This isnt college basketball motherfucker. This is serious business.
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    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    The brackets are bullshit. Of the 8 people these 4 get my votes. Picasso3 vs Lanx Tyen vs. Cybsled Lendarios vs. Xequecal Puno vs. Ossoi
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    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

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    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

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    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    Fade in . Large window in a double wide trailer, 2 people animatedly arguing. A person outside stares curiously in the window. Pan to a door marked FOH, pan down to a Welcome mat, pan back to door, a hand knocks. Homosexual male with a Swastika on his shirt invites the voyeur in. Pan down a...
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    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    Needs to have a Pan over to two small children calling an old geezer in a wheel chair Daddy!
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    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    We really need to know what the studio has for resources. A mule attacking the groin of a guy in an Indians Ball Cap needs to happen.
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    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 2

    WTF, I thought I was universally loved by one and all. I would be hurt if I recognized any of the names who voted for me.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Former Teacher Pleads Guilty to Having Sex with Student in a Barn Smoking hot 27 yr old buys 14 yr old weed and fucks his brains out because she is getting a divorce.
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    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Tuco vs. Picasso3 Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet Tyen vs. pharmakos Cybsled vs. Lunis gshurik vs. Lendarios Xequecal vs. Maul Punko vs. Screamfeeder Foler vs. Ossoi
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    Fallout 76

    I will for sure, after its the game of the year edition on steam and a flash sale. I usually wait the 12-15 months for them to fix their bug riddled garbage before I pick up one of their titles.
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    Fallout 76

    They thought shit tier chinese made bags were gonna be expensive? Giving everyone a free credit fraud report service for a year outta humble them.
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    Watership Down

    Its important to scare children with books and films. You should be very afraid of Flying Monkeys and Kid Catchers as a child. You need to be warned and prepared for that shit when it comes a knocking.
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    Watership Down

    Might as well say you are going to remake Lord of the Flies and have none of the kids die. You'd think the folks who have their own platform and no MPAA to answer to, would use that position to take some risks and push the envelope a little. Netflix has always made bad decisions about content...
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    Captain Marvel (2019)

    HAHAHAHA Looks like Disney had Funny or Die scrub the short film 'The Babysitter' with Brie Larson before she became becomes a super hero role model. #MeToo & #believeallwomen faggots would have went apeshit. And her new found feminist street cred she was spouting who go up in smoke. Luckily...
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    Captain Marvel (2019)

    DP,
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Former High School Teacher Sentenced For Sexually Abusing Her 15-Year-Old Student - Breaking911
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    And then Tom Hanks gets a few years of Fedor posts and browsing Screenshots and this happens.
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    @a_skeleton_03 ITT
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    Since @Lanx was brought up more than once as an entry, I wanted to make sure it wasnt just us being biased .... Harvard Rated Asian-American Applicants Lower on Personality Traits, Suit Says
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    @Foler needs a medal at the very least, a forum vet who tapped out that fast? Gotta be a record. I think @Lithose called him Al Bundy for trying to relive his mediocreness.
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    Nah, but I might deserve it for White Knighting @Lanx.
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    Weird that he had all that money but only furnished his house with a box fan and a futon with no frame. Anyone have those pics of his lair? It was Season 1 True Detective Florida depressing.
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    Woolygimp should get the Lifetime Achievement like they do at the Oscars, not the annual.
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    A Celebration of THOTS.

    Most guys do.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Errf never should have gone down the Ukulele rabbit hole for @Harshaw, now I want.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Fender Ukulele's: Mino'Aka - Concert $80, Piha'eu Soprano $55 & More + Free Shipping
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    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    Hawaii Costcos are now carrying the liquid version, 2 24oz bottles for the price of a single 32 on amazon. Pro-Tip. Shower with peppermint and then immediately slip into a tub, its like you climbed into liquid nitrogen.
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    What happened to Trex?

    Welp that just stopped me from having my 5th turkey sandwich today.
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    What happened to Trex?

    Not even a a pair of big ol Ds could stop that beak from face planting.
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    What happened to Trex?

    There was somthing about sucking dust from dormant dong for ducats IIRC.
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    What happened to Trex?

    last I heard was she is the Megan Fox of some old folks home.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Cant really go wrong with even the cheapest POS Uke as long as it is wood not plastic. You can literally make them out of an old wooden cigar box and they sound good. If you are going to be Jake Shimabukuro then you buy a $800-1500 Kamaka. Kamaka Ukulele
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    The Machinist

    I remember the very first days of plasma cutting when you had to ignite them with an oxy / ac torch, feed them a ton of oxygen under high pressure and they cut about as accurately as a fire hose and were only good for heavy duty demo. Now for $1000 you get a surgical tool with accurate power on...
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    What happened to Trex?

    This forum is not like riding a bike, if you let your shit posting-peering slack in the off season you dont have the cardio and callouses to hit the ground running and stay with the pack. He should have stretched and did some warms ups so he didnt pull a hammy in the first corner.
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    Home Improvement

    Cheap easy effective pesticide that is kid & pet safe is dilute Borax (boric acid) in water and hook it up to a garden sprayer. Also way cheaper than Roach Powders which are just a more concentrated version of boric acid.
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    Home Improvement

    Commonly available, works well enough, can take more than one application. On verticles I staturate a paper towel with it and 'wall paper' over the worst areas to let to park on the surface without draining down the wall. Because it isnt super aggressive (non-damaging) it can take multiple...
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    What did you just read?

    His claim during trial was he was one of several admins of the site, which is probably true because he didnt know fuck all about coding / web building. He was in it for the political / libertarian economic philosophy, and was not the DPR account user who the feds entrapped with murder for hire...
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    What did you just read?

    Hmm sounds like it was written from the LEO POV, doesnt match the stories he made in his defense or that of some of the docs about it.