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  1. Zapatta

    What did you just read?

    Any good? I followed a lot of the Ross Ulbretch stuff as it was happening, it seemed to me guilty or not he got railroaded by fed judges? The cyber feds who were tracking him down stole a fuck ton of bit coin that was never recovered last I knew and is probably worth millions now. Mind doing a...
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    Judge my kid's ability to draw

    The real punchline will be when the kid learns to draw conclusions, figures out both his parents are worthless, joins the ROTC and learns to become an adult from people who arent attention whoring drama queens who hand more dirty laundry in public than Wu from Deadwood.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Seems like the standardized sizing to US now. The drop down lists waist sizes in inches now, it used to be a chart in the pics that you had to cross reference. The first ones I bought years ago were sized small I think recent ones I bought are now labeled M, same size. Edit- just for you I...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    When you miniaturize your equipment with outside T, you probably dont need as sturdy a cage to hold back the beast.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Never did get my last years Black Friday super deal on a little Tube Amp. If anyone sees something pop up tag me, please and thank you.
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    You just won $1.6 billion!

    Buy MMORPG.com and use it to buy firesofheaven.org, install MMORPG.com eyestabbing AIDS banner ads under every post on this site. Get a super annoying attention whore 4/10 B-cup GF and give her mods powers.
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    P-Did's baby momma dead.

    Is this a @trex memorial thread?
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    Altered Carbon

    Netflix is making Altered Carbon and Pacific Rim animes
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Pro-tip : make sure you are diligent with closing the garage door correctly or you will find that all that directional support has focused the head into a position where your jeans are now sawing off the tip. You'll only make that mistake once.
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    Man rapes 4 dudes with his butthole.

    Wakiki is loaded with street walkers, they are top tier hookers, expensive $400-500+. 20% you are talking to an undercover and will get busted. Those are for tourists and are White chicks. Locals hit up massage parlors, there are probably 50-80 running at any given time, protected by police...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    yeah if you have a physical job, not having to shift your junk and not having your balls stewing in their own gravy all day is worth the price of admission. They go on sale 3-4X a year on amazon. Their tank tops are good too. Any thing they make Micro-Modal or Bamboo is good stuff. Fuckers at...
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    Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

    Guessing this is a Disney PG-13 version just like the NWA movie was? I love me some Queen. but pass.
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    Man rapes 4 dudes with his butthole.

    His story is legit, the only $5 blow jobs you will find in Hawaii are from Trannys. We are a tourist destination, especially for Japanese so hooker prices are some of the highest in the nation. Also pimp stables here are full of tall chicks. Japs want to do what that cant at home, climb the...
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    RIP Anthony Bourdain

    Was binge watching old No Reservations with the GF over the weekend. Lotta weird things you pick up on now since he killed himself. More than a few episodes he is obviously depressed and pretty salty about having to shoot scenes. There was a weird one I caught, he was helping carry a barrel out...
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    R.I.P. Stan Lee

    Thats sucks. A vibrant man til the end. probably for best the, I expect Disney to ruin Marvel like they have Star Wars within the next couple years. He wont have to see it. I hope they at least CGI in his 1 cameo per flick.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I think I am in for $40 in the very early days, filtered all their emails to spam a long while ago. I forgot we even had an active thread for it.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Its not a dick hole, its a Dick Holster. And they take a day to get used to.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    3-part system, the body + magical breathable pouch for your nuts + a snorkel to put your wang, you have to get used to 'loading' them at first but you get the hang of it on day 2.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    It's not just dick hole, there is a ball cradle. It's a 3 tier habitrail.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Amazon is nerfing their links, if you go to early black friday its a featured brand and on sale for $20. I bought another 9 pairs. I have 6 in rotation atm and 3 more unopened. Literally hate life if a pair doesnt make it into the laundry and I have to wear randos for the day.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    On sale for the next 12 HR. These are life changing. I will never wear anything else ever in my life. Its like have having your junk stored in an egg crate made of angel kisses. Two car garage with one space for the frank and another for the beans. Also best piss door system evah. Makes your...
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    Millie Was an Inside Job

    a_skeleton_03 thread, derails into Piss Talk? Color me surprised.
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    Making a Murderer (Netflix) - New info

    INB4 this becomes a Flat Earth thread.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    You just won $1.6 billion!

    The fact not a single person here said, hire 4 different martial arts masters, train 16 hrs a day for 5 yrs and then become a vigilante crime fighter, has made me kinda sad about our world.
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    You just won $1.6 billion!

    Pay poor South American Browns to walk a thousand miles to our border and yell 'Lock Her Up'.
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    The Machinist

    I do a lot of architectural parts. I was fooling around with Products - Aspire problem is the trial version only lets you cut samples, it wont let you cut anything you have drawn, so I have no clue who well it works. Price tag is affordable-ish.
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    The Machinist

    New Autocad keys were about $10K. I would always buy 2-5 yr old versions for $200-500. Fusion 360 sub was $25 / month for early adopters, I think it's $50 regular price.
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    The Machinist

    welp the upside of 360 is it is cloud based subscription. So its a lot more affordable to more people. No more dropping $3-4K for an Autocad key. But having your designs stored on ADs cloud server sounds like a good way to get your work stolen if its proprietary. I am guessing they want in on...
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    The Machinist

    I havent played with Autodesk's Fusion 360 yet, but I am told it is very similar to drawing in Solidworks.
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    The Machinist

    that is an oddly specific machine. what the fuck would you use it for other than cutting key ways? Also a horizontal mill is more versatile than that thing and can do its job.
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    Captain Marvel (2019)

    You are decide to bite someones style and you go with Avril Levine? /cringe.
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    The Your Band Sucks thread

    Well to tie into the music derail. I would say The Misfits song 'Bullet' would be an appropriate piece of music to go with that pic. one foot in politics, should be safe from inc deletion / moved.
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    The Your Band Sucks thread

    The graveyard shift does a lot of meth because the supervisors dont come in this early.
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    PoundMeToo: Self Defense VS Xhes, Xhers, and Attack Helicopters

    I'll just leave this here. I bet that clip still gets the panties soaked.
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    Remakes you wouldn't mind

    Flower and Snake. It has been re-made once already, but I think they should just pump one out every few months.
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    Poll Should Janet’s crotch spawn be allowed to fly.

    If you arent passed out cold from lack of sleep and an excess of alcohol you are doing it wrong. The plane could go down in the ocean or slam into a government building and I would never know.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Lack of Bruce Willis driving by in a Drill-Mobile is a bit disappointing.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Asteroid Shaped Like A Skull To Pass Earth On Halloween