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  1. Zapatta

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I cant remember my Alton Brown but I want to say the fresher the egg the harder to peel, but I might have that backwards.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Shock your boiled eggs in an ice bath next time, the shells fall right off when peeling them.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Smoke some cheese broseph, I buy blocks of sharp Tillamook from Costco, smoke em and make Sourdough Grilled Cheezez with a Sriracha Catsup.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Huh? They are a classic, wanna blow your socks off make Egg Salad with them and drop some bacon in that sandwich. Smoking your own cheddar is epic as well.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Corman was a genius. Google actors / directors who got their start working for him, its the whos who in Hollywood Cinema. Corman is famous for never once making a film that lost money. No one in HW has his track record. Who doesnt love the original Death Race.
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    RIP Anthony Bourdain

    #HeToo
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Is it going to have a bunch of women who are always right telling all the men how stupid they are?
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    The problem at its core it they know Lucas always stole from old movies, Kurosawa for lightsabres and Jedi. Hughes dog fights in Hell's Angels for space battles etc. Disney tried to go to those same wells but didnt know how to put it thru the SW lens. They literally reenacted the allies bombing...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    INB4
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I actually enjoyed Rogue One for the most part, and Solo was not nearly as bad as I expected. The third trilogy stuff is sewage and whoever signed off on those scripts should be shit canned.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I saw them make Luke into an even more of a Not-Jedi than Hayden Christiansen, but honestly most of the film was a foggy blur because my eyes rolled so hard after watching a WW2 bombing run happen in zero-g I think I actually sprained my occular nerves. Every $200K Sci-Fi film Roger Corman ever...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I made it to 50 minutes. If it was a theater I'd have asked for my money back at the 20 min mark.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I am trying to watch this right now for the first time, it's an endless stream of used pampers baking in a car trunk in the summer sun. It's ratio of SW to Disney is coming in around 8/92. Their take on John Carter was better than this and that movie almost ruined the studio. If they didn't have...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Difficult Conversations with Family

    I have a feeling that if assisted suicide were legal, my father would have offed himself by now. He is an overly proud man, but when he gets a rare moment of clarity and admits he has lost all of his faculties he looks very scared and pained. He also has emphysema and quit smoking 12-15 yrs ago...
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    Difficult Conversations with Family

    I am starting to see evidence of this in my mom. Her side of the family has zero incidents. https://www.webmd.com/alzheimers/news/20110513/alzheimers-caregivers-may-be-at-risk-for-dementia#1 Fucking shit is contagious.
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    Difficult Conversations with Family

    My father has really bad dementia / alzheimers manifesting in severe mood disorder, bi-polary, a lot of aggression. He has some nerve related shit tied to it so he cant walk well even tho physically all his parts work. He was always an asshole but he's got a fuel injected turbo charging...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    What's good for the Goose .... High School Volleyball Coach Arrested For Having Sex With Multiple 17-Year-Old Students - Breaking911
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Is that in reference to the Mike Pence Horse Cock quote?
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Jesus Christ, I make one 80s movie reference ....
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    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    Almost all traditional soaps are made from some sort of Fat. Milk, Olive Oil, Tallow. Let's not forget Fight Club where they were making it from human liposuction fat.
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    RIP Art Bell

    FUUUUUUUUuuuuu. Well no surprise Art was high as fuck. Sad. A couple Saturdays ago I accidentally discovered that local AM radio is now playing re-runs of classic C2C episodes, I was pretty pumped it made my day.
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    Scenes from movies you didn't like that stuck with you

    Best opening scene of any film ever, and the whole rest of the movie is pure garbage. If you listen to the director's commentary of that scene is based on his RL, they punched out the girlfriends when they knew they were going to get mobbed.
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    Smartphones

    wrong thread
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    Smartphones

    Yeah Barry is in no way a Muslim .... Obama race baiting on demand.
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    huh? you need water AND proteins for life last I knew. You can encounter sterile water in a lot of places, it occurs naturally on earth.
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    Thinking outside of the Box

    The mechanical aptitude and hallucinogens are the key, not kidding. Smoking weed probably also doesnt hurt. A stoner learns to make a Bong out of any four things in a room. Also a lot of creativity is about finding new applications for existing techniques. I alot of construction is about...
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    the real question is it sturdy enough to re-form a Tootsie Roll. If so I am in for one. The fun that could be had walking my dog and getting stink eye while I pick up her shit from someone yard would be a game changer.
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    Hawaii

    Oahu is a tourist trap shit hole now. If you are in the state take a couple extra days, fly to the Big Island rent a car and go see the Volcano spewing lava into the ocean. It's a religious experience. Video does nothing to convey the majesty and power of Madame Pele.
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    Hot Deals

    I used to love me some Slick Deals but its poorly curated lately. Half the shit is expired / sold out on the splash page. You have to camp the forum section to find the best stuff.
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    Hot Deals

    I use to farm the shit out of prime day. I would get high thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and quadruple thick jumbo spa towels every year. Now they are selling garbage microfiber sheets, who the fuck sleeps on plastic sheets but bedwetters?
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    Hot Deals

    Prime day this year was gay. It was just a bunch of lightning deal level garbage. Amazon isnt trying to corner the market now that it is on top.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    @Tuco beating on heated steel without eye protection really says a lot about his situational awareness and explains a lot of his retarded posting in the /pol thread. Also learn to hold a hammer, choking up on the handle is how kids and rookies swing a sledge. Sleeping bag sound proofing on the...
  35. Zapatta

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    dude how do you think they make that pound of msg? its scraped from the dirty ceilings of Chinese restaurants.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    the truest umami comes from the earthy flavors of dirty grease falling off of filthy ceiling tiles.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There is a hole in the wall I used to go to that only made one thing. Cold Soba noodles with Cold Ginger Chicken. An insanely refreshing dinner on hot summer nights. No one did Ginger Chicken as well as they did, it's super labor intensive to do it for real. Sucks when it has chicken fat jello...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Chinese chicken feet are fucking amazing if you can handle the texture.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I look for dirty shitholes with no white people for soups, they are usually making something very specific to their home village. I went to some chinese dump a couple days ago and ordered 'chicken noodle soup' it was rich, salty, fatty oil slick broth with half a fried chicken and unstuffed won...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My new thing is a Pho place I found that makes an insanely spicey soup base, very unusual since most Pho is super delicate, cinnamon, basil and mint and other faggot flavors. Hard to find Viet restaurants that bring the heat, but ones who do, damn they layer so much flavor. HnnnnnnGGGgghhh