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  1. Zapatta

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I max out a scotch bonnet, and boonie peppers. Ghost peppers bring no joy to Mudville.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Szechuan Hot, is mostly pure heat not a ton of flavor. Hell they probably are making Chilli Crabs out of ones that have been spoiled for a week, you would never fucking know. You think you can blame your sore tummy on bad shellfish after eating 2 lbs of fried szechuan peppers? Thai and...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I was trying to do the northern Chinese chilli crabs, I could put away 3-4 before my body started going into shock, everyone else was ordering a second or third plate. The chefs frying those things in a wok have to wear a respirator or they end up inhaling CS gas.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Once again SJWs are fucking racist. Find me a Korean, Thai or Vietnamese girl who cant handle more scovilles than an average US male.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Geezus Christ Bitch, Jordan Peterson's Rules for Life NUMERO UNO.
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    Bicycling

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    RoboCop Returns

    I want a Peter Weller Robocop to shoot people in the face and then do a few ancient history fun facts before going to his next target.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    We are all fucked, they are working on their ground game.
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    Spend an hour with anyone - who?

    I would have to go with the best of our era, the paragons who walked the earth in my lifetime, men who others naturally followed because of their super human abilities and achievements . @Woolygimp or @Mippo.
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    Spend an hour with anyone - who?

    wrong thread ....
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Google is thinking about getting into gaming, big time

    +1 for Google never finishes 90% of the mega ideas they start. I tend to think they make these announcements to abuse their clout and make a little cash for execs hedging against competing companies stocks that dip that day.
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    107 Worthless Posts

    Is this why Hodj has all that anger?
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    Vinne paul dead

    INB4 Fentanyl.
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    Brando is hilariously bitter. How long till he takes it to Ol Scratch levels of stupid? I am guessing not long at all.
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    @a_skeleton_02 please edit this thread name to 'Dunking on tards goes here now, Please keep the Politics thread free of Stupid'
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    I think Im going to like this place...

    So a Jeffellys who got a hold of some 4/10 nudes?
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    Is this is the kind of top tier political exchanges you are trying to keep from being derailed by twitter links?
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    In all candor, I read the pol thread to get the news of the day. And I drop in bits of news I find interesting not yet added. I could care less about the debate portion because politics it is out of the hands of citizens once you cast your vote (for the most part). Watching the same tards...
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    Oh dont try back pedaling now, this was a personal attack on my contributions to the community. You can't un-ring that bell SIR!
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    This revelation that my shitposting is not universally enjoyed and celebrated has shaken my being to the core. I may have to take a hiatus and do some serious soul searching. Geez just when you think you are on top of the world, some motherfucker has to try and push you off .....
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    Wait a second. You are saying @MusicForFish is a more valuable political poster than me? WTF man! My like farming in the pol thread is the only thing I have going for me in life! Son-of-a-bitch! I miss @AngryGerbil as amod, he at least was classy enough to ban me.
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    I wish your feeling on this point were made before voting started.
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    Hey Fuck You! I dont tell you how to post!
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    I think Im going to like this place...

    This is 2018 not 1998. @Sharona you need to drop 1080p vid of you taking a mini-van sized BBC for the internetz to give you any fucks at this arc in the timeline. Days of Cybering for PP is long gone for the olds fucks here. Nobody has given out painkillers and Xboxes in many many moons.
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    I dont know what I just +1'd but using white nationalists to fight liberal racism sounds like a worthy cause.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    You were gonna step in it either way, that Lucas pile would never wash off.
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    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    Not a bar but, for giggles I bought some hippy-dippy socialist magic mushroom eater hemp oil / tea tree oil soap on an Amazon lightning deal. I would have never guessed but its been a life changer. Castile Soaps are oil based so you arent drying out your skin / hair. I do all body with it and...
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Without using GIS I am gonna guess Kelly Preston?? edit- nm you said 2005... I was stuck in 80s titty mode.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Time to stop being mad at Disney .... George Lucas reveals his plan for Star Wars 7 through 9—and it was awful
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Still holds up. The little brother is fucking awesome.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    You'll thank me in Oct when you are deciding on Halloween costumes. For many a boy this moment was THE best PG-13 moment of their lives. (No black bars in the film.) Google her boobs as I said she had an epic set.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    More proof we are living in the matrix. @Vanessa looks like the spitting image of Joyce Hyser. Who if you are an 80s kid, you might remember from the gender bender movie .... Joyce had epic tits as well.
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    I think Im going to like this place...

    Does it look a little something like this? How To Build Your Own Lawn Chair Hovercraft
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    I think Im going to like this place...

    Instead of asking the hackneyed question 'Beatles or Stones' of our newest member, I'll change it up to 'HPV or Hep C' ?
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    RIP Anthony Bourdain

    Doubt he was still on Chantix, he supposedly quit smoking a while ago. Hell the last half of a Chantix cycle is mostly a sugar pill IIRC. That shit gives you insanely vivid dreams that you remember to every detail. He also claimed he only drank on the show. He said his house was dry and he...
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    RIP Bourdain

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    RIP Bourdain

    One of the happiest days in my life was when she did Playboy. Being married to a high end Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon didnt hurt her one bit.