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  1. Zapatta

    I'm calling you out!

    That would be Hep C, now you can fuck Pam Anderson without a condom, or Tommy Lee, your choice.
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    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    Mist is a dyke Dilbert, except less funny which is almost impossible.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Waiting on a price drop. Luthier is legit, not some backyard guy, does amp work too. Never met the guy but was referred to me. Curious what he would charge to add an effects loop in a orange micro terror. micro dark sounded like shit to me, but has a loop.
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    They are gonna schedule that shit soon from what some greenhouse guys i know were telling me. Grab a bush now and plant it before the Gov takes that shit off the market.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Been eyeing the Classic Vibe Tele. Ebay / Amazon were holding steady at $400, local is $445. today Amazon dropped to $380. How much of a set up is it gonna need is the China QC unreliable? full blown legit luthier fret dressed nine yards set up was quoted $65.
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    Genghis Khan Series - Historical Fiction

    This series is pure crack coming out of a faucet, no pauses no lags, just keeps moving.
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    I'm calling you out!

    He probably has to send it reports to the CDC to monitor the spread of faggotry.
  8. Zapatta

    I'm calling you out!

    'llI stick with my Narcissism and Paranoia. It's kept me safe and super awesome so far.
  9. Zapatta

    I'm calling you out!

    yes but I dont click other people shit to see whos licking their balls. I only care whos licking mine .....
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    I'm calling you out!

    Hmmm you seem to have an extensive knowledge of who/what Tolan gets tagged with. Your a_skeleton_03 account is uncharacteristically silent for very long stretches .....
  11. Zapatta

    ScreamCo Salt Mining Inc

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    ScreamCo Salt Mining Inc

    I used to think that people who jerked off with a belt around their neck were weird motherfuckers, then I came to this thread and saw there are much stranger ways a person can get jollies.
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    I'm calling you out!

    Oh shit didn't realize this was a screenshot thread, so oblig ....
  14. Zapatta

    I'm calling you out!

    So this where people sign up for the under card of the @kegkilla v. @Screamfeeder fight in Cali? What are we calling that fracas? 'The Tussle of the Rustled" ? Work with me.
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    Consensus Got Fired

    It is actually now a super critical job. When I have a problem with my banking or my insurance those motherfuckers handle that shit immediately and superbly, if they didn't I would fuck right off and find a company that did. Shitty CS is tanking companies. If I can't get a CS answer because...
  16. Zapatta

    Consensus Got Fired

    Not for more than a decade. We are down to 5th. And I am sure microsecond stock trading is doing most of our heavy lifting. These Are the Most Productive Countries in the World
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    Consensus Got Fired

    I could care less what anyone does for a living as long as they take pride in it and show some kind of enthusiasm / hustle. If you work in whatever field and spend your 8 hrs / day trying to avoid your responsibilities and all your energy is invested not getting caught fucking off /...
  18. Zapatta

    Consensus Got Fired

    Have fun paying someone else's mortgage. Your kids will be living high on inheriting your cleaning deposit.
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    Consensus Got Fired

    IF you could afford a house you might find out the crazy money a plumber charges to do something simple. I haven't had to pay a plumber to work on any of the 3 houses I own.
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    Consensus Got Fired

    AM & PM paper routes at 12-14. Work permit at 15. 15-18 summers / week ends carpenter helper / plumbers helper. High school washed dishes week nights. Bought my first truck at 16. 18 apprentice carpenter, 20 apprentice plumber. Did night school community college 19-21 (paid my own tuition)...
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    Home Improvement

    Those $15-20 nylon backpacking hammocks are surprisingly comfy, give me one of those and beer and I am out like a light in 10 mins. Then again I can fall asleep almost anywhere. I have the Hicks from Aliens gene.
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    Consensus Got Fired

    Cheer up @consensus , this thread proves Tyen has manned more dead-end gigs than you ever could, and has been a shitshow at all of them. Even if you never touch a girl, don't knock up a swamp donkey and you will have out done him in life by lightyears.
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    Consensus Got Fired

    That could be said about every drone at a Best Buy or Home Depot, etc. Did they cover NOT scratching game cards in your job training? Betting they never expressly told you not to and made you aware it was a fire-able offense.
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    Poll Would you play this?

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    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    I think Draegan should be eligible for a fisting from someone wearing novelty boxing gloves.
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    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Is Draegan an asshat? I thought he was a Cunt Bag.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    I am kinda bummed, I waited for the chute to open and the bull to come out ...... the ride was so fucking short before the rodeo clowns came out. I feel fucking gipped. There were Tyson fights that lasted longer.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    If it will keep Scream in there, I will hold his hand and keep him safe in the showers. He seems to be an authority on toilet wine, it could be educational for me.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    I do find it ironic that Keg in his long and storied career never bitched about any of the spankings and time outs he was given beyond a 'pussy' retort. Yet he leads the Free Mumia Abu Jamal movement anytime one pops up. I know its all just pot stirring shenanigans, but I think they real PUSSY...
  30. Zapatta

    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    I am sure Scream has enough blow and liquor to ride it out so he can immediately fling even more shit and get tossed again. I am sure he is just waiting for the gun to go off.
  31. Zapatta

    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    The only thing those two are fighting are their homosexual urges.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    Pic not legit, subject has shoes circa 1990
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    All you asians have to Pearl Harbor everything don't you?
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    We should have thought ahead and tied it to the Super Bowl.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    I can picture Scream wringing that sponge out into his waiting mouth, I am guessing he has a strong scat fetish as well.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    That goes counter to Screams goals, he wants 30 days of people debating about his legitimacy. You really want to deny him all that attention he craves? Plants crave Brawndo.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    This thread is gay. Getting shawed is a joke of a punishment, it's a badge of honor farmed by pure determination. We can always count on Keg to run with this flag every single time for low effort pot stirring. Wake me up when someone actually gets IP banned.