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  1. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    If you are going full baller, build a Murphy Bed in the wall in case the wife gets mad and you have to lay low, or you wanna sneak fuck her sister one night.
  2. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Also you might ask your electrician to run one GFI outlet on the outside of your man hut. It will come in handy later, hell you can put x-mas light up on it next yr.
  3. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    I shoot pics of all plumbing and wiring before I insulate / close walls so I know whats what later on if there is a problem
  4. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Pro-Tip. set a tape measure on the bottom plate of the stud walls and shoot a couple quick picks so when it time to do shelves etc. you know where the studs are to screw to. also have the carpenter run a nice 4x4 block mid ceiling in case you want a ceiling fan.
  5. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    good man. its cheap fast and easy and makes a huge difference. Depending on climate lotta folks dont bother.
  6. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    you insulating this thing?
  7. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    you re in good shape, framing looks legit, its a cute little office. My only question is what are the local rules for distance of roof eaves to a property line. I have had to clip back roof line from houses that built too close to their neighbors.
  8. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    I would like to see some hurricane clips tying that kite of a roof to your walls @Hatorade
  9. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Old days we used to run diagonal blocks, now nostly I see people skin one wall with 3/4 cdx ply adhesive and screws to make a shear wall (expensive), or they run galvanized straps diagonal corner to corner (cheap) Faster to set up chop saw and clip blocking than notch the whole wall. I am no...
  10. Zapatta

    Grimnoir Chronicles

    I will keep going on the MHI series at some point, but I started Iggluden's Khan series last night at 9PM, next thing I knew it was 3 AM and I had to force myself to put it down and get some sleep. Those books have zero lulls or pauses, shit is high-test crack.
  11. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    After seeing the RSI business model, Curt Schilling must be just kicking himself so hard and crying himself to sleep nightly.
  12. Zapatta

    Grimnoir Chronicles

    Just finished book 1. Errf the love interest / romance angle was painful to read. Written like the author has never met a human female ....
  13. Zapatta

    Pornhub’s 2016 Year in Review - Do you jerk off correctly?

    Question now is UK gonna lose it's standing now that Sharia Law controls what they can fap to. These are the sexual acts which are about to be banned from porn in the UK Irony is Brits are famous for their love of spanking and paddling.
  14. Zapatta

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    American Gods

    If you haven't been there in a long time you'd be surprised how it's changed. They have added 3-4 more buildings because the massive amount of crap they added. It's set up as a switchback snake run now and it's single file one direction. There are warning signs in the beginning tell you the...
  16. Zapatta

    American Gods

    Having been to House on the Rock in WI a few times, I am wondering if they will actually film there or recreate it on a sound stage / digital. Its a fucking crazy place packed to the rafters with junk, no clue how a camera crew and lights would fight in the fucking place. It was fucking eerie...
  17. Zapatta

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    We need pics of all the board fatties with ugly wangs to pick a proxy.
  18. Zapatta

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    I was thinking it should be on a log spanning a pool of blue sauce collected from recently used port-a-pottys.
  19. Zapatta

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    I wanna say Camerous? (sp) but it was long ago. I meant Captain Coathanger a.k.a Wizardhwak
  20. Zapatta

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    Long ago on a board far far away @zombiewizardhawk 's methed skinny ass was supposed to take on an obese blubber pile who name escapes me and has since vanished. Who is maxing out the scales on this board? An Invisible Force needs to meet an Immovable object.
  21. Zapatta

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    Every prize fight needs a purse. Whats the reward for victory? Massage Gift certificate at Tri-State Tori's?
  22. Zapatta

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    We need to have @Johnny53 to put the best of his stable in as Ring Girls. Class this thing up to the level of the board.
  23. Zapatta

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    @a_skeleton_03. Can you set up an offshore bookmaker deal to start taking wagers? And we will need a live streaming app PVP thingy on the splash page of FoH.
  24. Zapatta

    Megyn Kelly leaving Fox News

    I think it's her smug cuntyness that makes everyone want to hate fuck her asshole till the ring snaps. Than again that might just be me.
  25. Zapatta

    Megyn Kelly leaving Fox News

    I am guessing NBC won't let Kelly dress like she is going to prom every night. I expected her to come out with a homecoming sash and a tiara at some point. in her defense that applies to every chick on air at FN
  26. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Oh it can be done, but any contractor in the world when asked to build an 8 x 16 building is going to by the outside. Having the interior be those dimensions is a very, very unusual request. Hator is never gonna miss those 8 inches on the inside, no one ever does. Unless he is trying to store...
  27. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Yeah I will epoxy a couple runs of the flooring side by side and rip a couple strips and glue them on the under side perimeter so I can run a router around top and bottom to 'bullnose' it. I hate MDF, its garbage, I buy milled paint ready poplar for trim. More spendy but its wood and can...
  28. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Thats how it goes, building materials come in increments of 8 feet. You would have to do all kind of funky cuts and a ton of waste to go 8 feet 8 inches to wrap the outside. Anything off the shelf you install in the interior was taken that math into account.
  29. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Super common, tapers will tell you a drywall finish is smooth not flat. Wood framing always has big anomalies as well. If you want super straight flat walls you have to frame with steel and run 12-16 ft board 5/8in or better w/ no but joints. Only time you see that is when its a commercial...
  30. Zapatta

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    Enjoy it now, when they raise the minimum wage to $14 / hr. your $19.23 is gonna feel pretty sad.
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    Thank you, Fires of Heaven

    I dont think its a coicidence that I revealed the world is covered in Golden Rectangles and Fibonacci Spirals and the very next day Mr. Austism nopes the fuck out. Guess i'll start firing strobes at Epileptics next.
  32. Zapatta

    FoH Hot Body Contest 2017

    Can we get some side bets going? Like the number of tube socks that will be stuffed in Kegs drawers for his pic? I am going with 2.
  33. Zapatta

    No pussyshit Politics

    Hmm let the the Clinton Foundation run hog wild for years? Yup I can see a reason to fire all those people and close the doors.
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    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    I really think @Mist should become a full blown Buddhist. It really can change the thought patterns of miserable people. It helps you understand that all existence is at it's core endless suffering. If you follow the eight fold path some of that suffering can be lessened. Mist needs to go whole...
  35. Zapatta

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Continuing my search. I am looking at this Fender Triple Telecaster Guitar. And I would totally pull the trigger but a Black on Black Tele is meh and fat C neck doesn't thrill me either. The price tag is stupid cheap tho, but that means they aren't moving I am guessing.