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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    You mean the communications or the killing of real visitors? Other than summoning sponsored gods, We don't know of any way a visitor can be killed on any floor but the 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th, 15th, and 18th.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Wait, we got la flama blanca? It aint no herchel trade, not enough picks/potential picks. But it is similar in that it's the best player on the team, everyone across the board thinks it's idiotic, and his own fans hate him for it. We'll have to wait 2-3 years and see if we start winning...
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    The D&D thread

    What they were really trying to do was fix the loophole/exploit wherein a high enough caster could make one, then the simulacrum could make another copy of you, then that one could make another copy of you ....... It's a 7th level spell so you just need to be a caster with an 8th level spell...
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    Is Araysar is a Jew?

    I always thought he seemed more like a dwarf.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm having trouble finding both descriptions for simulacrum, but according to AI the difference between 5e and 2024 rules is that in 5e the simulacrum could take rests and heal during them, and it could cast simulacrum too (assuming the being you copied could cast the spell). Apparently in...
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    The D&D thread

    We're done now. I wish I could have texted you saturday night lol. But, I am probably going to get that character sorted out in case he's needed for a higher level one-off. Or we might do an adventure or two to tie up loose ends. Read the spoiler and you'll see why force cage didn't work...
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    The D&D thread

    I did a 4 level dip in sorcerer. We ended at level 15 total, so I was 11 bard, 4 sorc. I had a 6th, 7th, and 8th level spell slot according to DNDbeyond. You might be forgetting how spell slots work when multiclassing. Basically if both classes are full casters, the spell slots are based on...
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    The D&D thread

    it's been a few years technically because we meet so sporadically, but this is the first and only campaign I've done. Other than this, there have been a handful of one shot adventures. Most of them at tier 1 or 2. I did one oneshot at level 20. So I simply don't know what other spells are...
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    The D&D thread

    The problem is I didn't have time to read all the spells. When I asked the question we were scheduled to do a marathon session to end the tyranny of tiamat the next day. The DM texted us the night before, 'OH btw be ready to level up twice'. It took me 4 hours to level up my previous level...
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    The D&D thread

    I'm not experienced enough to know if we're missing something. I'm the defacto healer which means we use s lot of potions. Although we do have a really good pally who does some healing too. I looked at counter spell last night and that looked good. Does that work on breath weapons and...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    The word I've heard is that those particular epilogues have nothing to do with the main story ... for now. The pineapple cabaret is only in the newest version of the books. Most readers haven't seen them. I plan to eventually go to my local library and read the BATPC story.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm about to get magical secrets on my bard. What's the most badass spell I can take from another class? I already did a 4 level dip in sorcerer. This is a 5e campaign, not the newest ruleset. We are mostly fighting dragons and dragon cultists if that makes a difference.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I think He will at least do floor 12 because there's already too much build up to the celestial ascendency. I think mordecai even said that floor happens regardless of whether any crawlers make it.
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Hey you're supposed to take it out of context somehow.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I agree with that. It's pretty obvious he didn't have much of a plan when he started. Hell, I'm pretty sure he has outright said he didn't. So if it's evolving a little it won't be a big deal to me. If he keeps doing 1 floor per book he would need 16 books to get through all 18 floors...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Bro have you tried the extra large ones?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    It has a lot to do with his eyesight going to shit.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I am worried that he is going to do that with DCC. It's supposed to be 10 books, but I heard lately he's been waffling on that. But he's got other books and as long as they do well, maybe he won't be tempted to milk this one idea too much.
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    Mr Inbetween

    The magician is not great. The only reason to watch is if you're a fan of Mr Inbetween, but if you're not shaky cam tolerant, don't even bother. It looks like it was originally an indie student film. The start was horrible. Once you get past the idea of a hitman letting someone do a...
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    Fed Hang out

    You mean this one? I guess this is more of a weird orgasm
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    New Guy Here

    I'd never heard kanye sing I guess. I didn't know that was his voice. He must make a fortune from that auto-tune software he invented.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I do vaguely remember that now. And I also see the boot on the motorcycle now too. That's Butcher's Maaquerade. I'm on the next one, the bedlam bride. My favorite one has pretty consistently been whatever is coming next.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    One thing I've noticed is that he slips back and forth between an internal dialogue in the moment narration and narrating to an audience. Of course the english lit major in him will probably also be triggered that I don't know the right words for those narration styles. I'm not sure he had an...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Endangering the welfare? Was he Eiffel Towering the bitch with his son? You don't need to involve the cops everytime you discipline your child. But here's what I like best about that. We're withholding the name of the victim to protect him (because the law forces us to). HOWEVER, here's...
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    RL Picture Thread

    The fuck is a furnace? that aint no blacksmith shop.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ask if you can be her plus1 to the wedding.
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    Mr Inbetween

    I just finished the series. Pretty good ending. I definitely wanted more. There were probably only 3 or 4 episodes that I hated. But with them all being around 30 minutes, I didn't have to endure it for long. Putting The Magician on my list now ...
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    Mr Inbetween

    Oh shit. That drug lord does tell his lackey that he's the magician. I think the girl is around 7 or 8. They do say her age a couple times. But I would add that they didn't seem to pay much attention to that stuff in the show. At one point he gave his birthday to his girl as being 1976...
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    Dating

    yeah I just looked at mine and I don't see it. I guess this dating app is only for iphone 26 users.
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    Dating

    What's dual camera mode?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    of course we do. They're the same place.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I don't think you understand what tight spaces they prefer to live. Look at the dimensions of a bat house. The roosting chambers are usually between .75" and 2" wide.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    No. You gotta slide into his DMs if you want a picture of his dick.
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    New Guy Here

    I can't say Czech without adding Slovakia. Which really pisses off the Czechoslovakians.
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    New Guy Here

    Super straight means you don't fuck trannies no matter how hard they believe. He is a tranny who thinks he's a girl, so obviously he only fucks real girls. It's possible he didn't become super religious until after he got tits. I'm not really sure. Here is Vanessa's post history (aka...
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    New Guy Here

    I mean, we used to have a tranny posting here who was a super straight Christian. If you're not even as straight as a tranny, you sound pretty bent.
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    New Guy Here

    @Foler are you going to take that? Does that mean you're not german? Where are you from?
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    New Guy Here

    Good question. He didn't say super straight. He's only regular straight.
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    New Guy Here

    But what if they call you a racist?
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    New Guy Here

    Well, if you're proud for no reason, it's cute. If you're proud and have reason to be, it's scary and dangerous. Do you capitalize the 'N' in black when you say it out loud?