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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It actually is supposed to be a good omen. Your union will bring prosperity to the crops, etc etc. Or maybe that's what they tell brides who have rainy wedding days to keep them from freaking out. When I got married it rained and broke a drought that had been causing forest fires. We took...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    That's my understanding. Originally he didn't have that warning. The tangle didn't bother me. I didn't feel compelled to try to make sense of it. I think it's because I could tell he wasn't giving us enough information. I was also probably helped by the fact that I was listening. If I...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I stopped at that point too for about a week. Never stopped thinking about it.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Fuck, it was probably what made the deal. Jerrah had no intention of sighing him, then during the game he found out about the trespassing and sprained his arm signing him before he heard the full details.
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    @Izo didn't you once teLL us that after your time in prison, the smeLL of mayonnaise gets you hard?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Being @'d in an email. You already sent me a goddamn email, why the fuck is it even an option to @ someone? That just makes a little marker appear in a totally different place that I have to go look at because it doesn't go away just from reading the email. Apparently its real important that...
  7. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    aww hes so playful!
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    Mr Inbetween

    cunt is one of my wife's favorite words. I told her, hey, if you like the word cunt, you're gunna love this show. I've also started calling people champ a lot.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Don't worry champ, he meant we call the OK ones amod.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Better yet, get one of every donut they have so the office sampler has to fuck up every single donut.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Into the woodchipper with you. Right between the pedos and the furfags
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    In his defense, people did blame it on carl. But people also think carl jerked off a crab for a quest.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I had the same question when I started. I don't think its spoilery to say I just finished book 6. So far 2 books have had 2 levels, the other 4 have had 1. The author has said he plans on 10 books. So either the number of books will change, the floors will start going quicker, or we're not...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    That's all I can ask for
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    Mugshawtys

    If anyone wants to take a run at that goth dude, I'll be your wingman and keep blondie occupied.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I had to listen to the cowboy game on the radio. But I got a good laugh out of the cowboy announcers talking about the bad pass rush. Literally on one play they were like 'And Wilson again has all day back there oh theres a sack' I'm starting to wonder if people even fucking know what a pass...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE HOW HE GRIEVES! Greaves? Griefs? whatever. Back to sportsball. Did they ever release info on Cee Dee's injury in the eagles game that made him start dropping passes? I don't see him in the injury report. I see micah is listed as questionable for the pack which...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Yeah cause I was gunna say if they do, then there are people in that category that I also hate and mistrust.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    are forum bros in the group that you know personally?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    He's said it like 3 times now. It's a thai haircut. What part of thai haircut don't you get?
  22. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Are you sure you're not getting huskies mixed up with rottweilers? I don't think I've ever seen a husky owner that wasn't a 30ish white woman. Mexicans around me always had rotties chained to a tree that had a band of whitewash at about eye level.
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    WeLL pLayed We aLL need to type aLL of our Ls in caps to protect us from this trick.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Apparently the girl who played Dee in what's happening recently died and I heard people talking about how What's Happening was a spinoff of Cooley High. I liked What's happening when I was a kid so I watched the movie last night. It sucked in that I expected it to be somewhat funny. The...
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    @Izo you're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to add words.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Heard reports he was so distraught that he tried to commit suicide. But he couldn't kick the chair out from under himself.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    And you can tell they're all packing sigs? Stay safe broh
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    In badminton cocks can't touch the ground though. So it's more like volleyball with rackets and only one hit allowed.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I joined looking for the pineapple story (It's not there BTW) and accidentally read some stuff way before I should have. I think I was on book 2 or 3 at the time. I'm pretty sure once I'm caught up I'm going to be doing the same thing.
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    Untitled Scrubs Reboot

    First off, how is this a reboot? Nobody wants a fucking reboot, we want a spinoff or continuation, which is what this seems to be with all the returning actors. Second, I wonder if this is why they started appearing together in commercials. To gin up interest in this before announcing it...
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    1883

    It's in the background. You probably need to turn your hearing aids up.
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Mine asked if we could get the stormtrooper too. I think I'm going to get her to blow me for it. Actually my plan is to take it to my sister's house at Christmas while they are away, and leave it there. We do Christmas at her place every year anyway.
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    John Candy: I Like Me (2025)

    I was thinking earlier that I don't remember him being in a really bad movie. I wouldn't say it was all great, but none of it was bad. huh. I thought they didn't like being called buck.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Its rule 1 of the innernet. If your bitching about someones' writing, proof read you're shit.
  35. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Ping pong balls only move fast when asians are playing. That's why I made that comment. Let them get ahold of pickleball and shit'll be moving 100 mph in no time.
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    John Candy: I Like Me (2025)

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    1883

    The line about seeing it and understanding it less was an early line. I think even the first voiceover. It made me laugh and is what made listen for other naive shit like feeling immune to the dangers. Cities weakening the species caught my attention and made me think she was possibly waking...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    So pickleball is somehow in the gap between ping pong and tennis? A gap that I am not sure even exists. What are the reasons to play pickleball over ping pong? Is it just because asians haven't ruined it?
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    1883

    American primeval was good, but 1883 was much better. Her voiceovers were ridiculous enough to be funny. An allegory for modern woman realizing how cruel the world really is and how much she depends on men to protect her from it. "I remember the first time I saw it. Tried to find words to...