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Some texts this morn, she tried to stand me up! Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Her: soandso, I need 2 know if we can reschedule. I"v been asked 2 attend a meeting this evening. I havent responded yet b/c im worried u bought the concert tickets already. Can u let me know ASAP if meeting up...

You fucker! That hadn"t even occurred to me! As Aztlan said, it"s unlikely. My sister used to live in the same building as where she does currently, they"re fairly small one or two bedroom condos. There"s no way she"d agree to take my call, or actually answer the phone, if she had the other...

Triple post, may as well put this in a separate one. So she had sent me her two numbers after I said I would call her tonight to firm up the plans. I had gone straight from work to a pub to watch the hockey game (suck it Turco), so I texted her around 8:30 saying I was watching the game with...

No, she"s about 3 inches shorter, which is about perfect in my opinion. I don"t care if a girl is taller than me, but most times they do. That entire thing was quite obviously sarcasm, or at least parts were. I"m not delusional enough to think that I"ll ever find the perfect girl that fulfills...

lol fucker, I knew you were lurking

Coming from the dude who pieced together the details of my whole life, yeah, I"m inclined to agree! There"s only one person who used to frequent these boards that I know IRL, but I"m not concerned since he"s a cool dude, in a Millie kind of way. But yeah, I"m curious myself. She"s 33...

lol, I never said that, or if I did I was being sarcastic. I did own up to placing a fair amount of importance on a girl"s looks and figure, but tempered that by saying I wouldn"t date a bitch even if she was hot (and specifically pointed to Xerxes as an example). Basically, I"m just really...

Yeah, I guess y"all have. Use your imaginations! I"m not gonna post her face, sorry!

lol, really? You guys think I am faking it or something? She said "firstly" for fuck"s sake, everyone knows I say "first, second" etc. Sheesh. And I sure as fuck never say "u". That hurts boys, that really hurts :/ Absolutely. Without question. This is what I do with relationships. I"m not...

The wedding was in Kelowna, about 900km away from Edmonton. She lives about 5 blocks from my place, and works closer.

Success! Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Table buddy!! K, firstly, I have to apologize for replying to your email so late. Today is my first day back in the office (I get every second Monday off) and I rarely look at my emails when I"m at home for fear of getting wrapped up in my work...

Spot on. Homo.

Western Canada has been in a huge boom. Alberta because of the oil sands and energy in general, and BC because of commodities as well as the construction boom in Vancouver for the Olympics. I don"t think it"s a "bubble", because it would have burst over the past year. Prices pulled back at most...

You know, I reflexively duck and await ban hammers being swung around now. I"m scarred for life.

For a change of pace, this is perhaps the creepiest email I"ve gotten on POF: Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Hi. My name is Jessica and I live in a small rural community about two hours out of the city. I am a strong woman with good morals, ethics and values. I am looking for the man of my...

My thinking with having options was simply because I imagine like me, she"s busy and not just any night would work. And of course also it forces her into making a pretty definitive decision more or less. I hate it when they"ll say they"re busy, but don"t give much indication either way if it"s...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Re: Table Buddy! Hey! Hope you had an enjoyable afternoon on Sunday. I believe my grandparents were on your plane home, I hope that either you were seated far, far away or they managed to go 90 minutes without yelling at each other (unlikely!). So you were...

It"s a 100 year old masonry building, it positively leaks out heat in the winter so the natural gas bills are ridiculous (hot water fancoils). And as I said, the fees cover heat, water, sewer etc, only other utility is cable and electricity. The building requires a ton of upkeep and maintenance...

She"s a promoter at the bar? So basically her job is to run around and make guys feel like she"s in to them, so that they come back again, and when they do they"ll buy 10 drinks to get up the courage to say or do anything. Hate to say it dude, but there"s a very good chance ain"t nothing going...

This sounds suspiciously familiar. Deja vu anyone? Kidding!

wat But on a more serious note, haven"t heard from sis in law or Charlene. Looking like a bust!

wah, my condo fees alone are $525 a month, property taxes about $300, and power is $100. For about 1500 square feet. Our building couldn"t burn more natural gas if it was full of jews.

Too late for that. Sis in law, the way she said it pretty much ruled her out and more or less directed me towards the other one and mentioned she"d be seeing her tonight anyways. I"m not looking for some casual fun, and I"d imagine that"s all I"d get from her. One son is 17 for god"s sake. Way...

haha, just got off the phone with my sister in law. Turns out both of them are divorced or separated. Betty, the one who seemed to be more outgoing, is actually 41 and has two teenaged kids. Jesus christ, I had no idea. She looks fucking fantastic! She wasn"t kidding when she said she enjoys...

Concur. And I"m a fucking mess when it comes to women. Jesus christ man.

It"s the not knowing if things could have worked that"s the problem. There"s a very good chance that things wouldn"t have worked out anyway, but that possibility can drive people nuts. It"s human nature, unfortunately.

Definitely on the same page as Tenks in terms of not waiting. And they"re gone 3 full weeks. I sent my sister in law an email about something unrelated this morning anyway, once she replies I"m going to dig in to things and see where they go. I absolutely trust her to be looking out for my best...

Well, unfortunately my and my family"s awesomeness extends to long, disease free life. Other than one cousin with a freak kidney cancer occurence at 3 years old, there is no cancer in my family. All of my great grandparents lived to their 90"s, if they weren"t killed by tractors, and my...

So, I was at my bro"s wedding over the weekend, in Kelowna. I had started to type up a massive post, the usual diary/LJ thing, but instead I"ll just keep it short as possible. edit: shit, didn"t turn out short. I was the only single young guy at the wedding. It was only 80 people, but outside...

Every time I"ve asked for a STD test from my GP, he"s done the q-tip down the shaft. Maybe 1/2" penetration, but it"s NOT fucking pleasant. It"s not just for chlam, but a general STD test. My bud out in Victoria says they can do STD tests just using piss out there, but in Alberta it"s still the...

This is a flat out lie. Maybe they don"t know they"re lying when they say shit like this, but if they do, don"t believe it for a second. Very few girls are actually wired that way. Hell, most of the time THEY don"t know if there"s an issue, or if there is one, what it might be. It"s unfortunate...

Does UPS ship katanas?

Maybe I"m not being very clear, but basically yes I would like to find the perfect girl and live happily ever after. However at the same time, I"m not going to just dive in to it with anything that comes along. I thought I"d found that girl in Anne, but unfortunately it wasn"t to be...

Some people just aren"t realistic about what their house is worth, and like it or not, there"s a lot of personal emotional investment in your house. My parent"s neighbour has been trying to sell his house for 6 months, and is refusing to drop his price even though he"s not gotten a sniff...

Not likely. One of the people I travel with is a guy in his late 40"s that owns the ski tour company I go with, as well as several of the most popular bars in Alberta. People joke that we"re either twins or father/son, because we"re both average height, bald, and kind of look like each other...

Once again, I"m not after only 10"s. Everyone"s scale is different, but I"d say I"m fine with 7"s and up. The girl I met tonight was a fair amount overweight, she probably weighed as much as I do but was 5 inches shorter. You make it sound like I turned down Jessica fucking Alba.

See, I somewhat disagree with you there. Sure if you marry a chick at 21 you"re going to most likely be in for a surprise. However once people get in to their mid to late 20"s, there IS a very good chance they"ll stay the same past that. If they haven"t established an exercise or eating regimen...

She"s a nice girl. I"m not interested, but neither am I a sociopathic asshole unable to conceptualize other people"s feelings. Telling her I don"t find her attractive benefits no one, and would make me a complete and utter asshole. If my posts annoy you so much, put me on ignore. I"m aware...

Just got back from the game/date. As I feared, unfortunately she was a bit on the bigger side. Not fat by any means, but again, I"m pretty picky about body type and there wasn"t any physical attraction on my end of things. Really nice girl, seemed intelligent and was easy to talk to for the 4...

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