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  1. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Whats the best bait to catch a possum??
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Is holding you wife open like that your only job? Or do you also cup the guys sack too?
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Nah fuck him, he is now super angry and having fits, sounds like justice was meted out perfectly.
  4. Zapatta

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Someone make a poll, "If you could meet any FoH Poster in RL and get one free kick to the groin who would you choose?"
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Fine, fine, I'll fess up <---- Draegan. Looks like FoH landed on their feet, hope their are no hard feelings guys. Also Thanks for the free cash I bought an in-ground hot tub, the Wife loves it, we started swinging a few months back, I think it has made our relationship much stronger...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    My broken record is better than yours I think you need to go live with a black family so youll know what real prejudice and unfair incarceration feels like. I think you need to go live with a black family so youll know what real prejudice and unfair incarceration feels like. I think you need...
  7. Zapatta

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Doubtful , I am sure if he is typing furiously the whole while its gonna ruin the mood for her., she probably requires him to be completely focused on her getting her innards prolapsed,
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    small kids do that ..... don't like an answer keep asking over and over and over. root of the problem, you act like you are 8 yrs old on a forum full of adults. Rename this thread "Tanoomba's at The Kids Table" ??
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Seriously When people are this far removed from their self-perception and the reality of their actions Psilocybin, Peyote, or LSD are needed. He requires a reality reset. Either via hallucinogens or electrical shocks or a near death experience.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    LOL mod lessons from Sean 2 : Electric Boogaloo?? Priceless.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    ITT : Amods and Admins with no desire to actually enforce imaginary lines are left no option but to fire full loads of faggot on a retard who is begging them to. Clear case of Suicide by Cop. Tanoomba's example could be used to make the case that Nazis had no other choice on how to handle the...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I respond to him without reading anything he says. I see his UN and my finger instantly flicks out to wheel past his post. His shtick is so old I can make a reply that is relevant purely on muscle memory.
  13. Zapatta

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Sounds like he is getting a better package from his cable company than I am.
  14. Zapatta

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    What's the point of intentionally being a cunt and crying aboit getting ostracized for it? I think you need to go live with a black family so youll know what real prejudice and unfair incarceration feels like.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Let me guess ... You have been banging your head againt THAT wall yourr entire. I have a creepy alcoholic neighbor who gets super angry that no one wants to be his friend, rails about how everyone is against him. You two should go out drinking together .... and drive really fast on deserted roads.
  16. Zapatta

    Smartphones

    Looking into it, I will miss my S-pen if I go that way.
  17. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Able to touch your forehead to your knees and will wield a sledge to kill varmints. Gravy was a very blessed man.
  18. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    I have no possum experience, but I have spooked feral pigs away with a rifle shot or firecrackers, pigs are smart, remember shit and they steer clear for months after getting scared off. My dogs want to desperately to go after pigs, but I would need another 3 dogs and a big sharp knife to down...
  19. Zapatta

    Smartphones

    Well shit my Note 3 is starting to go tits up and I didnt pre-order a 7 and ofc they are sold out everywhere. I fucking swear phone makers have the device failure to new release shit timed to the millisecond. I cannot even get a 5, they got rid of them all just before 7s release.
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    Home Improvement

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    Punk Music

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    Punk Music

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    Can you think of a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking?

    8chan is 2x the horsepower of 4chan at its peak.
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    Can you touch your toes?

    The cream always rises.
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    Can you think of a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking?

    We can talk about the best place to find ...
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    Can you touch your toes?

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    What classic childhood movie would you like to be bastardized and remade by current hollywood.

    I could see that working . Get Charlie Sheen for a cameo in another peyote scene. He convinces the new guns the only way to be 'Pals 4 Life' is do like the Spartans of old and go Brokeback Mt. on each other. Bon Jovi probably already wrote the song for that.
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    Liquor - What you drinking

    I cannot get anyone to drink this with me, I guess it is an acquired taste. Its cheap and goes so well with coke on a hot day. Perfect for parties, the bottle doesn't vanish.
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    Liquor - What you drinking

    I think of this as an "adult rum" in contrast to Capt Morgan or Sailor Jerry which to me are 'kids rum". I have and will drink any of the 3.
  30. Zapatta

    What classic childhood movie would you like to be bastardized and remade by current hollywood.

    Many many minutes of full frontal from a SMOKING hot chick, they used to make films where hot tits were the real stars. Runner up ... I know kids today beat their dicks to my little pony on the webz, but they wouldn't if Hollywood would bring back boobie laced teen comedies.
  31. Zapatta

    Cigars and Cigarettes

    My powermatic mini injector and zen full flavor tubes just showed up today. I popped in some Danish Export and shot out a first cig, its very nice. US cigs used to taste like this, they are so full of garbage now. When you travel to Aasia you notice Marlboros taste like they did in the old...
  32. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Also when you buy new drywall blades, take some 220_320 sandpaper and dress the edges, factory edges are rough and can tear and scratch the face paper and paper tape. If you are using hot mud and keep washing out in the same bucket, you can use that wash water to mix mud and it keeps getting...
  33. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Shop SHEETROCK Brand Easy Sand 18-lb Lightweight Drywall Joint Compound at Lowes.com Don't use it straight, it sands like cement if you do. Take regular mud, add water to make a runny milkshake consistency. Add in the dry powder and mix well. You can use hot water to speed it up even more. Make...
  34. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    Drywall is like that, you put 1 coat per day and it takes 3 coats to fill, let dry and then sand and touch up. Your contractor is a faggot for not knowing to mix in hot mud to get his first 2 coats on in an afternoon. He better be using Green board in your bathroom, or fire his ass. (No...
  35. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    I am guessing you have a $100 'Buzz Box" ? Stick welding is challenging when you are learning. It is much easier to weld thicker gauge metal than thin. Learn using 1/8 th inch flat stock. Controlling the 'puddle' and not having it burn thru is the biggest trick. Having the correct rods for the...