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  1. Zapatta

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    That clip is making me crave a handjob from a thick chick something fierce.
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    If you voted for Erronius, pls go change your vote

    Cut him some slack, you can't ween off being a hubristic faggot with the snap of a finger. Delusions of grandeur is mental health problem. Luckily we have a Doctor on staff who has cured advanced faggotry before.
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    Hawaii

    Geologically the Big Island is too young to have a much beach, it hasnt had time to grow reef and be broken down to form sandy beaches. Some of the coastline is zero days old.
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    Hawaii

    Always skip Oahu, its a shithole. Maui is alright, Kauai is my first choice. Only downside is during the fall it rains A LOT. certain sections of the island used to be the wettest spot on earth before Obama created global warming. I really like the Big Island, especially the higher elevation...
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    How many black likes until black hand is summoned?

    what gets black likes besides overweight white chicks?
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    How many black likes until black hand is summoned?

    Are black likes 3 / 5 ths of a white like?
  7. Zapatta

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Dafne Schippers, Netherlands Track and Field. Short for a dutch chick at 5'10"
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    google fiber

    They strung up fiber in my neighborhood (it's the sticks, everything is on poles.) , it took Henkels & McCoy 45+ days to put up a 1/4 mi. x 1/4 mi grid. And another 3 weeks to find all the fucks up and re splice it. The local telco throttles the shit out of it and home bases are super old...
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    The blackhat thread

    Do that contest checklist thingy they did to the Fed in Hackers . But on Draegan. With extra helpings of gay personals and bank account stuff. And build a DaVinci virus that will make his car roll over instead of supertankers.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    more Kassidy, just too delicious not to up
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    I cant get enough of Kassidy Cook, every 4 yrs I get 1 Olympic crush, too bad she didnt get past the semis.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Thread Y U NO Kassidy Cook?!?!?
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    Does nearly everyone under 24 seem autistic to you?

    with the Baked Tato instead of fries, small Chilli poured over it. That's how I roll. ^ Not fat, I work for a living.
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    Does nearly everyone under 24 seem autistic to you?

    We known that estrogen from birth control is going into the water table for the past 40 yrs. and decimated frog reproduction . My theory that it is also responsible for young boys growing up to be cuckold SJW faggot crybabies.
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    RIP Kenny Baker / R2

    A giant among men. Have to verify with @Kuriin but I am pretty sure R2 was the Top.
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    Does nearly everyone under 24 seem autistic to you?

    The fact 75% of men and women under 30 wear this uniform, says they are all incredibly desperate to be noticed in the crowd. It's a bizarre phenomenon.
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    Need drama pictures from Rickshaw/SS history.

    Found this on the web, I think It was the original template for the swamp donkey shoops that got thrown around
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    Home Improvement

    I second that. As for appliances in general, a repair guy I trust tells me everything is garbage now and all comes from the same 3 factories no matter how it is branded. He says 75% of his outcalls are to tell the customer 'fixing it will be more expensive than buying a new one, that will be...
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    Home Improvement

    The tard loading the truck is a minimum wage ex-con who was handed a ticket and pulled stuff from the piles while plotting how to kill his boss, he's basically a human forklift , the contractor who picked it up and signed for it without checking what the fuck he was signing for is the idiot to...
  20. Zapatta

    Red Dwarf

    You are being generous, it shat hard on everything that came before it. Expectations are low on this next batch. Crossing fingers because it was the best BBC comedy ever made. (Excluding Python ofc)
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    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    If you were listening to Hair Metal in the 80s you were doing it wrong. Wait out the Polka Intro ..
  22. Zapatta

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    And now he has spliced his genetic line with a Miss California. 50/50 shot that mix rolls Snake Eyes like Bruce Willis / Demi Moore did everytime.
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    You Cunts

    I think it would be more accurate to address is as Slamfisse, instead of regular run of the mill cunts. The Danish have such a rich and colorful language.
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    He should think of it as ... "A Man has Many Names"
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Too little too late, I wish I had the IRC logs of some of the TeeHeeHee childishness stumts that went down on your watch, they said out loud it was worth the wrist slap you would hand out for over stepping. You built a pretty thick Blue Wall at RR. Not mad, I just saw that as an omen of the...
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    That explains how I lost an account on rerolled to the twat mod squad, the shitheads basically banned my account this way because I used a throw away email for password recovery.
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    Should lurkers be sent to the gas chambers?

    Some of us lurk for a few months to a year, shitpost while there is action and go back to lurking when things get boring and flat. Don't count us out, like Bodhi in Point Break, we are banking mad cash just waiting for that 50 yr storm. I know you know that feel KegBro.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Swiss MILF is super MILFY
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    Netsmas in July

    GoT Love
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    Home Improvement

    I try to make sure I have nothing shorter than 10 inches at either end, and check the layout so no joints are within 4 inches of common. Makes a difference when nailing, not so much if glued down.
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    Home Improvement

    whats the minimum length drop you use as the starter for the next row?
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    Home Improvement

    I always save any drops that are a half tile or bigger, they come in handy for repairs later
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    Home Improvement

    Doing any flooring remodel I always buy enough squares to cover the entire room, even if I dont set it all because of cabinets etc. Then stash the extra in a utility room. Sucks to try finding matching boards / tiles years later when you have to change a damaged section or move a fixture and...
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    Home Improvement

    As a general rule flooring is always the last things to go in. Floating floors dont last long, they tend to have moisture issues in humid climates and can warp badly. Stay away from any veneer over particle board type flooring it's cheap because it's garbage. Real Bamboo is awesome, very...
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    Did Hodj Abuse His Amod Powers?

    Hodj abuses everything. Bandwidth, Keyboards, Posting Privileges.... If only he would focus on self abuse, he might skeet out some of his manicness and calm the fuck down.
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Craig McMMO is a shit business man, and makes shitty aquisitions, he isnt the original owner of MMORPG.com, betting he got fleeced on that deal too. Way back when I won something physical from them, and it was mailed to me from their HQ in Kona, Hawaii. He is owner number 3. If you look at...
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Clicking thru channels to see what events were up, highlights of syncro diving. See dude in a Speedo, name underneath Steele Johnson. I wanna punch my parents for not be as hilarious as his.
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    Remove Tarrant As Temporary Moderator?

    She looks like a real Life of the Party type. Was Draegan SJW before he was a faghag for Butch Dykes??
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    Need drama pictures from Rickshaw/SS history.

    Don't you mean Shinobi?