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Yup. I"ve gotten in the habit of saying "you"re swell" in a half-assed sarcastic way. She actually gets my almost constant sarcasm as good as anyone I"ve ever met, and she knows that I mean much more than that when I say she"s swell. But yeah, I"ve also said she"s awesome, fantastic, fabulous...

Ah, I see. Maybe. She came by last night, and remarked that I was so clean shaven as I had been sporting a week"s growth over the weekend. I said yup, I"d shaved my face and head Monday night. She then said "so who did you shave for?" I was kind of confused, and said that I didn"t shave for...

I"m not really sure I get what you"re saying, especially the bolded part. Nor can I tell if you"re being sarcastic.

Thanks, I appreciate your thoughts on it. It"s definitely not something I would jump in to without forethought or planning, and the two of us would really have to talk it out to decide if it"s something we should pursue. I too wonder if she is genuinely interested, or if she"s just saying that...

hmm, that explains the vagina.

And that"s the thing, I agree with you. I don"t particularly want to be a long term, "alternative" relationship where the couple can fuck other people, whether that"s with the other person present or not. And that"s not what Anne wants, either. It"s more of a one time experimentation thing...

I definitely don"t view women as nothing more than warm holes. As I"ve said, Anne has brought it up herself a couple times, and said she"s interested because she"s curious about sex with a woman and interested in trying new things, but doubtful that she could do "the whole thing" herself. Again...

I think his problem is that you"re just saying "don"t do it" and not offering any reason as to why that is, whether it be jealousy, her turning full lesbo, or whatever.

/livejournal Just got back from (yet another) ski trip. This is the second year we"ve taken a bunch of our guys to Jasper for the weekend. It was my bro and his fiance, Anne and I, and then 40ish employees and their girlfriends/wives. Aside from that, we"ve been hanging out a lot. We"ve seen...

It"s pretty awesome that so many people have walked in to this thread and owned the shit out of themselves, completely unprovoked. Good show, one and all. That"s some fantastic, glorious shit right there now that you pointed it out. Well done sir. Listen dude, it isn"t 3 or 4 people. Everyone...

Probably something along the lines of "why does my ex continue to stalk me?" ummm, did you not just call and berate her over adding a boyfriend to a credit card account? Well it"s good that you"re doing better about things. Again though, I think you may want to speak with someone professional...

I don"t think it"s ever a good idea to burn bridges. Maybe it"s different in your towns and cities, but I"m constantly reminded what a small world Edmonton is. Every person I date or even just meet in general know people I do. Why be a little pussy about it and try to get revenge? It might feel...

If there"s one lesson I"ve learned over the past couple years, hell over my whole life, it"s that being the "nice guy" who only wants what is best for the girl is a sure fire way to get friended, and there"s seldom any recovering from that.

Jesus man, not to be a callous bastard, but there HAS to be chicks out there with way less baggage. You"re going from one crazy bitch to another, you"re just switching up symptoms.

Avoid all contact no matter what? Pretty simple man. In addition, get rid of anything that will remind you of her, if you can. Avoid situations, places, music, basically anything that reminds you of her.

Brekk: stop hanging out with jackasses, and you probably won"t get randomly beaten by them from time to time. No offense man, but the sub-culture you"re associating yourself with is not exactly full of winners. Hung out with Anne last night. Grabbed dinner and then three buds called and said...

What shoe exactly? That suddenly she"ll do a 180 and turn crazy or something? She"s said some goofy things from time to time, but mostly because I think she has next to no inner monologue. I came out of my bathroom just after we had sex, and she was looking at the dressers in my room. For...

No woes here. Shit goes fantastic with Anne. Only concern I have is that things have moved awfully fast. I don"t mean that I am scared off or something, I really like her and don"t have a problem with it, but there"s always the concern that things aren"t quite mutual. But up to this point it...

Tell her within 30 minutes of meeting her your entire life story, including about your son. Surely you will get mad poon. But seriously, what the fuck do you want, us to plan the whole date and feed you lines? For this to really work, you"re going to need to rig up a live web broadcast on IRC...

So as far as my things go with Anne, nothing juicy to report really. We went to the hockey game on Friday, and then I dropped by her place on Sunday for a couple hours of sport fucking, and things seem to go very well. Chick seems pretty much universally awesome. She even changed her...

haha, not itching, I just think she"d be really pleased with it and the thought behind it. Hung out and watched Pineapple Express last night (much better than I expected) and did the usual pillow talk. The more I hang with her, the more I genuinely think she"s not testing or hiding or playing...

I swear, this chick is crazy AND psychic. I was expecting a call from Anne at 8:30, and just before then my phone rings. I pick it up without even looking and answer cheerfully, and realize that it"s Xerxes and not Anne. She"s coming over to see her friend Jen, and would I like to join them for...

Actually I kind of remember the situation. It came up during our conversation where we basically laid out our past dating histories, where she did most of the talking. My friend who was co-guiding with me the weekend we met has a girlfriend, and they"ve been looking for a "third." Everyone hit...

I am extremely disappointed that nothing came of the Grobbee shit. lol, actually I texted her a week or two back. Just said that I hoped she was going to the rest of the Oilers games because they needed the luck (she figures she"s good luck because every game she goes to, they win). She texted...

I don"t much care who is telling the truth either, I"m just down with the drama. We can be sure that neither is telling the truth, actually, but that it lies somewhere in between. Although not necessarily equidistant from either perspective. However given the lack of any substantive posts so...

Exactly. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that shit. I don"t necessarily want to subscribe to the gamer"s advice and just more or less treat my woman like dirt because that"s what supposedly works, but there"s a lot of truth in what they say. If you make yourself too available and are...

So less than three months from getting separated you"re cranking out a kid? IMO that"s really damn quick. Not trying to be an ass, just saying.

Grats Grobbee, although it seems fucked up that you"ve already got a kid on the way so soon after getting out of a failed marriage. As far as my shit goes, really liking the new girl after only a couple dates, and doing my best to not call, message, or text her every 5 seconds to avoid...

Next person to talk about 300 needs a temp ban. Shut the fuck up, you fucking homo queers.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Dinner and the hockey game with Anne went really well. Other than the fucking Oilers losing to the Wild again. It was pretty hilarious, because the "other girl" I mentioned above popped up on the video screen in the crowd partway through the game. I damn near...

Not just looking, she IS Persian/Iranian. And hates 300.

If you don"t care, don"t click on the spoiler! Spoiler Alert, click show to read:So as I mentioned earlier, I had texted a bit with Xerxes earlier in the week. She apologized for sending me a "miss you" message on Facebook, I said it wasn"t anything to apologize about but that I wasn"t sure...

I don"t think "crazy" is necessarily fair, in most cases. It"s just that they are irrational or very good at self-deception. Not just about romance or relationships, about a lot of things.

Well, it"s not like it"s something I"d ever expect her to wear. It"s more a souvenir than clothes. Regardless though, it seems that the consensus is that it"s a bad idea, so I shall put it away in the closet and depending on how things go, maybe give it to her awhile down the road. As someone...

Alright, so the consensus is "give her the gift, she"ll think it"s awesome and thoughtful and will love you forever!" Thanks guys!

^as this thread has demonstrated, I have no idea what the fuck is going on there and you probably shouldn"t listen to me. Some advice is required on my end however, so please feel free. So when I was in Tokyo and looking to kill a few hours before my train left for the airport, I went and...

heh, you should try Japan. Everyone just walks around like lemmings punching away at their cells. It"s amazing they can navigate the massive crowds, their peripheral vision must be incredible.

I find it comes in handy if either of you can be hard to reach on the phone. But yes, much agreed, try to limit it otherwise you can end up friended. Looking back I texted with Chuck way too much. With Xerses I tried to keep it reasonable, and wouldn"t respond right away quite often and so on...

^And this is why you shouldn"t be talking about that shit until you"ve gone on a few dates. Let them get to like you as a person before laying on the "well I have a shitload of emotional and personal baggage" act. As far as the new girl goes (did I pick a name for her? Can"t remember), I...

I am cutting myself, right now. Hate you all.