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  1. Kriptini

    What do you do?

    So over the past month, I've been in email with a representative with a crew director with a film studio to land a position working on post-production for one of their new films. After a month of sending in my resume, reels, and answering essay questions, I've been offered a job. I'll be signing...
  2. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Jesus was probably one of those guys that would use Max Revives during "no items" battles.
  3. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Well, Jesus wouldn't jack off to anything.
  4. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Alright buddy, I'm gonna go prepare the quiz and then we'll see if you can put your money where their hands are!
  5. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    As part of a cultural anthropological study, one must immerse them-self in the culture, but it's not gay!
  6. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Good Doctor, I'll have to ask you to defer to my expertise on this one. I wrote a whole thesis on how traps aren't gay, after all!
  7. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Au contraire, Hodj. While it is easy to tell the difference between a simple tranny and a real woman, traps are much more difficult. Traps work extremely hard to achieve a feminine figure, and some even go beyond hormone replacement theory. Take, for example, this bro-science guide to Trap Mode...
  8. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    Yes, there are free VPNs. The one I use is calledSoftEtherwhich is completely free and usually has a few different VPNs in Russia that you can pick from. I've also heard people using the free version of WTFast to some success, but I haven't tried it myself. A key thing to note about SoftEther is...
  9. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Is it? I must just be really slow, then. I've played about 4 or 5 days' worth of time and I think I'm in the mid-30's.
  10. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    No, but I have a liberal arts degree in Applied Trapology from the 8chan University of /cuteboys/. It's a common misconception that traps are gay, but if we consider the Schr?dinger's Trap paradigm (also sometimes known as the Steven Tyler Paradigm), we can easily reason that traps aren't gay...
  11. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    You could also try the RU version, it's fairly easy to install. You just need a VPN to bypass the region lock.
  12. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    If gay porn makes three times as much as straight porn, it seems to me that it would be making more than tranny porn, because traps aren't gay. (I happen to be an expert on the subject of traps.)
  13. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Summoners are ridiculous at low levels. It'll get easier when you level up.
  14. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Spoiler:
  15. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Because humans are social creatures and spending time with anyone besides your mom will probably be relatively enjoyable for you.
  16. Kriptini

    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Settled? Who wouldn't want to get a poz load from the star of Two and a Half Men?!
  17. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    There you go! Just keep on pushing away people who want to help you and surely your life will turn around!
  18. Kriptini

    So, I'm dying...

    I don't know you, Gravy, but after seeing everyone's replies in this thread, I can tell you're a really big inspiration to everyone here. Everyone's turned off their troll meters to wish you well and let you know how much of a positive impact you've had on them. I don't have any idea of what...
  19. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    How was the past beta weekened? I was playing the new content in FFXIV the whole time so I skipped this one.
  20. Kriptini

    Fall 2015 Anime Thread

    Yeah, I get really engrossed in what's happening and then... it's over. The latest episode was very good, much better than the two that came before it.
  21. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Go Deprived on your first playthrough or you're a coward tbh
  22. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Yeah I've pretty much regretted my purchase of D5. Everything about it just fills me with either cringe or annoyance.
  23. Kriptini

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I'm talking about a single person hating another single, specific person for reasons unrelated to racism, etc.
  24. Kriptini

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I don't think I've ever met an individual who genuinely hates another individual as much as Hodj hates A Moon Bat. It's chilling.
  25. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Dragon Quest VII and VIII have been confirmed to come to 3DS in NA and EU in 2016. Dragon Quest VII I'm mildly excited for, but Dragon Quest VIII I am EXTREMELY excited for. It is supposedly the best Dragon Quest game of all time, and though it's available on Android right now, I would much...
  26. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I can't think of anything that matches your taste on the PS4, but you would probably like Dragon Quest IX on the DS. It's not too grindy (unless you want to change classes), and the grind is somewhat alleviated by special "metal slime" monsters that are difficult to kill before they run away but...
  27. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The 2.1-2.5 MSQs suck some serious ass, but IMO they're worth mashing Esc through (until the finale) because the 2.X Finale and Heavensward MSQs are really good.
  28. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Gonna warn y'all right now, don't PuG the new expert dungeons. Pharos Sirius HM actually has DPS checks.
  29. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Yeah, after having played through all of its content and secrets, it's on my list for GOTY.
  30. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    What are you even talking about? What are you so salty about?
  31. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    There was a statistic I heard in my church a long time ago - not sure if it's true or not - about how 80% of kids raised Christian lose their faith by the time they enter college. I didn't fall into that 80%, though. My faith has only gotten stronger.
  32. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    What's interesting about a study that essentially boils down to "kids don't immediately grasp the consequences of their actions?" Society has known this for centuries.
  33. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Well if your reading comprehension wasn't abysmal, you would have noticed that the part of the article you quoted wasn't saying that children raised religious were jerks, it was saying that children raised religious weren't more moral than children raised not-religious.
  34. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I was raised religious (went to public school though, not private/home school) and I wasn't a jerk. I tried to always treat people with respect. "What would Jesus do," etc. All my friends in middle school especially were also all raised religious and not jerks. We mostly just kept to ourselves...
  35. Kriptini

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    What's the deal with space games? Seems like all they have is a whole lotta nothing!
  36. Kriptini

    Mist's Cumunion

    >>>/cuteboys/
  37. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The hype is real!
  38. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Bloodborne is okay. I've enjoyed both Dark Souls 1 and 2 way more.
  39. Kriptini

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    She only has until Friday? Is she in her third trimester?