Search results

Watching a sports show. They showed that Kyler murray had the shortest odds in vegas to win MVP and I was like, "Wait, is that a midget joke?" Maybe not but I still worfed IRL.

Alan Jackson is probably the newest country singer that I really like. However, that song's too whiny for me. I liked this one better with the same message. Edit: I like how George Strait's guitar is just a prop. Does he even know how to play? At least Alan Jackson strummed when he...

Supposed to be a lot of porn in those emails.

Good. Goodell is going to find out who really runs the NFL. Bout time his ass got the boot. Even if I'm wrong, it's a no-lose situation for the cowboy fans. I'm officially pissed at gruden now. Sports has been on in the background all day and I am sick and fucking tired of hearing every...

Oh yeah I forgot that up until about 2 weeks ago I was fasting nearly every day for at least 16 hours. It's not feasible to do it now when the mealtime windows are short and I never know what they're serving till I get there.

lol he looks 50+. Apparently he's only 33.

My doctor is also a believer in low carb diets, so he's got me covered. He dropped a lot of weight himself a few years ago.

No, not starving mentally. I kept hearing that carbs are what makes you hungry but I never believed it till now. For example 2 nights ago I ate like 4 tbls of peanut butter for dinner because the facility I'm on had a bunch of fried shit out. Not hungry, felt good. Played on my tablet...

How does acupuncture work for weight loss? I had trouble finding anyone close who did it. A couple years ago we looked and found a class that taught hypnosis but that's it. I started going to OA meetings instead. Those meetings are good, but I haven't exactly ruined my life with overeating...

I was thinking it would have been nice to place a bet on there being at least one miss. But in reality, I bet the odds would have sucked. I didn't get to watch it, how many misses were there total?

Which one was the pit in that last one? Looked like a lab mix and a rotty. And it was the lab who was the aggressor. Also foldger, this is why you carry a gun. Shoot the dog and if the owner gets in the way .. oh well. Hardly related but another nitpick. Stop standing directly in front...

Bye week is off to an early lead.

I went to a hypnotist and she finally got me to give up carbs (less than 50g per day). My wife had been trying for 6 years.

MacAfee is the only answer I'd believe for 99% of the people who post here.

Waylon Jennings is an old timer. Hell he died last year I think. George Strait is still around but he's not a youngblood. Dunno if he's still recording but I heard a couple years ago that he was arrested nekkid and drunk in his trans am in a parking lot. They said it was DWI but I call...

BTW I was only halfway joking about the niners losing to the bye week. The way they're getting injured you could have your star player go down in practice. Or half the team go to cancun and get chinese bat aids.

Just submitted a webform and the last question was "What's 2+2". In the box it said "Just a simple math problem to prove you're not a robot" I answered "Good thinking! Computers are notoriously bad at math" Now it thinks I'm a snarky robot.

How many points do they need before they're awarded 2 wins? Because points aint what qualifies you for the playoffs. That said, I hope they beat the redskins 101 - 3, the scoreboard rolls over and reads 1-3, and the skins fans who don't watch the game tune in at the end and think they're...

Talking shit about the chiefs feels like talking shit about Gravy. I cannot bring myself to do it.

I noticed that in the previous fights. Serious question, is that legal in boxing? In the prior fights it looked like he was only doing it on the opposite side of the ref and the ref had to struggle to get them separated. But I couldn't tell if he ever got a warning for the few shots the ref...

So we're sitting at a dozen missed PATs in Week 5 I think. Unless the chiefs and bills missed some. That ties the league record. Does anyone know how many missed kicks total because there were a lot of missed FGs too. Did the NFL fuck with the kicking ball this year?

Was it all luck? I mean, we injured a bunch of them. Did you see how lewis tricked barkley into stepping on his ankle? Masterful. The hit that took out jones wasn't luck. We would beat their asses even at full strength. Because while they were hurt, we weren't in synch at the start of...

God dammit now you got me wondering what it would be like to get a blowhole job from an actual dolphin.

Daniel Jones was out on is fucking feet.

The giants have already missed a FG on their first possession, and you know the cowboys are going to miss kicks. What's the total missed kick count up to? Edit: Holy shit the cowboys made a FG. Maybe it's opposite weekend for NFL kickers.

Oh. The only way I know to do that is the streaming sites that are always linked here. Will any of them have it recorded?

I don't know what that means. Appalachian Regional Healthcare is what google keeps coming up with.

I would rather have had a spinoff or continuation of the story. But as long as JMS is in charge I'll give it a shot.

I will eventually. Not feasible to stream something that long right now. Hopefully when I'm home I can find it somewhere. Last week they showed the 2 previous fights and they were very good.

Italians aint white, therefore it can't be a white power symbol.

I misunderstood the tweet. I thought he was saying that fury got knocked down and still won the round with 10 points on wiese's card. The first meaning I saw was the one that agreed with my preconceived notions.

Estimates can be written too. The distinction is that quotes are firm, estimates are not. If they give you a quote, it should be a firm price. But if it wasn't in writing then it's not much of a quote. Be sure what you're getting when you deal with contractors. I'm trying to build a shop...

I have trouble believing that because it would require all of the drivers to be blistering retards. Maybe the people saying that are adding in costs that the driver was paying anyway, like insurance. The only way that can be true is if there is constantly a new crop of drivers. Like even if...

Didn't get to see the fight but that's just more evidence of what I said. Dirty judges. Is Don King his promoter or did they finally run him out of boxing?

Reading the dozen posts before this one was hilarious. My TV was going out due to weather in the 2nd half. I'd lose the game and come back to see OK scored again. Multiple times. It was surreal.

Are they losing money? Damn. I remember the first one I saw it was just a couple in a white sprinter van. I chatted with them a little and they were renting the van from uhaul on the weekends and doing quite well.

I usually blame the the Strength coaches. If it's policy, then it's policy that hamstrings them. I'm not keeping up with the niners, are they all soft tissue injuries like this calf? Because roids can cause those too.

The last box I got from amazon was lopsided. At first sight I thought it had been crushed. My wife said it was one of the boxes they are making themselves at the warehouse to save on packaging. OK great. But then why was the box still 10x bigger than it needed to be? If you have to put...

De-nigrate? Is the NFL serious? Lets move past the open use of the N-word but do they really think you can take the Kang away from the Wakandan?

I'll go Fury just because he hasn't lost yet. Wilder has had 3 fights that he didn't win by KO and 2 were against Fury. Also, at the time of the first fight, I thought the draw was BS and wilder should have won, so fury is probably mobbed up with judges in his corner. Though, I can't really...