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Ignoring the main question here but bring some cottonelle wipes to work to avoid the bloody butt. I have wondered about the infections too. I have no answer. If the bowels are perforated you can get an infection in your bunghole though. So maybe it's a matter of it getting deep enough.

Because I'm a butters pee'er and I'm tired of you urinal weirdos pinching my exposed butt.

@Homsar why are you deleting your posts?

No no, it's not like that. That's just the name of the place. It's a little hole in the wall S&M bar out in the country.

I talked to the Rick and Morty artist. We actually hung out with the same group for the after party. We all followed each other around to 3 places and closed down 2 bars. I left him alone at the bars with the fanboy shit because he looked like he was trying to pick up girls. But he was...

But if there's an outbreak amongst vaccinated players, that's cool? Sucks for them they can't just lie to their companies like I can. You know the NFL will require vax certs to be on file somewhere.

My wife was like that but I didn't have to rip into her. She was very careful to NOT drive me away from EQ2. She even tried to encourage me to continue after I lost interest because she didn't want there to be any lingering feelings that she took it from me. She had the same line about how...

Big drop finally happened.

Priest was a stupid analogy. A better one would have been sugar daddy / sugar baby. Is the sugar baby a whore? If so, does that mean the sugar daddy is dating a whore?

Fucking dogs and children is currently on my list of things I would encourage people to give up. Unlike faggotry, those actions hurt innocents.

He's using Bill Clinton's definition of sex I guess. No wait, I'm with him. I may have fucked strippers before, but the money was clearly for the lapdance not the sex. And with the hookers, the money was just to hang out with them. They always fucked me for free.

meh. Not on my list of things to encourage people to give up. Coke kills. Being a cocksucker isn't any more dangerous than driving a car though. So if he wants to be a cocksucker let him be a cocksucker. You could make an eternal damnation argument, but he clearly doesn't care about the...

Twitter keeps sending me emails trying to get me back. The title is "A penny for your thoughts" Those motherfuckers are claiming they'll pay me a penny per tweet and I know they're lying and it rustles my jimmies that they can get away with it. Anyone know who I can report them to? That's...

Says the guy who shit up the thread with his idiotic take. RL pic of dick trickle headed to the foldger thread.

Isn't that like 1 surgery and a 3 week recovery?

I applaud you giving up the coke. Maybe it can just be sugar next time.

Or maybe you couldn't sleep because of regret.

whole buncha reset connections is all I see.

There was a reality show where they were giving pit bulls to veterans as PTSD support animals. Can't remember the name but I watched one episode. It's possible that a pit is a service animal.

What's the point of this? Give me back that fucking minute and 16 seconds of my life you jackass.

OK then fucked past tense. Did he die of the rona? You're the one who brought him up so I assumed he and his prize were still kickin around. It wasn't a matter of delusion. He denied applicant status to claimants who passed the first test. He only wanted to test high profile people like...

I think it was russia. I deleted that from the original post because I wasn't sure.

Marriage is great. This morning as I was trying to get dressed my wife kept pinching my nipples. I finally told her "Look, if you stop it I'll let you suck my dick". So I was an hour late into work but I don't care, I got my dick sucked. No the BJ didn't take an hour, I was already running...

It's because of the snorting coke isn't it? Drugs should be mixed with diet coke and injected with a dirty needle but putting it up your nose is disgusting? Weird place to draw a line.

You obviously fucked up when you stopped at snorting. The girls tried to show you how to do it right.

Please. Randi is a fucking fraud. He uses the JRF as an excuse to visit places where he can fuck children. He sends others out to debunk the claims, and even if his reps aren't able to debunk it he claims they did and denies them the chance to move to the next step. It's probably been 10-15...

Don't blame this all on me.

It's weird that you know that. It's even weirder that you think we want to know.

Are you sure she didn't peg the dog? This is at least as important as any other part of your story. I actually figured it was a peanut butter pussy situation initially, but now you're talking about penetration. Also, the brits need to rewrite their laws to account for viagra. There was a...

Only bandwagon's

Thats just a bullshit excuse. If you were doing your job you would be approving his posts before they went public.

Water fountains. Turn them back on you stupid fucksticks. You were duped into all those bullshit covid restrictions its time to get over it. Drinking water is more important than a made up mass psychosis. Put up a sign that says vaccinated only if it makes you feel better but turn them back on.

The "when you order off wish" meme needs to be updated.

That depends, are you one of the 1% of humans who doesn't enjoy watching a slow motion train wreck? If so, there's nothing of value. I have a pack of dogs. We always try to have at least 4 around. I have a feeling I'd have to shoot you if you got near them. You could literally write a...

It was the second time he'd mentioned that. You really are not reading his posts. Was it though? Dogs can't consent. She raped a dog.

I'm not sure if the $50k includes delivery. If it does then surely there will be some savings as you scale up. I like that you don't need to pour a slab.

Buying from lowes is different than what a general contractor does. Lowes might have a huge high priced stock, but a GC isn't buying from Lowes and also isn't buying that shit to store. Just heard about these guys. Sounds interesting but so far all they have is a 20x20 building. They say...

That saying only applies to humans. Good commies can die at any age.

Only if my wager is that arasayer must wear a cutler avatar.

That's just not believable. AK's don't jam unless you feed them good quality ammunition. And no AK owner can afford good quality ammunition, so they never jam. But you don't use them for 21 gun salutes because if you aim them at the sky you will miss and probably kill some innocent german...