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Which 12 step program taught you that, exactly? If all you have to offer is that he's unfixable trash, maybe you should fuck off to his thread in screenshots and leave the grownup section for people who are rooting for the couple. Or at least people who won't actively try to sabotage them.

Kittens too. They'll chop the cat's paws off and feed it to their snake. The paws get chopped so the cat doesn't damage the snake. But my rule is if a family comes round with a kid, they get it for free.

you should use that software that compares posting styles.

That's fair. Mrs Hoss is too BTW, but she doesn't post here. My wife is more radical than me and has said many times we fucked up when we gave women the right to vote.

You said you want more attention from her. So spending time with her in the pool should satisfy that for you too. It's a no brainer. Do that more often. Maybe you can pick a day and you'll be in the pool with her every week on that night at a minimum.

It's not that. It sounds to me like his wife isn't giving him something he needs but the hookers and cam whores do. He's not giving her what she needs either obviously, it cuts both ways. Doesn't mean they don't love each other. They just both need to make an effort to give the other one what...

first of all motherfucker, don't try to drag me into that fucking thread. Second, Don't forget there's also a haus. So there's 3 of us.

I told you already. Check the bathrooms and utility closets.

I thought it was going to be a dick joke about chinamen. Something along the lines of how it's easy because they can't make it past his teeth.

You need more therapy than j53

Couldn't think of a better way to say girlfriend so it can be turned around and apply to you.

Thats the Hollywood version. In truth he'll be fucking fat bitches in the bathroom. There's a saying. If you meet an asshole in the morning then no big deal. You just met an asshole. But if you keep meeting assholes all day long your the asshole. I think that applies to crazy SOs.

That sounds like a case of y'all speaking different love languages. You like attention. What do you do to make her feel loved? Not so much what do you try. But what works. Probably need her to answer.

They wouldn't have to be subjective. For example, "7 orgasms per calendar week" is something that can be counted. What about sexaholics anonymous? Is that one of her demands?

Not with an attitude like that, he won't.

Seems like it was more than 1. But I think there was only one who died that he had fucked relatively recently. This dead hooker was the one he fucked in his own house while his wife was in the hospital with his son. I remember that because the general consensus was that it was a lucky break...

Man posts about a real problem in the grownup forum and she makes snide remarks to people trying to help him. She's already ceded the moral high ground. I like how no one has advised him to lawyer up yet. I assume it's because we all know johnny gets paid under the table so his income is...

No vested interest other than an interest in my fellow bro. That's why I'm trying to get him help. I don't expect you to understand what it's like to deal with a man's sex drive.

shhhh I wasn't going to mention that you can fuck them while your wife thinks you're getting help.

he? That sounded like something a dude would type to you?

Just to be clear dude, you most likely are a sex addict. Just go to a sexaholics anonymous meeting and listen. Afterwards if you're still not sure talk to someone who's been there a while and see what their take is. Cost is free other than an hour or 2 of your time. But it's not the end of...

I hope you're not trying to get CPR from her. That snaggletooth might slice your larynx open.

Undetermined. Show us a recent photo of her hoing it up.

He wouldn't want Johnny and his magic dick anywhere near his fucked up whores. They might get their shit together and then where would he be? Or die from an overdose. He's had a lot of that too.

Maybe he just doesn't wear it where you can see it.

My theory is that youngest is in college now.

If your pastor scares you that's the holy spirit convicting you. The answer is to repent and accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior.

So now that twitter knows, they can 'let someone hack his account' and post shit every 6 days.

Why man? Is it because of the camwhores or are you fucking herione addicts again? Or is it just that you're an asshole in general.

Well since you brought it up ... I would like to be able to DP my wife without having to kill a motherfucker afterwards.

Is that a dick joke?

Make your next name Trayvon Washington and your avatar a black fist. Then you can do or say anything you want.

I was hoping someone would have a better reason than the cynical BS that jurors are too dumb to take notes. If that's what you think of jurors maybe you shouldn't be allowed to preside over a jury trial. Obviously you have no faith in them. I also read they fear the note taking jurors will...

I did some looking and apparently only a few states specifically allow note taking by law and one state disallows it by law. All other states leave it up to the judge.

Got a question for our lawyers or anyone else with inside knowledge. Why do some judges not allow jurors to take notes? My wife is on jury duty now. It's a week long trial about what I consider to be a technical crime (theft by aggregate) and she's not allowed to take notes. It kinda floored...

The fact that he's doing it in this thread sure makes it look like he's longing for a stable relationship.

Holy shit how do they keep knocking it out of the park like this? I'm worried they can't keep it at this level much longer.

Are you sure there's not a rule about needing tits? He probably put it in the grownup section so no one would ask.

I agreed with you until the last word. Don't think he has it in him to remain anonymous. Maybe a new business tycoon named mon jackafee will appear on the scene with a clean shave and a can do attitude. But that's as close as I think he can get to that.