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Maybe I'm getting my british losers mixed up, but I thought he did have that and his woman left him.

Bisi. Save us by posting a pic of the tranny's butthole.

I'm sure that worked just fine for your parents but my dad wasn't raising a dummy.

umm 42?

Some of that is a case of people choosing to remember the bad. I could dwell on bad shit too but then I'd be a miserable person. Being a parent is hard. It's not something that can be learned from a manual.

Reminds me of the cat who shit in my daughter's shoe. It had it's tail up, squatting in the shoe with it's head turned back looking her right in the fucking eye.

I just spent 5 minutes looking for this thread in the shaw.

I was going to say: Split the difference. Go to the funeral and be nice. But hire a couple of strippers to sit in the back and wail and carry on as if they were fucking him. But after reading cutlery's next post it may hit too close to home. Be sure to offer them a bonus if anyone attacks...

I just want to say, that's not luck. Apparently using words correctly is not important in your industry.

Well 2 things. First yeah, ragnarok was different because it was so good. Or maybe it was memorable because it was so different. But second, while ragnorok was good and memorable, the others meld together and I couldn't have told you that was thor3 if not for the context in this thread...

With as many movies as there are in the MCU, it is way too much work to keep straight what happened in thor1 vs thor 2 or 3. Fuck that. Was he awesome whenever he was on screen no matter who's movie it was? Then he was awesome.

I'd be out of the waffle house in an hour.

My dad only met his dad once. He went his whole life thinking he had abandoned them. His sole memory was his dad showing up one day and giving him a dollar coin. Then he talked to my grandmother in private for a while and as he was leaving he borrowed the dollar from my dad for bus fare or...

My dad was pretty great. He died at age 53 I think. I'm 45 now so that's something that worries me. It was from a heart attack and the coroner said he had been having minor heart attacks for a while but the pain was being masked by pain he was getting from his tailbone. This was 20+ years...

when you get a thai massage and they don't touch your dick. Yeah yeah sure my wife was there getting a massage too but I still feel like she should have touched my dick.

How do they know? I self identify as vaccinated.

If that knife is also used to repair the garden hose your analogy makes sense.

I lean towards wrong. She is clearly dressing up like loki and apparently he's the most common variant. So what's up with the timeline bombing? Looked to me like she just sent reset charges out. All they do is reset the timeline and the TVA does it all the time. Seems like that shouldn't...

None of them are as bad as not going down on a girl.

Batman is a fucking asshole I guess. Might as well give him a wife beater and a 40 in a brown paper sack.

I'm upset that girl loki wasn't hotter. Bitch better clean up nice after a shower.

Now that would be a hell of a twist.

It's like there's 10 of you who copy paste from the same site.

If the cock shaped ball gag fits ...

That's sort of what I was thinking. That guy was a garbage tier drunken fighter. Wouldn't surprise me if they tried to copy the choreography directly from Jackie Chan fights.

Yeah well, you're not fucking trailer park trash who might be looking to trap someone into 18 years of child support. Are you?

First off, i need pics. I'm curious what you mean by thicc. Second, do you tell girls up front that you're snipped? They might not want to mess with you if they know they can't trap you with a baby.

I don't really understand what Loki did wrong to wind up in their sights. The tesserac was practically hand delivered to him so he grabbed it and escaped. He didn't try to meddle with time. He just did what you'd expect him to do. I don't see how there's a timeline where Loki didn't grab...

You are confusing gender and sexual preference. If a woman is raped and gets pregnant do you think that means she must have enjoyed it? The point of that story is that he actually turned into a female so thoroughly that he got pregnant. Real actual gender fluidity not the mental illness we...

I don't think this is being delayed for pedro's schedule. He's barely actually on screen. Like the biggest need for him is probably in voice acting. I think they're delaying it because of Gina. I think filoni and favreau are trying to get her back before continuing. Or maybe I just hope...

How did he know she didn't mind control someone else's kids? The kids in town were on ice somewhere most of the time so I bet they didn't get documented. The man ordered kids be shot. He's a clear bad guy.

I guess we'll never know. But if you search for bathroom garbage bags on amazon you get tons of hits. It's an actual product category that's probably more expensive than it should be.

In context it looked like you were talking about purpose built smaller garbage bags of some sort for kitty litter. Did you notice lickingdick also thought that?

That sounds like a single use plastic bag.

They should change it to American Inventor cunt

Plastic bags are not single use. When I get home from the store I save them to use as trash bags.

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Then explain the song. The Commodores sure make brick house seem like a good thing. They just removed the 'shit' part so the song could be played on the radio. Sounds like it's describing a big but sexy woman. 36-24-36. the clothes she wears, her sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger...