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I know microfiche was used in a lot of movies. Anytime a reporter or lawyer was shown researching they'd be at the library pouring through them. Like, I bet Erin brockovitch used them.

I got ya bro. I sent a solidarity on your behalf.

Yup and it'll probably never work again ... or will it? Yes. But as soon as they touch it, it can be recovered by the kicking team. Otherwise it has to go 10 yards. So if you don't think it will make it 10 yards, it's better to not touch it. That was the beauty of that kick. It didn't...

I don't mean to be disrespectful but I hope they don't forget the rope of a thousand knots in the coffin.

Make up your mind. Is she from the WWE or is this her first acting role? What if maybe he knew about the jedi but was being derogatory because mandos hate them so much.

I just want everyone to know I was getting drunk tonight before I heard the news. This is not a celebration.

Someone remind me what put him into a coma 3 years ago. I can't remember where the dreaming started.

What about her nips and clit? Are they pierced too? The one time I was having drinks with a much younger girl who was boring me to death, I finally stopped her and asked if she wanted to fuck. That's when she told me she was a lesbian. At first I was pissed that she was letting me buy her...

We've complained about that before. It's only a problem for me me on mobile and now I just zoom in before clicking. Actually with threads like that, I make sure I click out to the right on "pics". That way if I miss I just get gnomedolf's profile. But for threads with short titles I zoom all...

Oh I thought he meant he was going to fuck the dude's wife.

My wife lost all of her magic cards in a house fire probably 15-20 years ago. Our daughter got into magic through her friends a few years back and my wife tried to get back into it. But I think she is still pissed about losing the cards. She doesn't even know what they were worth but she...

Holy shit. A $30k MTG collection? Did you take a picture of it? I can't imagine how many cards that must have been.

It's not silly. I'll be mad at both, but I don't care about him. Do you even know what it's like to be jealous?

It's possible, but right now I love her too much to do that. It would depend on how quickly I stop loving her after she cheats on me.

Here's what you need to be scared of. When the recent ex who you're still talking to finds out you're fucking the neighbor lady. The only question is who will she go after? You, her, or both of you? Did these girls see you with the hot crazy ex? There might be some pre-selection going on.

I'd shoot the guy with my wife's favorite gun at a minimum. Can't say beyond that, but I'm pretty certain that would happen.

Well, we've seen his face like twice on the show, I think? It's not like they can't easily replace him without skipping a beat. What are we going to do, bitch that mando doesn't walk the same anymore?

Sorry that was Gallup. I thought it was CeeDee finding that extra gear that the DB didn't have. Still not PI and gallup still needs to do that with a relaxed arm so he doesn't get any more bullshit calls.

There was no shove, just his arm extending as he ran away. You have a right to put your body into position to catch the ball and make your moves. If the guy hadn't done a flop there would be no call. The NFL needs to figure out a way to stop that flopping bullshit before it gets popular. If...

This is what I was worried about with McCarthy. I've never thought he was a good coach. I was hoping that maybe he only sucked at the coaching duties that Jerrah would be performing. But nope. You can't say that cost us the game because there was a lot of time left, but it was like he had no...

Not a school teacher, but a teacher at Dance Obsessions. A dance school for kids. This place looks like one of the schools "cuties" is based on. So, I'm gunna go sit in the corner and practice my shocked face while y'all look at the yelp pictures...

Because of chinese bat aids and people working from home, all expenses and shit like that have to be done electronically now and it's a cluster fuck. Right now electronically means printing them out, signing them, scanning them and then emailing. After that it gets emailed to like 4 more...

Is it too late? @Jx3 you want a memorial society. Check out the funeral consumer's alliance to hook you up with one. That goes for everyone actually. They will keep you from getting fucked over by funeral homes...

My wife used to accuse me of stealing the covers, but it didn't make sense because I usually kick the covers off. Then I realized she was fucking swaddling me in her sleep. Like literally tucking the covers under me on the opposite side so when I rolled over I'd take them with me. Naturally...

You're so full of shit. You never knew how a card catalog worked, you sure as hell don't know now. You weren't a library lady.

What does that mean? What does the pre-nup say about infidelity? I mean, it sounds like you have nothing to worry about regarding the kids as long as you can prove it. Don't forget to get alimoney. After all, you've become accustomed to the lifestyle she provides. Did you adopt the step...

That one always reminds me of the I love Lucy bit where Lucy is buying new appliances from a door to door salesman. She tells him in the beginning that they have no money so he keeps telling her how much she saves on each item. So she buys everything and then at the end she tells him to let...

Maybe boondocks will get it's slot. But for real, this sucks. i won't be able to sleep knowing they were writing the next season and I will never know what happens.

I feel ya man. I'm going to put one of my dogs down tuesday when the vet is back working. Till then we're keeping her drugged up to stay comfortable. We found her and her sister 16 years ago, and they weren't puppies, so we figure she's 18+. She's some kind of Shepherd mix, so that's really...

Tre'Davious white? that sounds like a made up name from the key and peel sketch.

I thought this was you until he reminded us that he lives in the UK. Then I went and took a closer look at the names. I bet I'm not the only one.

Yes. Unsuccessfully. The thing about a girl like that is that she WANTS a guy who will beat her. Not that she wants to be beaten, but she wants a bad boy who would do it. There may come a day when she can be happy with a dude who would never beat her, but probably not. If she was, the guy...

Think positive. Maybe he just smashed his phone and went off grid hide from her.

Small dogs make damn good audible alarms. I won't compare them to boerbels because I don't know that breed. But they're better noise makers than shepherds or labs or any of the mid to large sized mutts I've had. My biggest dog is a Greater Pyrenees. She's great as backup for the small dog...

As a cowboy fan, it doesn't bother me that they'll be doing social justice shit in the end zone. I won't be seeing that very often anyway.

I miss the old days of spell check where as long as what you write was a real word it fucking let it go. What we have now seems like it just decides "that can't be what you mean your vocabulary isn't that good". Fuck you spell check I like to use uncommon words.

Are FF leagues going to add in any special rules this year? Like 20 pts for not taking a knee during the national anthem? Automatic points each game they don't get chinese bat aids? If your guy gets chinese bat aids, you automatically get to use whoever they plug into his spot. etc etc etc

It depends more on the instructor than anything else. Best advice is try a lot of different schools. Most martial arts are geared towards men. So you might have a great krav maga school down the street, but if the instructor is afraid to push a girl it won't be any good for you. Nearly every...

Probably let go when tapped on the shoulder just like the sport version.

We're not talking about professional combat you fucking dipshit. If we were I would have brought it to the MMA thread. This started in politics with the portland youth liberation front including BE WATER in their instructions to their members when supposedly preparing for violence. Not...