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Riddle me this...
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Long story short I'm dying. Had my boo-hoo moment in Health Problems, whatever. Fuck funeral homes and funeral directors being fucking money grubbing fuck faces. What's the cheapest I could go? I honestly don't give a shit about anyone visiting my grave, I'll be dead, who gives a shit. I'm also not trying to fuck over my family by having them spend 5 grand to put my ass in a fancy box or to melt me down to briquets.
Doing the google thing just brings up a bunch of funeral home ads, shocking, I know.
Anyone dealt with this before, know the cheapest way to dispose of my big ass once I run out of go juice? I assume doing it mafia style (wrap me in a tarp, weigh me down with blocks and chuck me in the river) is frowned upon in most jurisdictions.
Doing the google thing just brings up a bunch of funeral home ads, shocking, I know.
Anyone dealt with this before, know the cheapest way to dispose of my big ass once I run out of go juice? I assume doing it mafia style (wrap me in a tarp, weigh me down with blocks and chuck me in the river) is frowned upon in most jurisdictions.
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