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But Muh DiverCITY Needs to be yellow to represent the most under-represented skin color.

She can play Elizabeth warren in the porn version of the presidential race. She got them high cheek bones.

It's not this one is it? I don't remember what the current logo looks like. I did a GIS for it and I can't tell if I'm seeing the real one or the kobe version. I guess all white silhouettes look alike to me.

Why would you need a crowbar? Will keys stop working for some reason? Oh you mean to get into other people's units.

I should have bought you one of these @Regime Does anyone remember if he chose 12 or 69 as his favorite number? For some reason I saved both.

Why is she pretending to be pregnant? Is that something you asked for, or did she just do it one day and you went with it? This is the biggest letdown on FoH since cakepops.

I should add that the pilots themselves in the gulf might be instrument rated, but most flights are not instrument flights in my experience. A lot of the birds flying out here don't even have instruments. Also, I'm sure most of the pilots around here were instrument rated on something at some...

1. Go to doctor with possible infection 2. Get prescribed antibiotics 3. Fill prescription 4. Don't take them because you don't think it's an infection, the dr is just a lazy pill pusher, and they fuck up your stomach 5. Profit. Like you said, I don't know the shelf life of them, but I'm...

I'm closest to a 15, except I have one arm over my head. Now, 20+ years ago, I was 1-25. I tossed and turned all night. I had a girlfriend who I elbowed all night long. After 3 nights of it, she went and slept on the couch and we never spoke again. When I was young my sister told me she was...

It would be much more cold hearted as a fake tweet though.

Fuck you faggot. There was nothing like that. You tricked me into scrolling really fast through 3 pages of crap. I'd guess half of the pilots in the oil field in the gulf of mexico aren't instrument rated. If you fly for bigger companies like Shell you are (if the chopper has instruments)...

Thanks for the tip. I never look at that thread.

At least he got to see all the star wars movies before he died.

Shit. I forgot. I only came here for memes. You guys disappoint. Someone fake a tweet from a teammate saying "I can't believe he finally passed"

I fly in S-76's quite often. Flew in one on friday. Ours has 3 rows of 4 seats for the passengers plus the 2 crew. But, I don't think I've ever been on a completely full S76. The front row is too hard to get to, only small people can sit there and there's still an overall weight limit. 6 -...

There sure were a lot of words after "there's no words"

No, there's run plays. But they just stop a couple yards down field when someone catches them. I'm not watching it all, just going in and out of a room where it's playing. I think I saw zeke on the ground, but he might have tripped. I did just watch the skills stuff on youtube. Landry...

I haven't watched the pro bowl in a few years. When did it become 2 hand touch?

Tonight send her a text asking what other ejaclate reception points are available.

I mean .... how does camming work in germany? Do you guys send them jars of your spunk and watch them pour it into their cooters? Oh god. You do, don't you?

Well go ahead and send the 10 of us a PM and lets get the details hashed out before it's too late.

Is that the one where one bowl has more fiber than 1000 ft of raw twine?

So I missed something. Is rowdy her nickname for you or is that your real name? Cause I thought your real name was machine gun Johnny.

Now you're making it sound like a good time. What's the name of that product?

There's a town in Texas called Dickenson. There's a car dealership called gae ford. I only know this because I've seen the cars with the dealership decals.

I heard that prep is a lot easier to do if you take a shot of your favorite liquor for every shot of colon blaster.

I just figured out today that the meaning of the word "Hack" has changed. Now it simply means anything millennials have just figured out. On the news this morning: House hacking. That's where you buy a house cheap, never live in it, then sell it or rent it for a profit. Or alternatively...

My dream girl in the 90's was raquel welch. She was born in 1940, so she was in her 50's at the time. Though to be fair, what I was lusting after were her playboy spreads done when she was 40 and 50 yrs old. Still, she's holding up fairly well. Kinda hard to find a good representative pic...

Best moment of the night was ode doing his monkey style kung fu. Wish I could find another angle to see if the punch actually landed with force or if it just surprised kelleher.

what movie?

Isn't the superbowl usually as blowout when they have the extra week after the championship games?

He reminds me a lot of Darth JarJar. So maybe not God ...

In that case, someone bite the bullet and watch the latest remastered version of ANH and tell us if lucas added some CGI effects to that scene.

Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if being amod bites you in the ass on this one. The fine print will probably include that they get to ban a user of their choice. And obviously they will choose lenindoritos since @hodj is dead.

And now you know how to get a free chair every 2 years. Did they even want pictures?

Garrett is going to find out that Daniel Jones is no Tony Romo.

Was I the only one who got a kick out of the wakandan doing monkey style shit? I thought I was watching bloodsport. I need a gif of that. Since it was the opening technique, the view on the screen was a dogshit satellite image.

I'm 45. Every company I've ever worked at has officially had 1 on 1 annual reviews. I bet I've done less than 5 in my life. Mostly it's either silence or I get an email saying how much of a raise I got.

I'm just hoping for KC to avenge their loss in SB1.