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If it's acerage I can hunt out in the middle of nowhere with high speed Internet, an artesian well, a Wal mart 15 minutes away, and a hot neighbor who cleans houses ... I'll pay 10% over list and not a penny more. Unless I need to.

Someone post the last 2 plays please. The pick 6 and whatever the fuck they did on the kickoff. The ESPN summary says they fumbled 3 or 4 times.

It looks like rain and Uber is hiding under his bed. He's a fair weather fan.

I'm sure he can figure out some way to clue you in.

My dad had one about peeroux, the best woodsman in all of southern Louisiana, which is just the same as the best woodsman in all the world. It takes like 10 minutes to tell (in case you couldn't tell it was long from the title) but it had me rollin the entire time. He had a lot of jokes like...

Don't give me too much credit. My dad's side of the family is from Louisiana so the word has been in my vocabulary for years. I don't write it often though because I have trouble remembering how to spell it (and autocorrect is no help). It's pronounced Lahn-yop. Or lah-yyop if you're extra...

Easy. You "win" cleaning services somewhere. From work, or a bar. Wherever it doesn't matter. Make it something like 6 times and ask her how quick she wants to burn them up. By the end of 6 she'll either be hooked on the service or will hate it and then at least you will know. Get the Craigslist...

The thing is, there's no universal standard on pretty. I try not to judge other people on their kinks. They moved the fat chicks and asian chicks too their own threads and that gets rid of enough of the uggos for me. I just wish more people would post sexy selfies cause that's the one that...

https://images.app.goo.gl/vmbvMm3yD8Xw11k3A Hebrew script has way to many n's in it. 22 letters and I count 4 that look like another fancy n. That number seems low imo based on signs I see. Those 4 letters must be the rstl of the Hebrew language.

Have you seen nudists? Bad eyesight is a blessing.

My guess is they were wanting him in the front office. But it could have also been cover for garret while he decided what he wanted to do. Much like they did for Romo.

Do you mean that I'm supposed to know who Kevin Clark is, or are you talking about me saying spanned because I couldn't remember his exact words? He said enters his second decade as head coach. There's no context in which that is correct unless you subscribe to the whack ass theory that you can...

Autocorrect got it right this time.

No problem. I knew it would be that way. I paged you mainly because I thought you might recall who made fsr. Digging in about the stolen thread was lagniappe.

Sure bro. And in 1976 America could say we had been a nation for 2 centuries. But that's not the way the phrase was being used. He said his coaching tenure spanned 2 decades. That would be like America trying to say in 1900 that our independence had spanned 3 centuries. No it hasn't because The...

Yeah some websites have a really high opinion of themselves. Gotta be super secure otherwise someone will hack you and ... and ... see the funny pictures you saved here in order to post them in public forums. Why, they might even add some new ones. Oh the fucking horror! I hope lifelock pays to...

By your logic, it could be said that any activity you do through midnight "spans 2 decades". Just define the decade start and end points correctly. Hell I guess you don't even need midnight. Just 2 minutes. Congratulations, now everytime you have sex it "spans 2 decades"

I find myself in that situation where it's too much trouble to get a thing out of storage. But it never motivates me to buy another. It motivates me to empty the storage area. Eventually. But not right now. Right now I just don't need the thing bad enough.

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Yes. Now you're getting it QUOTE="Screamfeeder, post: 3067818, member: 1985"] ...dude if you want fanfic I'll send you my rates. Just ask. No. You were so close. I want free fanfic dammit. Look, do this for me and some day I'll ply my trade for you for free. Do you like your fries salted?

Fair enough. Care to speculate anyway?

Since you believe this and are not banned, I guess the question is begged. What does trumps cock literally taste like? Is it like a big cheeto? Asking for a friend.

Who is that moron? Decades and centuries start at 1 not 0.

That's gunna attract the wrong kind of attention. If anyone ever reacts positively to that, you should be worried. I used to have a shirt with a brunching shuttlecocks comic on it. I can't find an image now, but it basically said "whenever I'm feeling down or depressed, I remember I'm somebody's...

Turns out I'm more autistic than I realized. So the funeral is today, and I'm sorry for your loss. I guess you can come back and read this after. The primary thing you missed is that your mom was not exactly half her final age when she had you. She was close but not exact. So the 2 ages...

I was thinking leap year too but that would only account for 8 days if he didn't add them in. Also leap years are presidential election years. It's easy to figure out. If you have trouble remembering just think of it as the politicians giving themselves 1 more day to campaign. Leap years are...

Sounds like a 12 step program. There's no fixing it, you just have to manage it. I wonder if there's a clutterers anonymous.

Good job nazi mod. Now merge them both into lurkindirks dick thread, cause these are some gay motherfuckers.

"opposites attract" is a saying for a reason. That said, there have to be some core similarities between mates. The thing is that people are wired up to focus on the differences and gloss over the similarities. So you might sit there and think "wow my wife is such a bleeding heart, it's amazing...

So that means if noodle hadn't posted that picture, you'd be sucking the venom from his balls. Face inches from his unwiped ass. Literally 1 pic on the Internet away from that.

I don't go there. Can you explain the td version of free speech? All I know about that place is something about anyone with a kind word for trump being insta banned and I assume td was made in response to that. Then there was some bullshit where they were hiding td or something. I don't want...

Seems like every once in a while izos forum settings get fucked and he sees threads from oldest to newest

One of us does the new years eve kiss wrong. It's all about starting the new year off right. What better way to start than with a nut?

I almost said fast enough. But in the end I decided to tag the meme currently making the rounds that says "any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough" I could have looked for a gif of an asian driver to make the wrong enough line better but I'm on my phone, already had the...

Every car is a flying car if you drive it wrong enough.

Yeah well they were going to come today, but about half of them had the daylight savings setting toggled by some group policy that no one can find and they all lost their time synch. So they postponed it till that gets worked out. They're on the phone with tech support in India right now.

I'm pretty sure this motherfucker legit mispronounces his own name. Where's the Lia? Somehow you turned Lia into uh la

I mean, how about gm? Or director of football operations? Lord knows we need new ones of those.

I forgot to jerk off last night. When I remembered I was already in bed and said "fuck it I'll catch up tomorrow"

Maybe (hopefully) he's got some plan that keeps Garrett on in another role. I only say hopefully because the only other reasonable alternative is that he's thinking of keeping him on as head coach.